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Remember Sonichu? Simpler times man.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Chris's habit of bringing toys with him to public places is so bizarre. He also does it at places like McDonalds.
My god, Chris is carrying them around with him, and he even painted Flutterchu to look like she's wearing his ratty sneakers.
I bet someone walks over, and asks him "what's that", out of sympathy, and Chris responds, "They're me, want me to make em trib?"
Chris is walking around just comparing things, why doesn't he compare his photograph to both of those figures.
It's another great example of how Borb totally failed him as parents. They had to have noticed him doing that bullshit but never cared to tell him that it makes him look stupid.
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My god, Chris is carrying them around with him, and he even painted Flutterchu to look like she's wearing his ratty sneakers.
I bet someone walks over, and asks him "what's that", out of sympathy, and Chris responds, "They're me, want me to make em trib?"
Chris is walking around just comparing things, why doesn't he compare his photograph to both of those figures.
Chris will be 35 next month
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Quite a shame they did nothing. I suppose they didn't want to hear it if he wouldn't shut up.Chris's habit of bringing toys with him to public places is so bizarre. He also does it at places like McDonalds.
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It's another great example of how Borb totally failed him as parents. They had to have noticed him doing that bullshit but never cared to tell him that it makes him look stupid.
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At least he's famous, right?
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Thought I would post the original picture of Chris' Skylander that he posted to Twitter with the actual figurine so everyone could get a look at them together. I'm wondering if the Skylander came in such shitty shape or if he painted it--it looks pretty damn autistic and not much like the original pic.
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The figure looks different from the original picture. Either Activision went cheap with the 3D printing process, or Chris changed the design after uploading. Besides the sunglasses and (baseball bat dildo?), it looks too good for Chris to have modified it on his own.
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Is he also wearing the shirt? I have to think that shirt will be in the rotation more than the pony one simply because it has a perfect likeness of Chris on it.
My god, Chris is carrying them around with him, and he even painted Flutterchu to look like she's wearing his ratty sneakers.
I bet someone walks over, and asks him "what's that", out of sympathy, and Chris responds, "They're me, want me to make em trib?"
Chris is walking around just comparing things, why doesn't he compare his photograph to both of those figures.
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It's quite disgusting. Those shirts are purely novelty and don't last too long due to washing, which means he hardly washes it if ever.
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infamous, but to chris, fame is fame
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Neither of these are even close to fat enough to be Chris.
My god, Chris is carrying them around with him, and he even painted Flutterchu to look like she's wearing his ratty sneakers.
I bet someone walks over, and asks him "what's that", out of sympathy, and Chris responds, "They're me, want me to make em trib?"
Chris is walking around just comparing things, why doesn't he compare his photograph to both of those figures.
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I don't think he made any alterations yet. I think Activision is just cheap, which makes sense. It's only $50 and is aimed at young children. He also resigned himself to the goggle-glasses in his review video, they aren't what he wanted, but he's happy enough with his toy.
It'll be interesting to see what he transforms it into like he did with his pony dolls.
It'll be interesting to see what he transforms it into like he did with his pony dolls.
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And you can bet he will remind us by the end of the week.
Queue the 2017 birthday present wish list in THREE. . .TWO. . .ONE. . .
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Chris shared a post about MLK.
He's playing lesbians with dolls again.
He's playing lesbians with dolls again.
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Great way to shoe horn in my lesbian fetish, preach about love.
How many people has Chris actively loved that are not Barb. Love is a feeling that needs no expression, it simply just is.
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This is the kind of content that's gonna lure all the former goons 
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Love to Chris means a cash transaction and 10 minutes of awkwardness.