Containment Random Chris Updates

Dr.Research said:
If Chris was really concerned with his loss of freedom he could always hire a home health aid or cleaning person to help pick up the slack from Barb. Yes, I know Barb would never allow it, finances are tight, and the hoard and all, but given some changes (that will never happen, yes) it's a viable option.It would allow Chris more vidya freedom instead of the two or three things Barb demands like :qsand: runs.

Philosophical Chris is possibly the worst, IMHO. Anyone who has lost a parent has probably had to step up to the plate more and lost some 'freedom' because that's life. Hell even with Bob gone he does hardly more now than he did before.
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Chris considered raping Rocky. You are dooming whoever is introduced into that house as an aide.
 
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-I once actually knew where all things were in my house; since the disaster, everything has been relocated and randomly shuffled about. I hardly know where that thing I recalled still having is located now
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Yeah, that's called hoarding, autism, and laziness......how exactly is this advice or wisdom, again?
-When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind.
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Oh come on........Chris' life sucks, but that's no one's problem nor is it news or wisdom

- You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.
Although The last part makes no sense, I for one am glad Chris is acknowledging reality is real, and now he can move forward. with his life. :epik:

**sigh** Learn what you will from what I have shared, as you hear me now and understand me tomorrow or later.

Thank you.
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Right up there with MLK's "I've Been To the Mountaintop" and "I Have A Dream"
 
Subconcious Offense said:
Chris considered raping Rocky. You are dooming whoever is introduced into that house as an aide.
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Wasn't that as Jenkins? Not to make light of it, but I don't think Chris can comprehend what rape is and isn't capable of it. He stops at garden variety sexual harassment, as comforting as that can be. I think that was more of 'I know rape is bad. If I suggest Chris rape Rocky, they'll think I'm srs hmm yeah'.

But yes, any aide would have a hell of a time doing anything.
 
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Jessica Quinn said:
Step by step, one thing at a time. Try to do your best to balance responsibilities with personal time pursuing what makes you happy. Don't dive into one and neglect the other. Trying to tackle everything such as the cleanliness of the house all at once will be overwhelming, but more importantly spending too much time trying to dodge responsibilities will only make the situation worse.

Take some time and set up a schedule that allows you to handle both. Throw in a regulated sleeping schedule and healthier choices in diet and activity and I guarantee that you'll begin to see things change if you try.

Good luck!
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Jessica, what makes you think he'll listen this time when he hasn't listened the 346 other times you've written this exact same thing?
 
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Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Some random "wisdom" nuggets from our favorite philosopher.
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Call me gullible but I feel for Chris in this regard, his wholeg life changed when bob died, they didn't prepare him for what laid ahead, and as someone who lost a father I know what it's like to constantly wonder what they would think of what I'm doing and if they are proud of who I am today. Add to that a sickly mother and the last thread that he has to anyone who ever loved him is slipping away, he's terrified of being alone, terrified of a world with no body to depend on. I realize alot of it is his own doing but still, this post made me sad for Chris in a way I rarely do.
 
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shecameforcwc said:
Did he really? Is there anything on the Cwcki about it?
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"In a July 2009 IRC Chat Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity."
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He had more freedom to do what?
Shit himself and not dress in women's clothes without the burden of his father hating him.
Lol, Pearls of Wisdom......More like balls of bullshit.

It's pearls of wisdom not wisdom of pearls; god.......the irony is just amazing.

Chris has no idea how to be passive aggressive and ask for stuff.
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You know how when youre a kid you cant wait to grow up and when youre an adult you wish you were a kid again? Its kind of like that.

TazmamzaT said:
"In a July 2009 IRC Chat Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity."
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This is kind of a meh thing for me. Like its shitty that he came up with this idea but context matters.
 
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TazmamzaT said:
"In a July 2009 IRC Chat Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity."
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Wow. That is fucked up. I never knew about that
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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Chris liked several videos on youtube, but these are the funniest, hands down.
It's ironic that Marvin reminded us of the full story with the binaural beats, which Chris genuinely believed brought him an erupting labia.
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Chris is getting desperate for his new vagina apparently. It's been over the 6 month time limit for results they set on the YouTube channels. Chris started listening around the beginning of April--surely he should be a full-fledged woman with True and Honest ovaries and womb by now.
Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Some random "wisdom" nuggets from our favorite philosopher.
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Chris sounds so bitter at the hand life has dealt him. He got to spend the better part of 30 years doing whatever he pleased with Bob and Barb handling everything for him. Now he has adult responsibilities that prevent him from tarding all over the place when he wants as he's been forced into the role of caretaker to his elderly mom. It's like he doesn't understand that this, in probably the best scenario, is something he's going to have to do for years in the future.
You can tell Chris wants this superwoman of a sweetheart to ride in on a white pony to save him from all these burdens and allow him to go back to being a child, while she takes care of Barb and the responsibilities of Branchland Court.
I wonder if part of his frustration comes from having to stay home with his mother when he'd rather be out doing his sweetheart search. @Marvin, do you think if Chris wasn't tasked with taking care of Barb he'd be out at Impulse or another bar looking for women?
 
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Watermelon was on the mark for once, but what Child is this woman referring to?.........Sonichu, maybe? Unless Chris is lying to people that are too dumb to look up the CWCiki.

Being an adult is not easy at least you have your mom and family including nieces and nephews
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Seems like Chris is lying to people, or this woman can't see through Chris' bull when he says, " I have nieces and nephews, who all think I'm great".
 
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