Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mark Corrigan]

More clickbait garbage.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The only relief he'll get is when Barb dies. And after Barb dies, the best case scenario is that he ends up being permanently poor, but at least not homeless.

Waterman might as well just offer to fuck Chris at this point.

Hes got the hair for it. Just put a dress on him and hed look better than any other tranny in the rat king. Hed make a handsome little twink too.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris still wants to learn telekinesis by listening to subliminal frequencies.

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For reference, he also requested telekinesis back in October.

 

[GK 090]

I doubt this is related but: Remember how Chris cut his taint and we all were convinced he'd die? Well if he's true and honest he might have a few symptoms of sepsis...Confusion, dizziness, change in mental state, fever and shivers, cold symptoms being the most obvious.

Anyone know if his unclit healed over? Personally I think he's just lazy and exaggerating being sick but I'd love an update on his beautiful home grown China and if it's contributing at all.

I think it's just him being dramatic and poor lifestyle choices. Sepsis kills pretty quick.

Edit: And I am also pretty sure @Marvin has confirmed that he saught medical help for the second Unclit.

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris still wants to learn telekinesis by listening to subliminal frequencies.

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For reference, he also requested telekinesis back in October.

Wait...does this mean the other telekinesis videos are working? Has he already gained the ability to move small objects with his mind and now needs a new binaural video to move to the next level? The next person buying a video should ask him to demonstrate his new psychic abilities

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Hell, what kind of Pokeman would some celebrities have?

We know Chris would have Pikachu (presumably) and Seal Mermaid thing.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

They're still not going to trib you, Chris.
And unless they're all female, they would be the Sibling Pokémon.

 

[Mick92]

*snip!*

So here's the mug in question:

It's kind of a shame he didn't made that post before christmas, or else we'd have found the perfect gift for him.

I had a thought about Kangaskhan...

Ok, I bet this is going to be exceptionally autistic...

...yada yada yada

Nailed it!

Also, anyone else thinks Chris probably has a cojoined twin, just like Kangaskhan? Except his is probably in his brain. Or his stomach.

 

[Aldora]

I bet Chris wishes he had a twin sister, someone to look after Barb and stay with him forever and EVER. The Crystal fantasy never goes away does it? Kind of sad really.

 

[bacterium]

Kangaskhan is based on a fucking KANGaroo you dumb fuck.

Also @Aldora, I am slightly mad at you because Mimikyu is my new favorite Pokemon. And I wanted it as an avatar

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Christ reacted with "angry".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Christ reacted with "angry".

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The swamp assed goon does not even understand what he is supposed to be made at, and either way, it's not like anyone gay, straight, male, or female would ever consider marrying him. No one has actually willingly flirted with him either......has Chris ever attended a wedding that we know of?

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Does it really matter since Chris will never get to experience the joy of creating life. FFS, God did not even bless him with a complete brain.
Aphids too were born pregnant, which is what this is Pokémon was inspired by.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I bet Chris wishes he had a twin sister, someone to look after Barb and stay with him forever and EVER. The Crystal fantasy never goes away does it? Kind of sad really.

I think he wants Crystal for another reason.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

has Chris ever attended a wedding that we know of?

I would imagine some of his Legos and homemade hedgehog horrors have tied the knot at some point. No doubt Chris would have brought the best gift (taped onto VHS), been prettier than the bride and ended the night with a tribbin' threeway with some bridesmaids made from Lisa Simpson parts.

 

[trip2themoon]

First world problems. If you don't like the mug don't fucking buy it.

Can a Lesbian Trans-Woman get Man Flu?

 

[Katolate]

I would imagine some of his Legos and homemade hedgehog horrors have tied the knot at some point. No doubt Chris would have brought the best gift (taped onto VHS), been prettier than the bride and ended the night with a tribbin' threeway with some bridesmaids made from Lisa Simpson parts.

THANK YOU. Now I can't stop picturing a sweaty Chris bumping his crudely made hedehogs together to make them perform sex fantasies for him.

 

[m0rnutz]

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I just....I......I can't......

It's almost like he googles what he doesn't know, everything else he assumes he's the next Stephen Hawkings.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Game Freak adding stuff like Pokémon genders and breeding really made shit awkward.

 

[BlueSpark]

Aphids too were born pregnant, which is what this is Pokémon was inspired by.

I think it's just the Gamefreak didn't want to implement multiple sprites for a single Pokemon when they implemented breeding in second gen.