Containment Random Chris Updates

[Holdek]

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Dem A-Logs.

 

[Iam]

Drinking breast milk, huh. I'm not even sure what to say, at this point. I seriously hope Chris will not now expand his sweetheart search to include pregnant and thus lactacting women. Because that could end terribly wrong for him and would scar them for life, which is way worse.

I am at loss for words.

 

[shecameforcwc]

..

 

[CatParty]

Gay

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Insightful

 

[Yaks]

Yes, too bad he died so soon, Chris.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

HAHA
"Too bad the guy who's German wasn't alive in Russia after he killed all those jjjjjjjjyoooooooz"

HAHAHA

Clyde Cash wouldn't have gotten the twin towers. He'd have gotten the Cash Chamber.

 

[Postal Dude]

"the Russian country"
Just...
Also what soldier would spit in his leader's face after hailing him

 

[Flareon]

"Too bad Hitler's dead" - Chris, 2016

 

[Silver Octopus]

Why is Chris so obsessed with spitting in Hitler's face?

 

[Crunch Monster]

Too bad Hitler died before he could kill that Jew Michael Snyder.

 

[Taily Puff]

This is one of the only posts lately that's made me legitimately sad for Chris.

He's so self absorbed and resistant to outside influence that he's losing the ability to speak fluent English. He's turned so far inward, mentally, that his mannerisms and speech are like a unique dialect that only he possesses and only his hated "trolls" readily understand. He's never been a great communicator, but he's getting worse and worse and each facebook post is slightly less clear than the one before.

If Chris makes it to 60 or 70, he's going to be stuck rambling unintelligibly, not because of dementia or senility, but because he refuses to see anything in the world from a perspective other than the severely damaged viewpoint of Chris Chandler.

This is a man in his thirties trying to communicate with his adult friends on facebook.

I kind of know what he's talking about, and I still barely know what the fuck he's talking about.

 

[Lurkman]

Fascinating as always Chris, Your comments are very insightful and amazing, they really make me think about the human mind in general, and I'm not kidding around with that either.

CHRIS IS SMART AND CAN BE UNDERSTOOD AT A RATIONAL LEVEL YOU GUYS!!!!! ​

KILL YOURSELF IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS AWESOME ​

 

[facepalm]

Is Chris trying to make a joke in German? I recognize all the words but they dont make any sense in that order.

 

[Rokko]

Tumbleweeds rolling, crickets chirping. Thats whats going on in his brain most of the time...

 

[Iam]

What pun...? Good god, I really don't even. I know enough German to find it extra idiotic.

Such a shame Hitler is no longer with us, I often wonder fondly what he would be up to now.

 

[Lurkman]

Such a shame Hitler is no longer with us, I often wonder fondly what he would be up to now.

I agree, that guy was cool yo

Glad Chris is lookin' out for him!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Brain deterioration is a serious disease, you guys! Amongwhich
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Shouldn't this be under random facebook crap?

 

[Prick Baxter]

At least this is autistic in an endearing way. Better than talking about wanting to fuck Barb

 

[Coconut Gun]

That "joke" makes me want to kill myself.