Containment Random Chris Updates

It appears that Rocky Shoemaker retired / left the methodist church sometime between June 8, 2018 and July 10, 2018; Most probably it was on July 1. The site currently lists no pastoral counselor, and a lot of the staff is new.

Her replacement is going to be in for a surprise when a homeless unicorn in drag shows up asking for help. "I just spoke to Jesus and he said my invisible spouses and I can crash here until the Merge. Don't accuse me of blasphemy, I'm a Goddess!"
 
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Her replacement is going to be in for a surprise when a homeless unicorn in drag shows up asking for help. "I just spoke to Jesus and he said my invisible spouses and I can crash here until the Merge. Don't accuse me of blasphemy, I'm a Goddess!"
Counselor: Chris, have you actually considered what the Bible says?
Chris the Almighty CPU HDD ADHD Goddess:
Oh Jesus speaks to me and is gonna help out with the merge. He tells me he too is an OC and all deity are an OC too!
Counselor: Oh Lord help us all...
 
Her replacement is going to be in for a surprise when a homeless unicorn in drag shows up asking for help. "I just spoke to Jesus and he said my invisible spouses and I can crash here until the Merge. Don't accuse me of blasphemy, I'm a Goddess!"
But Jesus said, Suffer fat man-children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of CWCville.

Matthew 19:14 King James Version
 
Did you see any chickens running around while you were there?

Seems like there should be some.

That's the thing - their house is in what's actually a decent little neighborhood. It's one of those semi-rural / close-to-town tracts where the houses sit on good-sized lots, there aren't really many fences between them, it's quiet, the scenery's pleasant, kids are out playing, etc. Just a nice place to be a normal middle-class family, with only 14BC and its residents and contents being the stereotypical there's-always-one dickwart in what's an otherwise-liveable location.

You know if only Chris and Barb didn't live there that could be a nice house with some lawn work and paint on the place too bad Chris is too femmie (lazy) to bother doing man's work.

Bingo. What I find baffling is that they're so completely willfully-ignorant of and oblivious to reality that it doesn't even register with them that their neighbors don't live like this. Their property pretty much is the 'that house' of the tract.

There's few things more white trash than an old car parked on the front lawn

The camera angle doesn't really make this clear, but they do have a driveway of sorts. 14BC sits at the Southeast (yes, Google Maps has it located on the wrong side of the street) corner of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive / SR1110. The Chandlers have basically created a connecting track between Westwood Drive and Branchland Court by repeatedly driving across a corner of their property; this serves as their driveway.

Frankly, I was surprised that there was as little discarded shit in the yard as there was, and that what was out there looked like it was mostly awaiting trash collection. Having been inside of hoarder homes and their associated properties before, it was not what I was expecting, at least on the outside. No fucking way am I going inside, though. Don't want to see it badly enough to put myself through that.
 
Hopefully this will help to make the description above of how 14BC's 'driveway' is situated a bit clearer. FWIW, the Westwood Drive side of the property potentially has room for at least four or five non-running cars up on blocks without hampering access to the Minivan Adventure Trail.

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You know if only Chris and Barb didn't live there that could be a nice house with some lawn work and paint on the place too bad Chris is too femmie (lazy) to bother doing man's work.
Don't be silly. It's just Chris. He was lazy when he knew he was male, just the same. Women do yard work. (whispers) it burns calories!)
 
Her replacement is going to be in for a surprise when a homeless unicorn in drag shows up asking for help. "I just spoke to Jesus and he said my invisible spouses and I can crash here until the Merge. Don't accuse me of blasphemy, I'm a Goddess!"
Counselor: Chris, have you actually considered what the Bible says?
Chris the Almighty CPU HDD ADHD Goddess:
Oh Jesus speaks to me and is gonna help out with the merge. He tells me he too is an OC and all deity are an OC too!
Counselor: Oh Lord help us all...
How long before Chris actually starts writing down his delusions as the 'New Bible' and demands a cut of the offerings to the church so he can buy legos?
 
Don't be silly. It's just Chris. He was lazy when he knew he was male, just the same. Women do yard work. (whispers) it burns calories!)
Chris failed to live up to societal norms of masculinity (back when we didn't try to undermine them as "toxic") so he put on a skirt and panties and said "I'm a woman I don't do "jerk male" things like that tee hee. :tomgirl:
 
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