Containment Random Chris Updates

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Aldora said:
Chris will never go into a group home(even if it's the "best thing" for him) for the simple reason that he doesn't like being told what to do.
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Then he needs some military shit.
"Fail to comply, 1 push up. No? No food for three days you lazy piece of shit. And good luck walking in the desert"
 
Rogowski said:
I posted this is the Jacob thread but thought it might belong here too. Sarah and Steve are jumping on Jacob’s dick to get in good with Chris again.
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If Magi-Chan enters a physical body, I'm smashing it with a sledgehammer.
 
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I remember Chris believed Vaccines cause autism
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If Barb is having a stroke, Chris is going to shave the rock and feed her with "healing powder"
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Do you think that Chris thinks that he's being trolled? Because I'm lost as to what he's crapping on about there otherwise.
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Trotcon is a MLP con based in Columbus Ohio that's outlived Bronycon, and MLP-MSP F is now defunct bronycon based in Minneapolis.

I think the MN con was legit telling chris to go to the nearest surviving con in earnest,because he made such a fuss over Bronycon closing its doors. chris has probably heard the same from other people, and since 'other people' are trolls in his eyes, and chris thinks people who repeat things trolls say are trolls themselves regardless if what they they say is factually true... chris is shit talking an actual MLP con account because he thinks its trolling him.
 
I assume that that 'breaking bank' comment of his is meant to be some crushingly dry and withering bon mot. Right up there with 'all that is down is only the floor'.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I assume that that 'breaking bank' comment of his is meant to be some crushingly dry and withering bon mot. Right up there with 'all that is down is only the floor'.
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Watching chris mangle everyday euphemisms and slang is like watching an anime with lots of terrible, terrible engrish. If we never had audio of chris speaking it'd be forgivable to believe that english wasn't his first language.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I assume that that 'breaking bank' comment of his is meant to be some crushingly dry and withering bon mot. Right up there with 'all that is down is only the floor'.
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So this is the best convention our dear boy can hope to get to after the death of Bronycon. Not too far. Horsies. A lot of the same attendees to stalk. That these ponyplay boys have been spamming their con's tagline all weekend and CWC took it as trolling him specifically is not surprising. What will be surprising to him is them not inviting him to be a Special Guest when he inevitably wants to go to this con, can't afford gas money/hotel money, and demands it of them.
 
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