Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

drinking game idea: take a sip every time Chris says "individual," "perception," "respective," or of course "y'all."

Include "haters" and "soul" as well

 

[Wraith]

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Really shows that Chris's fantasies on having superpowers is just a coping mechanism for the problems in his life.

You mean a power fantasy? Yeah we call that the modern comic book industry, tv and movie industries filled with SJWs, but in Chris' case it's CJW Chris' Justice Warrior.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Unfortunately for Null? That's a really weird way of putting it.

I don't trust these people at all. Luckily it's not my problem. lol

Agreed. They seem like fat white trash themselves. They're up to something, especially with the way they coddle Chris's delusions.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know the order of his tweets but these are the last four

Chris giving some reality-escaping sleeping advice after some debt shit

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ah, classic CWCism... "She had done the weed"

And of course, Chris would use his new-found tolerance for the Devil's Lettuce as 'one of many things that show how i've left my autism behind me'........

 

[Tikbalang]

Reminds me of his reaction of Lee Hotti's face

He interrupted his sleeping advice tweets with some pony shit
What's "chronicled"?

 

[fenny]

Who the fuck belches in their sleep?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think chris needs a better hobby than sleeping.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

but how will chris address his fans to let them know where to send him donations for toys?

Just throw them onto the streets of Charlottesville, his future address.

 

[AnOminous]

Who the fuck belches in their sleep?

Someone who eats garbage all day and shits himself and does nothing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[CWCing]

I know I say this a lot, but...

wat

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Shut up Chris, you'd curl into a ball, shit yourself, and call for Barb.
Then Barb would call you a pussy.

 

[4Macie]

I'm not sure I'm reading anything right, but his story isn't collaborated by his fitbit at all like he suggests. The only thing this proves is his horrible sleeping pattern from having literally no responsibilities.

Thursday he was asleep from 5:23AM to 1:51 PM (not the most horrible schedule ever but..)
He didn't get back to sleep (Fri) until 6:21 AM. Slept until 2:25PM but was back in bed again by 10:52PM. So he was only up about 7 hours on Friday.

While this isn't the most awful sleep schedule we've ever seen from Chris... considering he's the only person who is able-bodied in the house... how the fuck are Barb, the dogs, and the cats surviving?

 

[zap2theextreme]

I've literally never slept longer than 10:00am my entire life and that is not hyperbole. Yet Chris is laying in bed for 17 hours a day, squeezing his eyes so hard he sees patterns, and thinks he's experiencing the cosmos. God, I love this retard so much.

 

[PT 940]

I followed Chris's advice and he fixed my biological clock!

Not really. I had no idea what he was going on about.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Robotnik built an empire using robots of his own design, chris builds a lego town.

That makes me wonder. Which version of Robotnik would be in C-197? The PINGAS Spewing idiot one from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog or the Threatening SATAM?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

That makes me wonder. Which version of Robotnik would be in C-197? The PINGAS Spewing idiot one from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog or the Threatening SATAM?

I'm betting the Sonic Underground one. He's like the bad middle ground between those two. Not funny or meme-worthy like AOSTH nor is he dark and serious like SATAM's. Seems like that'd be right up chris's alley.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Or he could just go in a different name, but he can't for egotistical reason

So what are the problems of his life and how to solve it

• Debt and Financhu crisis: get employed and learn financial management

Chris is 99% unemployable, and even if he had the will to work and anyone was stupid enough to hire him, he'd be doing menial work for minimum wage and most of his money would eventually be garnished to paid for his financial responsibilities. He's better off living on the tugboat and juggling debt until he declares bankruptcy.

• Lack of friends and companionship: proper hygiene and know boundaries (touching and kissing inappropriately)

He allegedly has had """friends""" for years and they've done jack shit to change his unsettling behavior.

• Low self esteem: practice on something that could be productive. But for Chris, send to the woods or in the military school

Chris cannot have a healthy and realistic sense of self worth because he is by almost any human metric below the mean. The military school could've worked some 25 years ago but is way too late now.

• Online bullying: abstain from the internet.

This is the only thing Chris could realistically do, and he has curbed his internet presence or long periods in the past. But he'll always be back. Always.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Agreed. They seem like fat white trash themselves. They're up to something, especially with the way they coddle Chris's delusions.

110% this. And I said it already but it bears repeating; anyone with any account named for two people, real or purported, should be fucking avoided at all turns & costs. That shit is not normal, & it's not okay. There are never mentally healthy people attached to those kinds of accounts.

Also, I listen to The Hulkster because I've never once seen him call something wrong. Historical threads included.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris cannot have a healthy and realistic sense of self worth because he is by almost any human metric below the mean. The military school could've worked some 25 years ago but is way too late now.

Not to mention self-esteem is grounded in reality and not based on thinking you look like a Goddess when you actually look the physical embodiment of filth, clutter, and anti-social disorder.