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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I don't see why Chris wouldn't like spinach. He doesn't like strong tasting foods and spinach is pretty bland.
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No, I mean, he assumes that Chris just added a bit of spinach to color it. Not that he added it to the dish as a general ingredient. I don't see why he made that assumption.
Yeah, nah, I don't think he has any reason to dislike spinach. Hell, as far as we know, he's not particularly picky in general. He dislikes pickles, but that's the most prominent food aversion we know of of his.
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It was probably canned spinach, which is pretty nasty and imparts more of a greenish hue than fresh spinach.
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I think too. Probably there wasn't much else left in the kitchen and he became "creative". He also didn't miss the chance of misspelling hors d'oeuvre as hor dourve.
edit: You mean that "creamy" kind of spinach instead of the leafy kind? Yes that stuff is nasty. (Sorry I'm not from the US and spinach is mostly available in frozen packages here so there may be misunderstandings.)
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Egg mixed with spinach dont really taste different because like @Pikonic said spinach are pretty bland.Usually you want to mix spices with your eggs but I guess Chris didnt know that or 14BC dont own any spices and he felt fancy using spinach.And him butchering Hors d'oeuvre is kinda funny
But hey,props to him he actually cooked a "decent" sounding meal and didnt order fast food.
But hey,props to him he actually cooked a "decent" sounding meal and didnt order fast food.
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So what's the bet that it's the same "Turkey Ham" from Thanksgiving, and Chris has been eating rancid leftovers almost a month later?
Food poisoning saga when?
Food poisoning saga when?
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So Spinach is okay, cuz it's not dick shaped.
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This shit is full of preservatives,so maybe because it's not turning green or charcoal black Chris think it's still edible
Or maybe it's cheap"Meat"like baloney and Chris took a liking to it and decided to buy another one.
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Can that stuff be frozen? He may not have cooked the whole thing up.
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It's amazing that Chris is actually doing some cooking in the first place.
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Ham and fresh spinach sound like the basis for a perfectly respectable omelette. I don't think that's how Chris is preparing them though.
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Chris mentioned eating green eggs and ham back in January.
Chris: I, warmed up a batch-- warmed up a couple of eggs with spinach to make green eggs and ham.
Arthur: Really now? How did that turn out, was it good?
Chris: Yes.
Arthur: Hmm, I'll have to try that sometime.
Chris: I mean, look it up on the internet, you uh, you put, you, uh, put the eggs in the-- in there with the, with the pieces of the spinach leaves, and mix 'em together to put- pour it into the frying pan, and put in whatever else you kn-- you might like, some salt or cheese, and-- or maybe even put the-- put pieces of ham IN to the eggs, make yourself, uh, kind of an omelette there, as well. It'll work out pretty good.
Chris: I, warmed up a batch-- warmed up a couple of eggs with spinach to make green eggs and ham.
Arthur: Really now? How did that turn out, was it good?
Chris: Yes.
Arthur: Hmm, I'll have to try that sometime.
Chris: I mean, look it up on the internet, you uh, you put, you, uh, put the eggs in the-- in there with the, with the pieces of the spinach leaves, and mix 'em together to put- pour it into the frying pan, and put in whatever else you kn-- you might like, some salt or cheese, and-- or maybe even put the-- put pieces of ham IN to the eggs, make yourself, uh, kind of an omelette there, as well. It'll work out pretty good.
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The arguing about Chris' eggs is more autistic than he is.
idosometimes
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His transformation into a fat middle age woman is complete.
It's only about Chris. He uses other people to redirect attention to him. He didn't "sad" "like" that story about the cryptkeeper looking bitch because he felt bad for her. He felt bad that he was a meme. he wouldn't treat her nicely if she wanted to be his galpal. He would rudely rebuff her because she is ugly (though ticks every box on his list of requirements for a heartsweet, except living near him and being single). Chris doesn't care how other people feel. Everything is about him. Also, send him $100 toys for Christmas because he needs them.
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I feel like he learned he was a beta a little before 19...
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And they mispelled "Super sped"
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"Power Level: Beta"
And he once complained why all the jerks get the pretty girls.
Answer: they have Power Level: Alpha