Containment Random Chris Updates

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

This is more of a minor Twitter update but...

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Lol he's trying to lose weight the same way he's trying to transition

Chris has only one curve and it's centered at his middle. He doesn't need those binaural beats, he just needs to eat more McDonalds and drink alot of soda.

 

[Marvin]

Sure enough, Chris posted them to twitter, which more than likely means that HE frequents the farms more than we imagine.

The twitter account is linked. That's an automated tweet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The twitter account is linked. That's an automated tweet.

It's not linked to his youtube account though.
Why weren't his other that he liked on youtube shown either; he also liked a video about dream interpretation, yet it failed to show up in his twitter feed...
It's quite convienient that it showed up right after he a video about a transformer showed up on his feed, only, this one did not generate as many retweets...shocker.

 

[Marvin]

It's not linked to his youtube account though.
Why weren't his other that he liked on youtube shown either; he also liked a video about dream interpretation, yet it failed to show up in his twitter feed...

https://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian/about

It's linked to his twitter, among other things. All those tweets take the same form when you link your account to youtube. They're automated.

It seems like he just linked the two accounts recently.

 

[m0rnutz]

It means Chris is insane and histrionic
It's some dumb white noise you can listen to with both ears.

Long term definition I think is that binaural uses two separate audio tracks or whatever, one per ear. Noise is a bit different.

Spoiler: from memory

The way that binaural waves work is someone will make a sine wave in audacity, at a particular frequency to mimic the alpha, delta, beta, or theta waves that have been recorded in brain activity.

Once a frequency is found, they take the track and duplicate it. They shift one track, either the original or the copy, to mifways between each arc of the alternate, so that your brain is forced to alternate focus between the left and right ear interchangeably.

There have been only recorded studies regarding how the brain patterns shiftbetween waves, depending on activity(usually sleep). There is no evidence that they help you transcend to another plane of existence, grow tits, grow vaginas, or alter your brain patterns in any way.

They also do not work without headphones. Instead you get "woowoowoowoowoowoowoo" Instead of the "wooWOOwooWOOwooWOOwoo" effect binaural gives.

A lot of Chris's latest interests pertain to psychology or even metaphysiology, which is bullshit stuff like astral projection or chakras. It's part of New Age culture, sometimes indoctrinated into religion, sometimes its own religion alone.

Is Chris becoming as Buddhist?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is Chris becoming as Buddhist?

A vaginal Buddhist.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

EDIT: On a second thought, I'm not making that joke. It's too easy.

 

[Kusottare]

tbh I don't care I'm just shitposting for ratings

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Changing pants should help alot.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[Zarkov]

Every time Chris doesn't feel good I thank God for it.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Every time Chris doesn't feel good, I put a quarter in a jar.

Next year I'm going to use the money to buy a Ferrari.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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EDIT: On a second thought, I'm not making that joke. It's too easy.

My guess is his interpretation of the gifts he will be actually receiving for Christmas

And then buy them himself and lie about it

 

[Nigonidas]

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I gotchu Chris

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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EDIT: On a second thought, I'm not making that joke. It's too easy.

Ugh, there's always got to be some cutsie girl raspberry face everyone knows Chris could not pull off without scarring all mammals within a 5 mile radius.

I gotchu Chris

He would run out of one box on his face, so you had better send two to three for the mess down South.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

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EDIT: On a second thought, I'm not making that joke. It's too easy.

Well it is the day Pearl Harbor was bombed, most would feel crappy. But for Chris, maybe he bombed his skirt today, that's probably why.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

My personal theory is that there's a balance that has to be found when someone wants to create art. Many successful writers will also tell you that they read a lot. A lot of successful directors are movie buffs. The problem, I think, is that Chris is on the extreme end of that idea. He consumes WAY too much media, to the point where he can only regurgitate stuff he's already seen.

I think Chris just never grew to the point where he should understand that ingenuity means "actually make your own thing". His stuff looks exactly like the kind of shit I drew when I was a little kid, just like a lot of little kids. When I was like 6 I loved Garfield, I drew my own stupid comic that was basically a ripoff of Garfield except he was blue or something.

And then in my 20s I drew Asperchu, but I think you get my point.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I think Chris just never grew to the point where he should understand that ingenuity means "actually make your own thing". His stuff looks exactly like the kind of shit I drew when I was a little kid, just like a lot of little kids. When I was like 6 I loved Garfield, I drew my own stupid comic that was basically a ripoff of Garfield except he was blue or something.

And then in my 20s I drew Asperchu, but I think you get my point.

Chris doesn't understand (:autism that merely putting his name on an idea doesn't make it his. If you re-tell a joke you heard on TV, it doesn't make it your joke. This is forgivable if you're actually good at telling jokes, but Chris isn't. Chris doesn't just plagiarize, he plagiarizes without even understanding or being able to mimic what made the original charming. This is another aspect of what makes Chris essentially a child... he's a creative parrot.

One can grow out of this phase in life when one asks themselves "If the key to making something cool was merely copying someone else, wouldn't everyone be doing it?" And that's when you realize you need to grow. But at 35 years old, this concept is as foreign to him as... well, Australia.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

When I was like 6 I loved Garfield, I drew my own stupid comic that was basically a ripoff of Garfield except he was blue or something.

Find it. Post it.

 

[JULAY]

I think Chris just never grew to the point where he should understand that ingenuity means "actually make your own thing". His stuff looks exactly like the kind of shit I drew when I was a little kid, just like a lot of little kids. When I was like 6 I loved Garfield, I drew my own stupid comic that was basically a ripoff of Garfield except he was blue or something.

And then in my 20s I drew Asperchu, but I think you get my point.

Asperchu was pretty cool. Clever, funny, and great at poking fun at Chris although he never got it in more than the most superficial way.