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I expect that'll be on the 26th.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I think he still expects Santa to leave him a boyfriend-free girl under the tree.
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Chris feels like he's wasted opportunities of finding his sweetheart by not playing many games online
Not, he hasn't missed out on being catfished by other men online.
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Why can't Chris just accept his fate as a lonely, old fake tranny just like all the other lonely, old fake trannies? It's just annoying how, at 34, he still believes his life will somehow magically get better. Don't most people accept their fate at that point?
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The thing is, most people are not screwed, they're just lazy. Chris is both screwed and lazy, yet he acts like he has more potential than a very young Pamela Anderson Lee.
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I guess Chris could sell his body to science, so they can study it and try to find a way for no Christian Weston Chandlers to ever scar and maim our precious mortal realm again.
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To be fair, would you? I don't think anyone wants to accept that they are unlovable.
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Don't forget taking care of all their children!
Eagerly awaiting the Chris post about having gotten no toys. Happy holidays everybody.
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Well, shitty parenting led to what we have here. He was and still is a sheltered brat, this molded him into what he is today.
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Like he hasn't bought himself £80 worth of toys in the last two weeks alone. He'll survive.
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Most people don't have whole forums dedicated to them, but I'm talking about the life after your twenties. When kids and responsibilities take over most of it.
Hell, Chris doesn't even have a mundane domestic life to look forward to.
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I agree with you, but people don't fight back against mediocrity by making themselves look as stupid as possible.
Look at Chris' 2016 Christmas video; people have told him to stop power leveling and to clean his home, yet he uploads videos of himself POV style speaking in baby language to his cat lying on a filthy floor.
Chris wants to be plucked out of terminal obscurity by attracting a "Britney Spears" level female human by getting a killer bod and face with binaural beats when the only thing he is doing is killing his ear hair cells by listening to that garbage. Chris could take a long hard look at himself and accept that he is unattractive, bald, rapidly aging, and autistic, and he could work with that to create a more comfortable life for himself; instead, he puts on his MLP extensions and struts around like he just got an exclusive contract to do several shoots with playboy magazine.
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Of course a cretin like Chris wouldn't be familiar with the gaming masterpiece heXen.
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Waterman desperately tries to interact with Chris as if they were close friends, Jessica keeps trying to give Chris life advice he'll never listen to, and just thinking about stepping out of his comfort zone gives Chris vertigo. Business as usual I see.
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These physical complaints seriously sound like some untreated 'beetis.
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It could be lots of things including side effects from that shit he slathers all over his moobs.
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Geez, what a party pooper.
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It's pretty obvious Waterman is messing with Chris because of that post Chris made the other day bemoaning the fact that part of the reason he doesn't have a sweetheart is because he doesn't play co-op online games. Of course Waterman misses the main point, which was that if Chris played these types of games it would be to find a sweetheart and therefore has no interest, really, in playing online games with a dude.
Here the post I was talking about:
Chris feels like he's wasted opportunities of finding his sweetheart by not playing many games online
Yet again Waterman's autism gets in the way of him trying to impress everyone with his epic trolling of Chris.