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Why does he think eating dog food will help a cold?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Feb 19, 2015
There's plenty of germs at Walmart, McDonalds, Sheetz, and El Agave.
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But there's probably more germs inside his house than all four of them combined.
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He thinks he needs money.
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Chris is a fan of a TV series called "The Internet Ruined My Life." He followed the show on Twitter.
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He must be pissed because if anyone deserves to be on that show, it's Chris.
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Didn't people suggest to him that he try to get on there? Not that they would take him. Because however they shot it it would seem like they are making fun of an autist...
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I think Chris just likes anything that lets him feed the idea that, if not for those dang evil virtual bullies, right now he'd be living in a mansion, leeching off of his rich, sexy sweetheart and playing with his god-given daughter's toys.
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Honestly, you'd need more than an hour on some low budget reality show to do his story any justice for the average person out there.
I'm talking bringing in Ken Burns and running a twelve week documentary on PBS with whatever budget he deemed necessary.
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Too bad they only take trannies that look like real trannies
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Too bad they only take trannies that look like real trannies
They did John Flynt.
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I'm sure there are plenty of germs in that thing's mangina, and from what I heard, that thing drinks its cum.
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Better an odd fixation on spelling backwards than macing GameStop employees.
Here's a good excercise for your brain. Spell any words backwards and pronounce them that way. Have fun with that!
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Not the first time, Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
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It's "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" but honestly it's a miracle Chris got anywhere close to getting it right.
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I somehow knew exactly what he said before actually double checking to see if I was right.
Either I'm unnaturally affluent at catching onto reversed words, or Chris is still as predictable as he's been these past few months.
Eeht rof semoc eh. Erom ecno sesir draoh eht dniheb sklaw ohw eh! ngatf uhcinos! ai! ai! Metot sih rof emit fo diov eht fo tuo semoc eh.