Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

Those poor dogs. They don't deserve to be forced to live in a shit-encrusted, tard jizz-soaked, hoarded out landfill like that. They obviously don't get exercise, I'm sure Chris just fills their food bowls to overflowing and let's the dogs eat freely instead of giving them appropriately measured out meals two to three times a day, not to mention getting at whatever food scraps they find from when Chris and Burb eat or sharing people food with the dogs, I'll bet they haven't been seen by a vet in ages... It makes me sad for those poor doggos.

 

[Aldora]

This poor dogs. They don't deserve to be forced to live in a shit-encrusted, tard jizz-soaked, hoarded out landfill like that. They obviously don't get exercise, I'm sure Chris just fills their food bowls to overflowing and let's the dogs eat freely instead of giving them appropriately measured out meals two to three times a day, not to mention getting at whatever food scraps they find from when Chris and Burb eat or sharing people food with the dogs, I'll bet they haven't been seen by a vet in ages... It makes me sad for those poor doggos.

I've never understood why they got the dogs in the first place, they already had a bunch of cats and Bob wasn't around to help care for them.

 

[Hyperion]

I've never understood why they got the dogs in the first place, they already had a bunch of cats and Bob wasn't around to help care for them.

It's a cultural heritage thing to have uncared for half feral mutts roaming your property in the southern states.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's a cultural heritage thing to have uncared for half feral mutts roaming your property in the southern states.

The only things that are lacking include 3 cars on cement blocks, and Christine outside bathing with a rubber, gardening hose while yelling at Barb to "bring out his good underwear with da pink ruffles" to the horror of onlooking children.

 

[Trilby]

It's a cultural heritage thing to have uncared for half feral mutts roaming your property in the southern states.

Shane such a mindset can't be shaken out.

 

[The Dude]

I've never understood why they got the dogs in the first place, they already had a bunch of cats and Bob wasn't around to help care for them.

Because they're terrible people with severe, untreated mental illness who would rather buy animals they will neglect and hoard out their home so that it is a dangerous and unhealthy place to live, all in an attempt to fill the holes in their lives rather than get treatment. The dogs were, like most of the things the Chandlers own, an impulse purchase if I recall correctly. They saw an ad somewhere for purebred Beagles and bought them because Chris loves Peanuts/Snoopy.

Both Chris and his mother are miserable, lonely people who think owning many animals will make them happy. This is common with many mentally ill shut-ins, particularly hoarders like the Chandlers. The hoarding in and of itself is a clear sign of mental illness. And sadly their animals have to suffer for it, because they're owned by lazy, neglectful people.

 

[Darndirty]

Well hopefully he won't wait too long to get going again.

He's working on it!

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

I've never understood why they got the dogs in the first place, they already had a bunch of cats and Bob wasn't around to help care for them.

Simple Answer: they crave being with other creatures but Humanity wants nothing to do with them. I bet neither Chris nor Barb can even names the names of the neighbors on either side of their house.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

No, this isn't part of his love quest. When Chris talks at these celebrities, he feels like he's chatting with his galpals while getting his nails done at the salon.

Empty headed, inane conversation is Chris' favorite mode of socialization.

Has he always considered his galpals and Love Quest separate? Didn't he only leave them alone because they weren't boyfriend-free? I cannot imagine Classic Chris viewing any friendship with a female as platonic.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Has he always considered his galpals and Love Quest separate? Didn't he only leave them alone because they weren't boyfriend-free? I cannot imagine Classic Chris viewing any friendship with a female as platonic.

He's probably so delusional that he believes love will grow "in time". And also, for a heterosexual man to be starved of the presence of a woman, you take what you can get, even if that means just being in someone's presence.

 

[Feel My Comeuppance]

Chris is more of a green, just without the calm, intellectual, and powerful, and it's also the same color as his rapidly falling hair.

I have to disagree. Chris is an obvious red.

His fashion sense and room decor are, for all their faults, certainly vibrant.
He's passionate about his interests to the point of actual, clinical autism.
He has enormous ambition despite his unwillingness to put effort toward achieving it.
The Sonic Boom protests were definitely determined and strong-willed.
And we'd all agree Chris is overflowing with (unrealistic) confidence.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have to disagree. Chris is an obvious red.

His fashion sense and room decor are, for all their faults, certainly vibrant.
He's passionate about his interests to the point of actual, clinical autism.
He has enormous ambition despite his unwillingness to put effort toward achieving it.
The Sonic Boom protests were definitely determined and strong-willed.
And we'd all agree Chris is overflowing with (unrealistic) confidence.

Yeah, but it's based in delusion instead natural talents or gifts, but if you think about it, those are all masculine traits.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris rated this post angry:



So he realized that the $3,000 VHS tape he tried to sell a while back was worthless, but he still thinks he has a shot of selling the $1,000 stamp album just because he owned it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris rated this post angry:

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So he realized that the $3,000 VHS tape he tried to sell a while back was worthless, but he still thinks he has a shot of selling the $1,000 stamp album just because he owned it.

Thanks DStecks...

 

[Lipitor]

Chris rated this post angry:

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So he realized that the $3,000 VHS tape he tried to sell a while back was worthless, but he still thinks he has a shot of selling the $1,000 stamp album just because he owned it.

Disney's VHS strategy in the 90s was to release tapes in limited runs at jacked up prices... on the idea that they could re-release them in theaters based on mom-nostalgia.. it never really worked out... and they abandoned this strategy when it came to DVDs.

never the less the strategy worked on disney spergs

 

[Orson Welles]

Chris rated this post angry:

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So he realized that the $3,000 VHS tape he tried to sell a while back was worthless, but he still thinks he has a shot of selling the $1,000 stamp album just because he owned it.

I don't meen to veer off-topic but I own... a few of those VHSes. Should I be happy of are those articles 100% clickbait?

 

[Karen Riley]

I don't meen to veer off-topic but I own... a few of those VHSes. Should I be happy of are those articles 100% clickbait?

The problem is that so many people like yourself are in the position of owning these VHS tapes. As much as I hate the thought of Chris getting more free money for nothing I do feel sorry for anybody who got duped by these clickbait articles.

Another issue is that they're doing nothing wrong in these articles because all they're doing is reporting that people are selling them on EBay for 3000 dollars, which isn't a lie all. People are listing them at that price, it's just that nobody is actually buying them. Chris isn't alone in failing to make that distinction and falling for that kind of clickbait tactic.

 

[Goochole]

He's probably so delusional that he believes love will grow "in time". And also, for a heterosexual man to be starved of the presence of a woman, you take what you can get, even if that means just being in someone's presence.

"You just gotta wear em down!"

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Disney's VHS strategy in the 90s was to release tapes in limited runs at jacked up prices... on the idea that they could re-release them in theaters based on mom-nostalgia.. it never really worked out... and they abandoned this strategy when it came to DVDs.

never the less the strategy worked on disney spergs

I loved the Disney intros of the 90's. Sucked me in, all right.

Also, Chris needs to stop being racist towards Mexicans. For one thing he sucks at it.

Being a good racist, that is. RIP Bob.

And for another he can't speak Spanish for shit.

 

[Goochole]

he sucks at it.

Yeah but in all fairness: Chris sucks at everything.

I mean he's a pervert and yet he probably even sucks at sex.