Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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imagine thinking that paying 75$ to have your original cartoon horse appear in someone's shitty horse art is a steal

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

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Chris should really stop posting stuff about Michael Jackson if he wants people to calm down and stop panicking over the Merge.

 

[Tikbalang]

The fanfic is in 30 pages, I doubt he'll read half the page

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris retreats to his alt dimension fantasies in light of his financial problems. He pretends to be Magi-Chan saying the Merge is drawing near.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You can almost touch the desperation.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Chris retreats to his alt dimension fantasies in light of his financial problems. He pretends to be Magi-Chan saying the Merge is drawing near.

Strange. Magi-chan writes just like Chris does.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Latest batch of enablers for Chris's fantasies.

 

[Tikbalang]

Latest batch of enablers for Chris's fantasies.

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I was wondering why Chris didn't ask them for some pictures to prove they exist

 

[niggers]

magi-chan's username is pretty close to having 1488 in it

idk it just made me laugh

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Latest batch of enablers for Chris's fantasies.

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Boy, they're going to enable Chris right off a bridge. I hope we get exclusive photos.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

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The fanfic is in 30 pages, I doubt he'll read half the page

The fanfic is 121,181 words long. For reference, James Joyce's notoriously hard to read novel Ulysses contains 265,222 words, which clocks in at 730 pages. Doing a little quick maths at 363 words per page this fanfiction is 334 pages long. Somehow I don't mind that Chris won't read it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris retconned Sonichu 8 to fit in the birthdates for the Sonichus that Idea Guy put in his head.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris retconned Sonichu 8 to fit in the birthdates for the Sonichus that Idea Guy put in his head.

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Chris is still angrier at those old trolls than he is at the guys who got $6,000 out of him.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Latest batch of enablers for Chris's fantasies.

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Yknow if they wanna play make believe with him and they’re not giving him money, trying to take money, or influence him or Sonichu frankly I don’t care what they do.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Chris is still angrier at those old trolls than he is at the guys who got $6,000 out of him.

To be fair, the old trolls didn't have him married to anything really or Gaslamp him this hard. Not even Bluespike

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is following Sockness on Twitter.

 

[Ghostbeater]

"Can ANY of you trolls move stones with your mind and aura?"

 

[CraBman]

Chris is following Sockness on Twitter.

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He did it boys, he finally got to zero base.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris is following Sockness on Twitter.

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There's definitely a money begging DM about to hit Sockness