Containment Random Chris Updates

[Clintonberg]

So basically, he's making dolls kiss because he can't find anyone to kiss him.

I'm sure he kisses the dolls himself off camera.

 

[thismanlies]

When you combine this with the fact that he believes cartoons are real, it paints quite the disturbing picture.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Any translator here who is fluent in Autism?

I want someone to love me but they would need to be as special as me for that to happen.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

That figure's face wears an expression of someone being sold into slavery.

 

[Aldora]

Chris' slide into adulthood takes another sad turn.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Those poor ponies have already been through enough with Chris' autistic modifications, which he thinks are just genius.

Spoiler: Oh, The horrors.

Chris is a hypocritical deviant; I mean those are just cartoons characters when Chris has stolen several times in real life.

Sorry, but this is not the face of love or any sort of social competence.

Spoiler: Feels love only for himself and his mother.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

I still can't get over how his Skylanders character looks.

It looks like an old woman

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I still can't get over how his Skylanders character looks.

It looks like an old woman

You're right.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The only thing women will be moving Chris with is a stick or restraining order, further away from them. What a pervert "my equestria girls mini-self"

 

[GK 090]

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Watermelon is as stupid as Chris

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Chris' slide into adulthood takes another sad turn.

I would call it a descent into madness instead because he is only an adult biologically

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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I would pay so much to see a Chris/Watermelon rendition of Waiting For Godot.

 

[CWCissey]

I would pay so much to see a Chris/Watermelon rendition of Waiting For Godot.

An effeminate sex starved guy and an insane hanger on?

Shit, make Watermelon an alcoholic and that's Bottom!

 

[zap2theextreme]

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It's like two chatbots talking to each other. Fascinating

 

[muh_moobs]

Nice Pirate settings on yer book o' faces.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Watermelon is as stupid as Chris

You know what tastes good on Watermelon...

Spoiler

Not salt, blech! Salt on melon tastes awful, but Salt from Melon...

 

[Buck Mullet]

His fantasy is making out with a not necessarily famous or known (but i'm sure that would take precedence) female whose music "move him". Basically ladies, you put in all the hard work developing your musical talents, and if the moobs jiggle to your tunes, you can have the privilege of making out with Pristine Christine.

 

[MormonofID]

Nice Pirate settings on yer book o' faces.

Thanks. I think it's actually quite fun.

 

[DragoonSierra]

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Chris is too autistic to explain these lyrics but Billy needs to shut up and stop being retarded.

This is the game Watermelon was sperging about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_Goddess_from_Mars