Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

The merge is a weird as fuck idea to begin with but the fact it's also going to be some kind of catastrophe (and Chris is so non-chalant about it) adds an extra layer of cringe.

I don't know if Chris has depression. In the recent videos, I remember he mentioned suicide, because of twitter blocks (pathetic)

Cwcville is Chris Chan's heaven. For me, the merge means Chris's inevitable death; he's not healthy, what he does isn't fulfilling, and incapable of having legitimate friends, making him lonely as hell.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why shouldn't Chris be nonchalant about it? He will be just fine. He's not going to be one of the people suffering and dying. The whole point of the merge is to finally have the universe provide Chris with everything he DESERVES: riches, power, authority, control, admiration, and all the ponies and hedgehog abominations to butt-fuck that Chris can handle. Chris gets everything he wants and if a couple billion people have to suffer and die, or even disappear from existence entirely, then it will totally be worth it.

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

 

[The Dude]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Right, like that would be a hard choice for Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I remember he mentioned suicide, because of twitter blocks (pathetic)

That was just emotional blackmail.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Someone could gain Chris's trust and make an OC based on literally anything, and Chris would just latch on to it.

I always thought that getting Chris into Fist of the North Star would be hilarious. Of course, it is too manly for a flaming faggot like him, but that's the point.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

On Scooby Doo.

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I wonder how many of Scooby Doo's incarnations will survive? The 60s Stoner College Clique kids? The 70s grown ups with Scrappy Doo? Flim-Flam and Vincent Price from 13 Ghosts? Will the late 80s kids be there?

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Is Chris upset about the Mueller report despite the fact he is naive about politics?

Edit: he’s talking about the GS Ball now and wanting a remake of Gold and Silver for Switch.
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Silly Chris. Nancy Pelosi is a Scarecrow in terms of appearance, personality and effectiveness. She may be Speaker but she doesn't get Dem votes without others to help.

Also Chris, you're really fucking late on the GS Ball. They did implement it in the Virtual Console release.

If he,d take his find out of C-197 he' did actually know current events in the fiction he so desperately wants to be real.

 

[Unknown beast]

I wonder how many of Scooby Doo's incarnations will survive? The 60s Stoner College Clique kids? The 70s grown ups with Scrappy Doo? Flim-Flam and Vincent Price from 13 Ghosts? Will the late 80s kids be there?


Silly Chris. Nancy Pelosi is a Scarecrow in terms of appearance, personality and effectiveness. She may be Speaker but she doesn't get Dem votes without others to help.

Also Chris, you're really fucking late on the GS Ball. They did implement it in the Virtual Console release.

If he,d take his find out of C-197 he' did actually know current events in the fiction he so desperately wants to be real.

hes even later then that the GS ball was implemented way back in the japanese original

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How the hell does she afford her own place? She doesn't even look like she has a job.

She's probably got tard bux coming in. Anyone who would use Chris to try and get efamous, especially paying him, has to be legally retarded

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris recalls the hedgehog-defensive state from TooManyGames.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris recalls the hedgehog-defensive state from TooManyGames.

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Because it's ALWAYS all about Chris. Jesus fucking wept, fatass. Leave this chick alone.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris recalls the hedgehog-defensive state from TooManyGames.

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At least he isn't harassing these bronies any more because they can't see what he's saying.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris recalls the hedgehog-defensive state from TooManyGames.

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Yeah, those quills of his worked really well. Look how effective they were at keeping people away!

 

[Ghostbeater]

Chris recalls the hedgehog-defensive state from TooManyGames.

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He is getting creepier by the day. He still is stalking all those people and still is one-upping everyone

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, those quills of his worked really well. Look how effective they were at keeping people away!

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Well, the smell and shirt that was holier than Jesus' shroud did a great job at setting up a parameter.

 

[Tikbalang]

What's the fuck's the purpose of hedgehog defense position? With that position, Chris is more vulnerable, gangs will just beat the shit out of him, prisoners can rape him anytime, sumo wrestlers sit on him.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What's the fuck's the purpose of hedgehog defense position? With that position, Chris is more vulnerable, gangs will just beat the shit out of him, prisoners can rape him anytime, sumo wrestlers sit on him.

His quills protrude, deterring predators.

 

[Tikbalang]

His quills protrude, deterring predators.

You mean farts and B.O.?

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It's been months since Chris post some shit

 

[Skips]

So in his own delution, Chris "see" quills on his back everytime he takes that cock sucking stance?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So in his own delution, Chris "see" quills on his back everytime he takes that prison bitch position?

fixed.

 

[AnAccount]

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It's been months since Chris post some shit

So did he actually lose this shirt? or something.