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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Telefunken
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Chris looks like Ted Cruz but with more hair loss.
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Delusion is the only thing that keeps him from evaporating.
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Looks like he edited his tweet
BTW, what do the London Terror attacks have to do with road rage?
I guess it's like that saying, "all penguins are black and white, but not all newspapers are penguins"
I can't believe Chris managed to bungle his condolences twice in a row.
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He sees four of the same face.
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And I'm pretty certain if Seinfeld did a bit on Autism, it'd be more like this and less like the rambling Gary Stu monologue;
"And what's the deal with Autistics? You can't take them anywhere, they can't talk to anyone. Sure, sometimes you get a nice one and they can count matches or memorize a tvguide, but most likely it'll just drool on itself and do nothing, and if you LUCKY it can handle toilet training! Otherwise, yeesh! Am I right?"
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I think that Chris tweeted that exceptional photo 4 times so Grande would match the number of chins he has, the problem is, he forgot four more of them.
Here are some local and mainstream celebrities Chris actually resembles.
Here are some local and mainstream celebrities Chris actually resembles.
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i dunno man, face feature wise, they have a lot in common
except chris' face was slapped together haphazardly, and he's fat and has shitty hair.
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Yeah, just lose a 100 or so pounds, get the stubble waxed of, a hair transplant, some facial reconstruction and a lot of alcohol on my end then he MIGHT be able to pass off as a third rate look alike inpersonator.
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Oh yeah that is just what Chris needs. More delusion
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Remember when "Catherine" said the dogs were obese?
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They're beautiful dogs, they deserve better 
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Fatty continues to glom onto not just Tara but the recent London attack as well.
The passengers and their families? What the fuck Chris?
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They're part of The Hoard now.
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Nice casual Islamophobia Chris, everyone knows that when Muslims drive vehicles into crowds of civilians that they are doing so out of PEACE, inshallah