Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
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Caz said:
In all seriousness, a vertigo while lying in bed is not a good sign. Than again he is too lazy to get his fat ass to a doctor anyway.
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I don't believe any of it. As @Moscardino pointed out, when he is typing the text while feeling dizzy he might as well stop doing it and take some rest. Like most of his posts and videos this just screams fakeness and him yelling for attention and pity.
 
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Chris is really terse in a lot of his responses online. I'd never noticed it before. I guess it makes sense given his history, but he just comes across as really grumpy whenever he responds to comments.

The vertigo thing made me laugh, though. I just imagine Chris, completely monotone, "Ooh. Ah. Oh no. I have the vertigo now."
 
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Guy Smiley said:
Chris is really terse in a lot of his responses online. I'd never noticed it before. I guess it makes sense given his history, but he just comes across as really grumpy whenever he responds to comments.

The vertigo thing made me laugh, though. I just imagine Chris, completely monotone, "Ooh. Ah. Oh no. I have the vertigo now."
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Makes sense Chris would be moody and dizzy all the time.
He has a shitty diet and gets no exercise, plus he's in his mid 30s, so his metabolism is probably gone.
He probably has pre diabetes or something.
 
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I guess it's a good thing that Chris is on re.tard welfare instead of actually working a real job, since a mild head cold is all it takes to lay him out in bed. If Chris ever did have a job he'd be the kind of lazy cunt who calls in sick any time he has a scratchy throat and the sniffles. He'd be the guy who gets written up and eventually fired for taking too many sick days, then would get all indignant for being fired. "I was REALLY sick! It's not my fault! You can't fire me for being sick!"
 
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Suicidal Emo Panda said:
I don't believe any of it. As @Moscardino pointed out, when he is typing the text while feeling dizzy he might as well stop doing it and take some rest. Like most of his posts and videos this just screams fakeness and him yelling for attention and pity.
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I'm not saying I buy the story that a little cold gave him vertigo, but Chris is definitely the kind of moron that would type up multiple comments about feeling dizzy instead of just lying down until the dizzyness goes away. It's not like he'd pass up on any chance to get some asspats.
 
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I doubt this is related but: Remember how Chris cut his taint and we all were convinced he'd die? Well if he's true and honest he might have a few symptoms of sepsis...Confusion, dizziness, change in mental state, fever and shivers, cold symptoms being the most obvious.

Anyone know if his unclit healed over? Personally I think he's just lazy and exaggerating being sick but I'd love an update on his beautiful home grown China and if it's contributing at all.
 
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