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InTheSidePocket said:
I get the impression Chris's ideal woman self is a quirky, bespeckled nerd girl who's a real hot babe when she takes her glasses off or something like that.
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It's funny when Chris tries to be "modest".

Like when he talks about his tugboat:
it's a fun story. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking. :)
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His Skylander femself looks like a grandma with no fashion sense trying very hard to be hip with today's kids. She tries to connect to the youth through what they call "cosplay" by slapping on a mish-mash of anime costume tropes. And when she attempts to pull a "kawaii face" she ends up looking like a stroke victim.

In other words, exactly like real CWC.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
Chris posted this screenshot from SkylandersView attachment 153793
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Jesus. Even his Skylander character is a unfortunate looking mouth breather.
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris entered a Skylanders contest. The prize is a 3D printed figure. Chris would use it to print his own avatar from the game.
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Unbeknown to Chris, he's already screwed up. Looking at the rules of the contest, entries are judged on:
  • 30% diversity of parts comprising character
  • 30% uniqueness
  • 40% creativity of accompanying catchphrase
It looks like when you create a Skylander, you mishmash an in game catchphrase to go with it. Some entries on that hashtag have included the catchphrase. Chris's is one of the many that have not.
 
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idosometimes said:
You would think someone whose entire life is fantasy and vidya would be a little more creative. He makes the most boring uninspired generic characters.
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My personal theory is that there's a balance that has to be found when someone wants to create art. Many successful writers will also tell you that they read a lot. A lot of successful directors are movie buffs. The problem, I think, is that Chris is on the extreme end of that idea. He consumes WAY too much media, to the point where he can only regurgitate stuff he's already seen. I think if he'd been limited in his screen time and encouraged to be creative at a younger age, he COULD have actually made something of himself as a writer or artist. Alas, he had Barb and Bob as parents.

idosometimes said:
He might be too lazy now to even send a long-winded nonsensical complaint email to Activision support.
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I think we'll get an angry/sad Facebook post, and that's about it.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris entered a Skylanders contest. The prize is a 3D printed figure. Chris would use it to print his own avatar from the game.

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wow
Chris wins one contest and he believes that its appropriate to win them all, I am just surprised he has not gone full on Miss America or Toddlers and Tiaras. The main demographic of this contest, children 8-12, and gross men that still live with their mothers. Now this is the way Chris has established himself as a classy and setsy lesbian lady.
I am kind of glad Chris has no working theory of mind; he does not realize that the people in charge of this contest are going to proceed with extreme prejudice after looking at him in his parapa hat.
 
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