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Chris confirmed that he's gay.

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Also, he actually read and replied to someone's comment. :story:
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris confirmed that he's gay.

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Also, he actually read and replied to someone's comment. :story:
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Whenever he says that, I think of some frat guys going "Sure, I'm all for gay marriage if both chicks are hot", or some kid saying they're gay, then adding the punchline that there's a lesbian trapped inside him.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Whenever he says that, I think of some frat guys going "Sure, I'm all for gay marriage if both chicks or hot", or some kid saying they're gay, then adding the punchline that there's a lesbian trapped inside him.
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Yeah, but usually frat dudes have a descent life and are able to put that into context instead of rerouting their libidos onto their social mask and women they will never have a chance with.
I find it quite funny that trolls and weens alike were calling Chris gay five to six years ago, and now, they're calling him out on being a straight dude with a weird fetish. Sadly, Chris will never realize that he just can't win, and he will be back and forth like this until he dies from fatty liver disease or a heart attack.

InTheSidePocket said:
God, my head hurts.

I'm glad Chris knows what he's talking about.

Wonder when he'll think he's an animal kin spirit or some shit.
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I was thinking the same thing. Chris seems to be very reactionary, his "transition", if you can call it that, was provoked by Chris wanting to justify his fruity behavior without being seen as a gay man. Now, who knows what will happen.

InTheSidePocket said:
God, my head hurts.

I'm glad Chris knows what he's talking about.

Wonder when he'll think he's an animal kin spirit or some shit.
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He probably has the same libido, but it's just being projected into other places "lesbians" "Pristine Christine's Lactating Breasts" "Women aren't supposed to have boners"
 
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Marvin said:
People say this a lot. I think people are thinking of typical TV nerd cliches, where the nerd is trying to prove himself as a man. But Chris doesn't do stuff like that. There isn't really much in Chris' natural behavior where he cares about looking like an adult or being concerned with rites of passage.
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Chris, in early videos, was incredibly concerned with his status as an adult virgin. Not because he cared what other people thought of him, but because he thought he should have found a sweetheart to fornicate with. It's just what happens when people are old enough. He saw other people who managed to find sweethearts and no bf-free girls.

His explanation for not getting it didn't make any sense. He blamed abstinence messages. He lamented the lack of both formal education and school provided gf's for sex practice (though he was still was able to write a class to get dates where all of the participants were shown to be quite successful as they fucked and relationships exist only for sex.)
Oh no. Chris' modern interests in sex are super bizarre. Like, Chris' tastes in the past few years have been... disconnected from his dick.

Chris has been obsessing about lesbians and lesbian sex, to the point where his penis doesn't actually need to be involved with the act. It's almost entirely mental at this point. It's a fetish in a more traditional sense of the word.
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I am not referring to genitals. I am referring to the mental aspect. This has been discussed before, I think. Real lesbians have less sex (according to academic research; the ads on my screen say they want threesomes with me all the time), and they are more likely to not have any sex at all in relationships than other mate pairs/groups. He tries to impress other lesbians with sex powers, which isn't something that they are actually looking for in most cases. He thinks women are just aching for sex (he's tried selling sex at least twice). His understanding is that of a male who learned everything through porn, not a true lesbian woman.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
The search for a girlfriend. The start of the Love Quest.
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He wanted a girlfriend because he was lonely.
idosometimes said:
Chris, in early videos, was incredibly concerned with his status as an adult virgin. Not because he cared what other people thought of him, but because he thought he should have found a sweetheart to fornicate with. It's just what happens when people are old enough. He saw other people who managed to find sweethearts and no bf-free girls.
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You have your cause and effect mixed up here. What caused Chris to want a girlfriend wasn't that he was a virgin, but because he got kicked out of English class so many years ago. The fact that he was an adult virgin just rubbed in the fact that he was all alone. He rambled about the virgin aspect only after the fact, because at that point, he looked around and saw all the other guys with girls, and then decided it was guaranteed.

It's a subtle distinction, but a critical one, I think. Saying Chris saw it as a "rite of passage" or something that "makes him an adult" suggests that he saw some flaw in himself. It makes it seem like he was trying to "measure up". Chris doesn't give a shit about looking like a normal adult or measuring up. Chris is perfectly fine in being a childish fatass in every other way.

Chris first decided he wanted something (a girlfriend), then looked around to see if it is reasonable for him to demand he have it. Since he saw a bunch of happy couples, he felt it was reasonable for him to lose his shit about not having a girlfriend.

In contrast, Chris doesn't believe he's entitled to demand a million dollars as general practice. Why? Because he looks around and doesn't see many millionaires.
 
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idosometimes said:
I am not referring to genitals. I am referring to the mental aspect. This has been discussed before, I think. Real lesbians have less sex (according to academic research; the ads on my screen say they want threesomes with me all the time), and they are more likely to not have any sex at all in relationships than other mate pairs/groups. He tries to impress other lesbians with sex powers, which isn't something that they are actually looking for in most cases. He thinks women are just aching for sex (he's tried selling sex at least twice). His understanding is that of a male who learned everything through porn, not a true lesbian woman.
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Not just that, but his horribly feigned mannerisms and method of dress projects that he is either a gay man, or a severely retarded old lady trying to trap a young heterosexual male to turn him into a fuckboi for life.
Chris claims to have some insight into womanhood, yet he can't grasp that we as women are wildy variable people, who are interested in a wide variety of both men and women.
 
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idosometimes said:
He doesn't want to be hugged. He wants to be able to touch attractive women. He thinks that this article will convince girls to let him grope them. It's good for them. You know, 'cause trauma is character building.

That is one of the strangest things about him. He hates being touched (sensory sensitivity is common in autists), but is absolutely obsessed with touching and sexing other people. Only his wishes about physical intimacy need to be considered. That last part makes him the closest thing we have to true "rape culture". Outside of Islam, of course.

L(G)BTQ is just another convenient excuse for him. He has been taught to blame everything on everyone else: the babysitter who gave him autism; the homos at Nathanael Greene who wanted to toss him in the booby hatch; the evil dean of students who stopped him from finding true love; the Jew, slut, and queers at gameplace who conspired against him; tranny-hating shopkeepers discriminating against customers who did nothing more than vandalize property and assault employees; and so on. In every case it was someone, usually a JERK, who didn't take the time to understand why an autistic exceptional individual was doing something stupid. They are to blame. Not him. He's a high functioning autist female soul lesbian transgender who can do no wrong.

I don't question his inability to understand social roles, gender, or how to socialize, but his adoption of fag culture is purely out of selfishness. He thinks it will get him what he wants and keep him from getting in trouble.
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That is what i have been saying about him, i don't think he is truly accepting of gays, this is all an attempt to get what he wants. In fact, he is a liability to the LGBT crowd by his creepy, deviant behaviors. He is what homophobes see made a reality
 
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King Kong... with wings? said:
That is what i have been saying about him, i don't think he is truly accepting of gays, this is all an attempt to get what he wants. In fact, he is a liability to the LGBT crowd by his creepy, deviant behaviors. He is what homophobes see made a reality
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On the LGBT side of things, people like Chris also seem to have become the pets of drag queens and other LGBTs. That's why trolling has dropped off because he's being trolled by the LGBT.
 
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