Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris seems almost afraid of placing his characters into conflict anymore, so there is very little for the Sonichus to do in the story.

That's... actually something I hadn't noticed. Lately chris has made it a habit to deus ex machina everything ala Discord or Q with a snap of his fingers in his story so why involve the pleb-sonichus? The times we've seen them lately they've been dumbed down to virtually nothing, frollicking in the happy-land chris has made without any care in the world or taking orders like good soldiers. Its almost like he's forgotten how Punchy, Wild, Angelica and the other CCs acted at all.

 

[mertyville]

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Who is that Fat Sonichu and that uncolored guy? Also do I see Asperchu?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Idea Guy's brainwashing of Chris to think of himself as bi is still effective.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Damn, the thousand yard stare on this one.

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She's been fucked by every male sonich Chris has ever created and made porn of it for rent money...that's my head cannon of her anyway.

 

[Floop]

Who is that Fat Sonichu and that uncolored guy? Also do I see Asperchu?

That fat sonichu is a loving fans oc, AND HIS NAME IS BORIS.

this guy comes up to you and steals your crush what do you do
I would be so intimidated by his gargantuan 4.5 feet figure.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris’s definition of bi is still limited to his fantasy world. There’s no way on Godbear’s green earth that he’d ever allow another man’s duck inside him and vice versa. He probably also thinks it’s better than flat out claiming he’s gay since he still seems to want to consider himself LBGTQWhateverthefuck.

 

[zap2theextreme]

If a troll wanted to fuck Chris in the ass right now it would be trivial. His brain is more malleable than CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Chris’s definition of bi is still limited to his fantasy world. There’s no way on Godbear’s green earth that he’d ever allow another man’s duck inside him and vice versa. He probably also thinks it’s better than flat out claiming he’s gay since he still seems to want to consider himself LBGTQWhateverthefuck.

If someone finally makes a crypto betting service for Chris related events I'd go all in on another male's penis coming in contact with Chris within the next 5 years.

 

[zap2theextreme]

If someone finally makes a crypto betting service for Chris related events I'd go all in on another male's penis coming in contact with Chris within the next 5 years.

He's essentially a 13 yr old little girl in a yahoo chat room circa 2004 and there's no Chris Hansen to save him

 

[Argh My Cigar]

If a troll wanted to fuck Chris in the ass right now it would be trivial. His brain is more malleable than CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC

Sockass tried exactly that and got cockblocked to the extreme.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He probably also thinks it’s better than flat out claiming he’s gay since he still seems to want to consider himself LBGTQWhateverthefuck.

Before Idea Guy, his identity was a gay woman. He doesn't call himself gay now because he thinks he's into both women and men.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Before Idea Guy, his identity was a gay woman. He doesn't call himself gay now because he thinks he's into both women and men.

Yeah, but that’s the thing; is he just calling himself bisexual, or is he legitimately attracted to men?

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Alolan Exeggutor is based on a palm tree

To be fair on Game Freak, I live on one fo the Hawaiian Islands and they doo look like that with a local folklore being they are dragons of sorts

 

[Picklechu]

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I guess that Mewtwo and Silvana had to stay home again.

They should divorce his ass.

Picklechu in the bottom right corner looks a bit unhappy.

Help, I'm trapped in an autist's fever dream!

(Really, I think it's some orbiter's OC, since he mentioned a bunch when he first posted the drawing of it.)

Yeah, but that’s the thing; is he just calling himself bisexual, or is he legitimately attracted to men?

He's definitely sexually interested in women (or was until the titty skittles killed his sex drive), and has definitely admitted to some bicurious thoughts. Honestly, he's so autistic and has so many fucked up ideas about gender, sex, and sexuality that I don't think it's possible to know for sure.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Personal Headcanon about the Chaotic Combo

Angelica and Punchy got back together and basically told Chris and the gang pictured to fuck off because they don’t approve of homos and trannies.

Wild and Simonla moved to Colorado and spend their days growing weed.

Blake murdered Bubbles in a fir of psychotic rage and is serving a prison sentence over her mentioning that it’s Kwanzaa.

Reginald Sneasel is a radical member of Antifa now and Layla Flaffy is a feminist blogger who cucks him by fucking Boulder Dropping Whale, Inos, and Yawning Squirtle.

Merried Seinor Comic got revenge on Darkbind and also killed Zelina and is probably going to go after Sonichu next.

I barely remember who Chloe and BlazeBob are, idk they’re smoking meth or something. Bill the Scientist makes it for them.

Naitsirch is married to Merried Seinor Comic too a la @MerriedxReldnahc

Lovely Weather is a Tranny Prostitute living in San Francisco.

 

[King Kiwi]

Idea Guy's brainwashing of Chris to think of himself as bi is still effective.

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So otherwise it probably wouldn't have happened?

 

[fiu0cm]

• There's no " Me-> " this time

I think he finally figured out which one he is, and abandoned it. I am immensely disappointed.

 

[Floop]

Personal Headcanon about the Chaotic Combo

Angelica and Punchy got back together and basically told Chris and the gang pictured to fuck off because they don’t approve of homos and trannies.

Wild and Simonla moved to Colorado and spend their days growing weed.

Blake murdered Bubbles in a fir of psychotic rage and is serving a prison sentence over her mentioning that it’s Kwanzaa.

Reginald Sneasel is a radical member of Antifa now and Layla Flaffy is a feminist blogger who cucks him by fucking Boulder Dropping Whale, Inos, and Yawning Squirtle.

Merried Seinor Comic got revenge on Darkbind and also killed Zelina and is probably going to go after Sonichu next.

I barely remember who Chloe and BlazeBob are, idk they’re smoking meth or something. Bill the Scientist makes it for them.

Naitsirch is married to Merried Seinor Comic too a la @MerriedxReldnahc

Lovely Weather is a Tranny Prostitute living in San Francisco.

But what about Jamsta and Lolisa? They were characters! That said words!

 

[Mason Verger]

Yeah, but that’s the thing; is he just calling himself bisexual, or is he legitimately attracted to men?

By Chris’s own admission, he only became interested in women sometime in community college. If we start the clock there at Chris being “straight”, he’s actually been a tomgirl longer than he was a straight male.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

To be fair on Game Freak, I live on one fo the Hawaiian Islands and they doo look like that with a local folklore being they are dragons of sorts

The main reason why Alolan Exeggcutor is part dragon is because it has a dragonfruit growing on it.