Containment Random Chris Updates

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Yellow Shirt Guy said:
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You go, Girl! (sarcasm) Forget about that old lady that slept with her sister's husband, lied to her son about his biological father, and released the most autistic life form known to man. Lol, advice to Chris: don't worry about people that made contributions to modern culture...worry the people that never did anything for anyone.....oh, what.
 
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Moscardino said:
He then linked his Patreon...he's down a Patron.

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Time to reset the clock:

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Chris said:
The elephant-in-the-room factor aside from that being, simply, the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work.
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I can't believe it took 15 years and getting banned from a self-publishing website to start driving it through his thick head that Sonichu isn't original.
Not to mention the continuing financial problems here and the "head of household" worries that leave me feeling more troubled. Aside from the obvious big money to settle the debts, I feel at a loss of direction or whatever. It all constantly drives me feeling mental, crazy and depressed.
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More like the shithead of household. He and Barb can both share that title.

Chris has no job, not even drawings comics, but he feels "at a loss of direction" and is troubled by finances. wow
 
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Moscardino said:
He then linked his Patreon...he's down a Patron.

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1. Chris can't tell who is friend or foe (my question answered).

2. Chris is, either in his mind or in reality, assuming the role of household head honcho.

3. Yes, The American Hedgehog, reset that clock!

And 4.

Chris is still in desperate need of grammar lessons.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
I can't believe it took 15 years and getting banned from a self-publishing website to start driving it through his thick head that Sonichu isn't original.
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Unfortunately, I don't even think that's the case. Sounds to me like he's saying "Stop pestering me by trying to say that my work isn't TRUE and HONEST!"
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Chris was too busy stealing money to care about the poor Pulse victims the first time around. I wish Chris would virtue signal somewhere else and do something funny for once.
Barb must have really cleaned out Sir Oink's-A-Lot's bank account if he is spending this much time online, and she did it earlier this month

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To Barb....
This is just another cheap ploy to draw in dough-nay-shuns, yall!

Mark Corrigan said:
Chris likes an article telling him he's not fat and that it's patriarchy that makes clothes too small for True and Honest Women to wear.


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Link: http://distractify.com/trending/2016/05/12/womens-clothing-size-issue?utm_content=inf_57_53_2&tse_id=INF_9703bd30d1d611e68a469d17a2be9ed9
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Chris only wishes he was petite and feminine as that poor guy.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
Unfortunately, I don't even think that's the case. Sounds to me like he's saying "Stop pestering me by trying to say that my work isn't TRUE and HONEST!"
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Yeah. I gave him too much credit. At least it's amusing to see how annoyed he is by an actual company insisting that Sonichu is just fan-fiction. His "punch an executive into caring" line always makes me laugh.
 
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0xDEADBEEF said:
chris and 219 other morons fall for obvious ragebait

at least it means there's at least 219 people as dumb as chris on some level
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Yeah but for different reasons.
What really gets me about Chris is that there's no real way he could ever understand anything like this. Chris just goes through the motions and follows the tones of the articles being represented. If Lizzy the Lezzy said "Rectal AIDS is the new fountain of youth", Chris would be all for it.
 
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Moscardino said:
He then linked his Patreon...he's down a Patron.

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Hahaha. He openly declares he won't appreciate any well wishes whether they're from actual fans or not, and more or less asserts he'll never feel well enough to actual make content without being bailed out by patrons first. But everyone should give fatty money through Patreon anyway to encourage him to make content which he won't make, with the added incentive he won't give a fuck about any of them or their niceness. Charismatic and persuasive as ever, I see.
 
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