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Seregios (Att. at Law) said:
It's based off a certain type of fighting chicken in Asia. It's just a feather patch

Malay and Shamo cocks
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Then explain why Reshiram the non-chicken pokemon also has a fuzzy dong.
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Tikbalang said:
The only legendary pokemon Chris knows is Mewtwo and nothing else
Speaking of Mewtwo, there's no tweet about him in the movie. Spoilers, I guess.
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You'd think he'd be excited for his huswife.
 
Tikbalang said:
From all the pokeman games he played, he prefers pokeman go over the main games in nintendo consoles.

But I guess walking and swiping is easier than choosing wisely for the next move. Probably hated the game because he's consistenly losing in online battles.
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I installed this fucking thing out of curiosity, is there no tactics beyond spinning a pokeball and swiping it onto mobs, hoping one will land? Cos it's pretty fucking gay. I'll stick with Legendary Game of Heroes for my mobile monster card spergery, thanks.
 
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Your local circuit court &/or VA State taxpayers say you're welcome & they're glad you enjoyed, on their collective dime, yet another braindeathy throwaway movie aimed at absolutely no one outside its demographic of 9-year-olds.

Oh wait, you didn't even bother to thank them? Cool.

Moreover, they'd like to congratulate you on the recent dismissal of your trespassing case & release from the duties imposed upon you under the forward-thinking & progressive Asspats for Tards Program that so many rallied to create.

It's inspiring to see that once again, all he has learned is that invading the clearly-expressed provinces of others with reckless abandon will net you free preschool big screen movies & a captive audience of one, who isn't allowed to leave/laugh in your face/tell you you're a dumb sperg, or throatpunch you, for a whole hour a week as you happily puke out all your stupid imaginary r=tard lore. And all you'll have to trade for all this is the inconvenience of waking up before noon every few months to go tell some guy in a robe that you've simply not been compelled to break any laws lately. You lose about 2h of Lego & crafting religious iconography of yourself time.

He has totally learned his lesson.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Your local circuit court &/or VA State taxpayers say you're welcome & they're glad you enjoyed, on their collective dime, yet another braindeathy throwaway movie aimed at absolutely no one outside its demographic of 9-year-olds.

Oh wait, you didn't even bother to thank them? Cool.

Moreover, they'd like to congratulate you on the recent dismissal of your trespassing case & release from the duties imposed upon you under the forward-thinking & progressive Asspats for Tards Program that so many rallied to create.

It's inspiring to see that once again, all he has learned is that invading the clearly-expressed provinces of others with reckless abandon will net you free preschool big screen movies & a captive audience of one, who isn't allowed to leave/laugh in your face/tell you you're a dumb sperg, or throatpunch you, for a whole hour a week as you happily puke out all your stupid imaginary r=tard lore. And all you'll have to trade for all this is the inconvenience of waking up before noon every few months to go tell some guy in a robe that you've simply not been compelled to break any laws lately. You lose about 2h of Lego & crafting religious iconography of yourself time.

He has totally learned his lesson.
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Did this ticket actually come from the therapeutic docket? I'm pretty sure he completed it a few weeks ago.
 
Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906
www.usedcarsbartonmd.com www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!
 
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lisaface said:
Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906
www.usedcarsbartonmd.com www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!
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Bet it still smells of manchild balls.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Your local circuit court &/or VA State taxpayers say you're welcome & they're glad you enjoyed, on their collective dime, yet another braindeathy throwaway movie aimed at absolutely no one outside its demographic of 9-year-olds.

Oh wait, you didn't even bother to thank them? Cool.

Moreover, they'd like to congratulate you on the recent dismissal of your trespassing case & release from the duties imposed upon you under the forward-thinking & progressive Asspats for Tards Program that so many rallied to create.

It's inspiring to see that once again, all he has learned is that invading the clearly-expressed provinces of others with reckless abandon will net you free preschool big screen movies & a captive audience of one, who isn't allowed to leave/laugh in your face/tell you you're a dumb sperg, or throatpunch you, for a whole hour a week as you happily puke out all your stupid imaginary r=tard lore. And all you'll have to trade for all this is the inconvenience of waking up before noon every few months to go tell some guy in a robe that you've simply not been compelled to break any laws lately. You lose about 2h of Lego & crafting religious iconography of yourself time.

He has totally learned his lesson.
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Wasn't he arrested and thrown in jail once?

Not that it'll help any, since the guards are supposed to isolate the mentally ill.
 
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lisaface said:
Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906
www.usedcarsbartonmd.com www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!
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Is that the one that needed $4K in work? Dafuq he do to it?
 
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