Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

http://upshout.net/children-consent-controversial-meme-katia-hetter

I guess Chris chooses to actively forget all the people he has been accused of perving on over the years by touching them and staring like male dog attracted to a bitch in estrus. I know that shy and autistic kids are like this, but as both an adult and child, I seriously doubt that Chris would ever win the "most kissable and touchable contest". Barb and that one aunt that was on good terms with Chris do not count as constantly being inundated by hugs and kisses.
If anything, this meme would be great to describe people like Chris, who had to be told with threats of violence to keep his hands off women.

 

[Elaine Benes]

Zzzzzz....

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Zzzzzz....

And he's not even stayin' up late to play vidya at all........
Do you know who also has chronic sleeping problems? American men that have been marginalized in favor of lunatics like Chris because they have to work extra hard to feed their families instead of staying home, playing with toys, and wearing their mother's old bathrobes.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

http://upshout.net/children-consent-controversial-meme-katia-hetter

It's all serious matters till Chris wants some China

Then it's pathetic

 

[bacterium]

Zzzzzz....

No one wants to hear about your nocturnal emissions, Chris.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

His coconut gun can fire in sparse sleep spurts.

 

[Hyperion]

http://upshout.net/children-consent-controversial-meme-katia-hetter

I support that as well as autistic children don't deserve to be hugged.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

 

[Doc Cassidy]

That was a very heartwarming anecdote.

 

[CatParty]

i hope he suffocates on phlegm

 

[LD 3187]

Chris shouldn't worry, if he is feeling congested he can just sleep and spurt it all out.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-22-16-chris-spurts-in-his-sleep.26794/

 

[ES 148]

I theorise that Sorbet is as deluded about his quality of life as Chris is.

 

[_blank_]

I'm actually glad he clarified the green eggs part. I wouldn't put it past him to try and eat spoiled eggs.

Also, before we have another five pages about it: turkey-ham is turkey meat reconstituted with potato starch so it has the same-ish consistency as ham. It's literally a giant hunk of glorified turkey spam (which, yes, does exist, and it's great in potato soup).

Also (again) - cats are dicks.

 

[WeeGee]

He actually eats spinach??? It's also rather amusing to see him try to give advice on crafting hor d'oeuvres.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Chris should write a recipe book.

What's with his sudden increase in mundane, uneventful Facebook posts?

 

[Slowinthemind]

I am shocked he ate vegetables that did not come on a burger.

 

[Rokko]

"hor dourve"
can we have translation for that please?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

"hor dourve"
can we have translation for that please?

Hors d'oeuvre. Starters in frog.

 

[The Man With No Name]

When I am not taking a shower, of course.

Sorbet probably has a lot of time to play in that empty tub.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Sorbet probably has a lot of time to play in that empty tub.

Enough time to fucking hibernate.