Containment Random Chris Updates

[SlavicCyanide]

I've never heard of an apocalypse being referred to as "mild"...

As long as the events don't have an effect on him or his toys directly, he can just stand by the sidelines and act like he is important as usual.

With our luck we'll all die and he'll be the only survivor.
I guess he will be important then.
But just not for the reasons he wants.

I have never heard of anyone put sugar in mint or fruit tea.

Truly exceptional.

It's the south US.
If the tea doesn't have sugar, it's not tea.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does Chris keep insisting we "REMAIN CALM" about the "Dimensional Merge?" It's like an insane man flailing about on a street corner that "flying saucers are going to abduct us" and then yelling at the passerby to "KEEP CALM!"

And of course he thinks most won't be reborn with superpowers, but he will -- as some kind of pony console goddess chimera.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why does Chris keep insisting we "REMAIN CALM" about the "Dimensional Merge?" It's like an insane man flailing about on a street corner that "flying saucers are going to abduct us" and then yelling at the passerby to "KEEP CALM!"

And of course he thinks most won't be reborn with superpowers, but he will -- as some kind of pony console goddess chimera.

According to Chris, the Crapture will be an actual catastrophe involving numerous disasters and fatalities.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the Crapture

I like that term. I think I'm going to use it too.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is watching more lucid dreaming tutorials.

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And he's also returned to the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis channel, this time to learn telekinesis:

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When I search tutorials on Youtube, it's mostly have something to do with productivity like programming, user experience and shit. But for Chris, the tutorial is about sleeping.
If telekinesis is a thing, it's better off not Chris learning about it.

 

[King Kiwi]

People who "learn" "magick" usually have some realization that they have powers, which is followed by learning to greater understand and harness those powers. So they can use them to get back at people who called them fat or evil managers who do not allow them to drink a witch's brew on duty. You know, like trivial stuff most people ignore and not seek the power of Satan to seek revenge.

Chris knows he has the power! He now much figure how to control it and direct at evil creditors who want their evil mortgage payments.

Chris has gone against God in more ways than one. He is lazy, greedy, he worships false idols in the form of whatchamacallit and he models himself as a prophet and a divine being. Chrissy is going to Hell if he doesn't renounce his sinful, awful ways.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chrissy is going to Hell if he doesn't renounce his sinful, awful ways.

Can children go to hell though?

 

[A Grey Cat]

he worships false idols in the form of whatchamacallit

His "idols" are shoddily made vinyl figures made by Funko and his deities are from some cartoon made in the orient about living machines taking the form of attractive girls and proclaiming themselves as false gods. Like multiple whores of babylon.

 

[The Dude]

Just some spoons full of sugar help the diabetes develop. The diabetes develop. The diabetes develop. Just some spoons full of sugar help the diabetes develop in the most autistic way.

 

[Tedbundychu]

Can children go to hell though?

Look at his house, he is living in hell already

 

[Sterbenchu]

New public patreon post

 

[Wraith]

New public patreon post

Why does god need donations... ?
Damn it, Star Trek V.

 

[Sterbenchu]

Chris just became a patreon of this woman:
https://www.patreon.com/MichelleCreber

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Oh, fer fuck's sake. He's not creeping on her again, is he?

Chris: HINT. You wouldn't need to beg for money for your shitty pony fair if you didn't keep wasting money on shit like this.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris just became a patreon of this woman:
https://www.patreon.com/MichelleCreber

lol, I wonder if he did that by accident. He was already pledging to Creber and three others - Planet Dolan, Kipteitei and Dr Wolf. Now he's unpledged from those three and Creber is the only one in his pledge list.

Could he have tried unpledging from all of them and clicked the wrong button in Creber's case and renewed his pledge instead?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris's toys and the filthy carpet.

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He likes Gwenpool? Somehow that makes me hate him even more.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He likes Gwenpool? Somehow that makes me hate him even more.

Chris supports every "woke" piece of media not just because he's a consumerist lemming but also cause in his mind like every thirsty, desperaten nu-male;

Muh girl power=easy china

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris supports every "woke" piece of media not just because he's a consumerist lemming but also cause in his mind like every thirsty, desperaten nu-male;

Muh girl power=easy china

Maybe instead of putting a love not at the end of a fishing line he'll put a picture of AOC on a fishing rod to see what poor woman he can reel in.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Maybe instead of putting a love not at the end of a fishing line he'll put a picture of AOC on a fishing rod to see what poor woman he can reel in.

Why doesn't he just ask AOC to be his heartsweet? Oh wait she's not boyfriend Free

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Why doesn't he just ask AOC to be his heartsweet? Oh wait she's not boyfriend Free

Shes sanity free, perfect for Chris.