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Chris is never autistic in an endearing way, its either sad, frightening, way too honest, or its stupid.
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Chris is never autistic in an endearing way, its either sad, frightening, way too honest, or its stupid.
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Because he doesn't do swallow.
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I'm pretty sure he's pulling that joke from a movie. I want to say it's a Mel Brooks film, but I'm not positive.
EDIT: Guess not. All Google is giving me is the two things referenced below - The Donald Duck film MerriedxReldnahc mentioned and the Spike Jones song The Dude mentioned.
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He probably got his Fox joke from a film too, there's no way Chris can be intentionally funny.
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He's referencing the song from an old Donald Duck cartoon called "Der Fuehrer's Face".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Fuehrer's_Face
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He would be one of the JERKS that get all the pretty girls while disguised as someone in his High School Years.
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As far as the whole "spitting in Hitler's face" thing, Chris may be trying to reference an old song by Spike Jones called "Der Fuehrer's Face" where part of the chorus involves blowing a raspberry or Bronx Cheer.
As for the rest of this childish, vapid, moronic shit...it's Chris. He's pretty fucking stupid. I don't know how any 34 year old can not know what the Autobahn is, but then again I'm surprised that Chris even knows what Russia and Germany are. I doubt he could find them on a globe.
Edit: beaten to the "Der Fuehrer's Face" thing...
As for the rest of this childish, vapid, moronic shit...it's Chris. He's pretty fucking stupid. I don't know how any 34 year old can not know what the Autobahn is, but then again I'm surprised that Chris even knows what Russia and Germany are. I doubt he could find them on a globe.
Edit: beaten to the "Der Fuehrer's Face" thing...
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More evidence that Chris didn't learn shit about WWII in High School.
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I would make some point about Chris being so autistic that he can't help but quote a Disney cartoon from the 40's everytime he's talking about a fascist dictator responsible for some of the worst atrocities this century.
But when he even manages to throw in Transformers and Russia in there, then at this point I'm not even surprised...
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I can give a slide for not knowing "Autobahn". There's a lot of information in our world, and no one can know everything about it.
But reading about it and concluding it's a pun about an unrelated kids cartoon made to sell toys? Well. That's very Chris.
I know some German and now I can't help but imagine Chris in class going, "'Autobahn is a pun on 'Autobot' and it's a shame Hitler is dead now' while everyone goes '...'
It reminds me of that time one of the Sweethearts made up a country of origin and Chris not only did not realize it as he did not ask about it.
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Yeah, too bad Adolf Hitler died before he could team up with those evil cartoon robots. Because that would have been sweet.
It makes you wonder if Chris really even understands who Hitler was. I'm sure he probably just pictures some vague cartoon-villain laughing and stroking his little mustache as he steals all the Jew-gold or something.
It makes you wonder if Chris really even understands who Hitler was. I'm sure he probably just pictures some vague cartoon-villain laughing and stroking his little mustache as he steals all the Jew-gold or something.
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Chris and Adolf have a lot in common.
Both are misunderstood artists that were forced to use their creativity elsewhere, and then did an half assed attempt at that.
Both are misunderstood artists that were forced to use their creativity elsewhere, and then did an half assed attempt at that.
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"An' Hitler, uh... he took- he put d' Jews in a summer camp, which was prolly like n' oven..."
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Well the Autobahn is fairly famous as it is basically the prototype for the modern freeway/highway/motorway systems of the world. And it's fairly inexcusable for Chris to think it has anything to do with cartoon robots and toy lines when the Autobahn was started in the 30's, Hitler died in 1945, and Transformers is from the 1980's. If that is indeed what Chris is assuming then this is probably among the top five stupidest things he's ever said, and he's said some REALLY fucking stupid shit over the years.
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Wow,that's one of the dumbest shit he said in a while.I think Chris misses several points and I really wonder if he understand the shits he's saying
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Chris needs to get a job. He also has gone so far off the tracks that the guys that make fun of him are less funny than he is.
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There's a Donald Duck cartoon with a song called "Right in Der Fueher's Face" and the refrain goes "Heil *blow raspberry* Heil *blow raspberry* right in Der Fueher's face!" It is entirely possible that Chris thinks this is a pro Hitler song and the nazis routinely spat in Hitler's face out of respect.
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Nuts I was too late to make that comment my apologies
I wonder if he is reading is as 'Autobohn'? I am assuming he simply found the word online and did not actually hear it. Since his reading skills are so subpar, it wouldn't surprise me if he was reading it incorrectly. In such a case then the two words do sound alike but it is still not a pun, in any sense of the word.