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Translation: I want to shove muh tiny duck between dem' twin peaks of pleasure!
#Autisitic and #Thirsty
 
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Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
 
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Moscardino said:
Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
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Chris is not competent at anything except for being a lazy faggot.:alog:
 
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Moscardino said:
Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
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Nah, often in college they pass unqualified tards who have no chance of making it through out of pity and to get them out of the college.
Plus, even if Chris was the most talented computer scientist in the world, his abrasive personality and behavior in general would prevent him from any long term employment.
He got fired from Wendy's for god's sake.
 
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If the best Chris could get post-tranny is a fat bitch who flips him off when he's not looking, and I sincerely feel bad for him in like (Geez, come on lady, you're not a prize yourself), anyways. If that was the best he could do then and now not even his own mom will spoon with him, Chris really is screwed.

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Moscardino said:
Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
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Chris's definition of taking a computer apart and putting it back together is likely way different than you imagine it to be
 
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Moscardino said:
Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
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Moscardino said:
Chris is pretty incompetent at everything (even child videogames which astonished me) but has shown he's at least half decent with computers. He claimed he took apart and put together an entire computer during his course and he did pass his degree in something to do with that field. Also the infamous I need a hero video shows that if he puts effort into something (and not just in a single hour in order to respond to something) he can at least edit a sequence of events together and he has done numerous photoshops. They are all pretty poor quality because he rushes them out in anger, but he has at least a basic grasp of them all.

He could attempt to get a job in IT related fields with his degree, but he's just lazy and doesn't want to leave his comfort zone of tugboat and begging where he makes money without having to interact with people or interupting his day.
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Chris took 6 years to complete a 2 year degree in a field vastly out of date, only a fool would hire him for a tech position.
 
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Looks-wise, the Chris on that picture has a far higher chance to get himself a girlfriend. Honestly speaking he looked like a normal guy (someone in his thirties). As of now his chance are almost nonexistent with his horrendous looks.
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You are right. When the Rollin' 'n Trollin' look came out, he just looked like a normal shlub.

It was weird he went right back to Classic Exceptional Chris after that.
 
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