Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Chris posted this stupid ass video

Hopefully pasting the link will embed it. I always wondered btw how people embed pics and vids or "spoilers" since theres no button for it


Anyways this video sucks ass. What i wanna know is what was going through his mind to think that uploading this was of any value to anyone on the internet.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Is there actually any record of Chris laughing? The greatest amount of joy he's ever shown on camera that I can recall is that weird, autistic, lovey-dovey tone his voice gets when he's talking about imaginary internet girlfriends; I don't think I've ever seen or heard him outright laugh before.

Does he even know how to enjoy a joke?

He laughs a few times in this video.

 

[JULAY]

Truly, CWC is the next Seinfeld.

Speaking of which...

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Truly, CWC is the next Seinfeld.

Speaking of which...

I'll say it again: My favorite part of this video is watching Chris refer to himself as "a little autistic teenage boy" when he's almost 30.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Just imagine, he'd get his own sitcom

Already been done.

Spoiler

 

[WeeGee]

That joke was bad, and Chris should feel bad.

 

[Marvin]

Hopefully pasting the link will embed it. I always wondered btw how people embed pics and vids or "spoilers" since theres no button for it

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris got around to doing some research on the London attack.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris got around to doing some research on the London attack.

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Well, he obiously didn't do any research on how reality works when liking the first of these videos

Let's look at a photo to compare how at 35-years-fat, he looks like he is 55.

Spoiler

I think this all has to do with all the potential china he's chasing.
Looks like he edited his tweet

BTW, what do the London Terror attacks have to do with road rage?
I guess it's like that saying, "all penguins are black and white, but not all newspapers are penguins"

 

[ForgedBlades]

Could you imagine being so exceptional that you get your current event news from WatchMojo?

That's even a step below Buzzfeed readers.

 

[MonoAcid]

Well, he obiously didn't do any research on how reality works when liking the first of these videos

Let's look at a photo to compare how at 35-years-fat, he looks like he is 55.

Spoiler

I think this all has to do with all the potential china he's chasing.
Looks like he edited his tweet

BTW, what do the London Terror attacks have to do with road rage?
I guess it's like that saying, "all penguins are black and white, but not all newspapers are penguins"

Honestly looks like he is making a exceptionally dark joke the day after the tradegy...A man mows down dozens of innocent people and stabs a police officer to death before being shot dead himself. Chris chalks it up to he was just getting a little angry behind the wheel...

 

[ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander]

Honestly looks like he is making a exceptionally dark joke the day after the tradegy...A man mows down dozens of innocent people and stabs a police officer to death before being shot dead himself. Chris chalks it up to he was just getting a little angry behind the wheel...

Goes to show how terribly unaware he is about the current state of things.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well, he obiously didn't do any research on how reality works when liking the first of these videos

Chris is the same man(child) who thinks that cartoon characters exist in an alternate reality

 

[OtterParty]

Honestly looks like he is making a exceptionally dark joke the day after the tradegy...A man mows down dozens of innocent people and stabs a police officer to death before being shot dead himself. Chris chalks it up to he was just getting a little angry behind the wheel...

the last time chris had road rage he tried to run over an innocent shop owner and call him a pedophile so this is hardly out of place for him

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

the last time chris had road rage he tried to run over an innocent shop owner and call him a pedophile so this is hardly out of place for him

Don't forget the lady he attacked by calling her a smoker when the incident was clearly his fault.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

http://en.vonvon.me/quiz/6151

 

[Jack Awful]

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http://en.vonvon.me/quiz/6151

I know Chris is faceblind, but come on

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Why does that URL look like a virus?

 

[sysctl --system]

View attachment 196567

http://en.vonvon.me/quiz/6151

looks more like modern day jim belushi

 

[sysctl --system]

And there it is again.

Never change, Chris.

EDIT: nevermind its just a constant stream lmao