Containment Random Chris Updates

DCM90 said:
Who's this, Christorians?
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Given this guy seems completely normal, it's probably someone who lives in Ruckersville and Barb's friend. Doubt it's anyone with any sort of connection to Chris outside of seeing him when Barb brings him along with her.
 
Oskar Dirlewanger said:
Chris also admitted he use to shit in his bed and when he shits his bed he does nothing and still sleeps there until his mom cleans it. The Idea Guys actually improved his conditions by making him shit on the floor for a change, just this one time.
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On the last released Sonichu issue (the ideafags one) there is some cryptic reference to Chris sleeping "in a puddle of his own pee". For the little context it had, it wasn't mentioning it like a bad thing.

I bet the idea speds told him it was part of "Sonichu culture" and Chris being Chris just ran with it without question.

Truthboi said:
Given this guy seems completely normal, it's probably someone who lives in Ruckersville and Barb's friend. Doubt it's anyone with any sort of connection to Chris outside of seeing him when Barb brings him along with her.
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My guess is that he is talking about another completely unrelated Chris and Barb and this has nothing to do with anything.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
My guess is that he is talking about another completely unrelated Chris and Barb and this has nothing to do with anything.
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Haha yeah, unless we missed the weekend that they went to Palm Springs for a global impact summmit.


I will say this though, that dude clearly wants to bang ‘other Barb’ like a fucking drum. Keep your old lady on a short leash, unrelated Chris!
 
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Truthboi said:
Given this guy seems completely normal, it's probably someone who lives in Ruckersville and Barb's friend. Doubt it's anyone with any sort of connection to Chris outside of seeing him when Barb brings him along with her.
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So he hasn't seen Barb or Chris for at least 9 years? He says he's in NC but it meant a lot to see Barb at some event in Palm Springs? She went to CA in the 90s, maybe that's one of Barb's former bf.
 
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How Chris sees himself in a Code Vein character customization: A kewt and setsy womun
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What majority of people see Chris
 
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Deadpool said:
I'm pretty sure most people don't want to be the one who beats up an obvious tard. Besides Chris is way to big of a coward to pound on someone's door, and make demands. He would just post mean stuff on twitter about how he will kill them after the merge.

Also Barb has a criminal record and basically uses him as an errand boy and yells at him about money.
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Bro. Have you ever lived in a rough neighborhood? They will have zero qualms about flattening his smug mug with the nearest blunt object.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Bro. Have you ever lived in a rough neighborhood? They will have zero qualms about flattening his smug mug with the nearest blunt object.
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Yeah I've lived in a shitty neighborhood next to a crack den. Everybody mainly kept to them selves as long as you did too. I didn't consider the fact that Chris would be wondering around talking to imaginary hedgehogs and telling people he's a CPU Goddess. They would consider him an easy mark. I was wrong, it wouldn't be good for him, but Barb is still a mean cunt.
 
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No mention of it existing in C-197? No "Fated" prediction by Magi Chan when it comes out?
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
Well of course, there’s probably more anime girl souls trapped inside. He needs to consume them to add their power to his own in order to accelerate the merge!
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Does this mean Chris is like the Highlander? He has to kill other anime girls to absorb their power and when he is THE ONLY ONE the merge will begin, because the universe can't handle an anime girl with such power? What would we call this one? This is a think tank waiting to happen. We need to get Christopher Lambert in drag. Or whatever Chris calls his outfits.
 
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