Containment Random Chris Updates

[Guardsman42]

Instead of ribbons, why not just gold star stickers? Tards love gold star stickers.

I keep thinking of needing a gender labeling function at a convention and the only people who seemingly need one are so unsightly you don't care about their gender.

So you know, it's a waste of a budget to me or at least time. Just my two cents on this. <Some people can get a sex change and it's hard to tell they were born as the opposite gender. Then, we have Chris>

 

[Keine]

Chris rambles about a musician character in Hyperdimension Neptunia, says she has more released albums in his fantasyland than in the real world, wants the merge to import those.

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Even having a somewhat working knowledge of Neptune and all the references to the game industry it makes, I have never been able to parse Chris' bullshit. I don't think Chris has actually played any of the games at length.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

I keep thinking of needing a gender labeling function at a convention and the only people who seemingly need one are so unsightly you don't care about their gender.

It's a good idea to have gender labels at conventions so you know who to avoid.

 

[The Dude]

I keep thinking of needing a gender labeling function at a convention and the only people who seemingly need one are so unsightly you don't care about their gender.

So you know, it's a waste of a budget to me or at least time. Just my two cents on this. <Some people can get a sex change and it's hard to tell they were born as the opposite gender. Then, we have Chris>

That's why they should give all the gender specials a gold star sicker. It's cheaper than ribbons, if they run out they can just send some flunky to Walmart to buy more, and the gender special tards get to feel "validated". See someone with a gold star? You know that's a person to avoid. It's a win/win, it's simple, and it's easy on the budget.

Besides, with ribbons you have to source them, worry about what the colors might represent, worry about offending some idiot because they wanted a color that some other group got...its just a huge headache.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Besides, with ribbons you have to source them, worry about what the colors might represent, worry about offending some idiot because they wanted a color that some other group got...its just a huge headache.

I've come up with a flag design that solves the inclusiveness issue once and for all. It's half-infrared, half-ultraviolet, and represents the full spectrum on which we all sperg. It even works for electronic badges*, too, and only takes two LEDs to implement.





*Batteries not included.

 

[weegrumpy]

Laurence R. Harvey - is a genuinely charming and intelligent guy, despite his appearance. So the actor isn't comparable to Chris.

oh jeez I didn't mean to disrespect the actor, I haven't seen him in anything thing else. but I Do like to diss Chris, he is so unlikable, and the things he does, that he hoists himself on his own petard.
and I won't use the female pronouns- if that's a whahmen, then I met be a fucking 10 compared to that lol

 

[Tikbalang]

If the gender ribbon is color-coded (blue-men, pink-women) then I would say he and him, and say that I'm color blind

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've come up with a flag design that solves the inclusiveness issue once and for all. It's half-infrared, half-ultraviolet, and represents the full spectrum on which we all sperg. It even works for electronic badges*, too, and only takes two LEDs to implement.





*Batteries not included.

Or, it's just blank because Chris and other gender specials are a waste of space.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

oh jeez I didn't mean to disrespect the actor, I haven't seen him in anything thing else. but I Do like to diss Chris, he is so unlikable, and the things he does, that he hoists himself on his own petard.
and I won't use the female pronouns- if that's a whahmen, then I met be a fucking 10 compared to that lol

If Chris is a woman, I'm Angelina Jolie. The only thing he passes for is a fucking potato.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris is a woman, I'm Angelina Jolie. The only thing he passes for is a fucking potato.

That's an insult to the potato!

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The only ones who are happy with ribbons are the troons.

If you need a goddamn ribbon, you already fail at whatever you're trying to be.

 

[Tikbalang]

If you need a goddamn ribbon, you already fail at whatever you're trying to be.

Sounds like the game Papers, Please. The ID says he's a woman but he looks like a man. Full body nude scan him and he's still a man.
Either he'll be detained or reject his passport.

If you need a goddamn ribbon, you already fail at whatever you're trying to be.

Chris wanted to have a biological child, does he still think he has a womb?

Also Chris is still have intent on going to Bronycon despite the debt.
I remember that there was a group of muslim people who was given free money to build the house after the war. They prefer to use the money for Hajj instead of housing, "Even if I'm homeless, it's all worth it"

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Even if chris doesn't curl up into a ball on the floor of Bronycon and get kicked out, he's going to hang around long after closing ceremony. He'll cry on twitter about how the god-ponies and him are demanding Bronycon continue on every year in Ruckersville with a list of increasingly ridiculous demands.

A pity I'm not likely to see the outcome I want: Chris causes such a scene in front of one or more of the brony analysts that chris is thrown out of Bronycon so hard that he turns his back on the bronies entirely. ... mostly because I want him to ditch the MLP crap already.

 

[BScCollateral]

I remember that there was a group of muslim people who was given free money to build the house after the war. They prefer to use the money for Hajj instead of housing, "Even if I'm homeless, it's all worth it"

One of the most deep seated delusions in modern society is that someone who has never worked for money or successfully managed their own money will be fine if you give them money.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Barely any updates from Chris eh?

 

[Tikbalang]

Barely any updates from Chris eh?

He's still in C-197, having orgies and shit

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He's still in C-197, having orgies and shit
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Oh Tikibalang!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Chris was the first brony and he'll most likely be the last remaining one too, at this rate. Isn't Bronycon attendance rapidly dwindling because bronies are fading out of existence?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris was the first brony and he'll most likely be the last remaining one too, at this rate. Isn't Bronycon attendance rapidly dwindling because bronies are fading out of existence?

I wonder if some of those bronies would be integrated into the furry community?

 

[Rupin]

Chris was the first brony and he'll most likely be the last remaining one too, at this rate. Isn't Bronycon attendance rapidly dwindling because bronies are fading out of existence?

I was under the impression that this was the last one.