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Then only will it be bought when the price is set to 4 cents.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Then only will it be bought when the price is set to 4 cents.
nad7155
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It IS worth 5 bucks, but you have to take in account the money you have to spend to get it fumigated.
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Good to know. I'd figured he would've screwed up pretty good.
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Kids say the darndest things!
Wait nvm he's 35.
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Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
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Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
Hmm, I thought he just had that problem with his mouth and his ass.
Holliday Special
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If he didn't look like such a freak, he could probably just go back to the close one. They have such high turnaround that no one would probably recognize one balding redneck idiot from all the others.
Justlurkin
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I just looked at that tweet and the situation is funny as fuck.
Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
This tweet is in reply to this tweet. And that tweet was after this tweet got "ratty comments", to defend it.
... except the comments aren't directed at the picture, but actually at CHRIS, because of his original tweet at the picture which got weened at, and is what tabitha probably saw.
So in a way, Chris is replying about himself.
Subconcious Offense
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He must think the Ruckersville Walmart has a permanent record on him. It's passed down from one manager to the next.
Subconcious Offense
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IIRC Marvin said he tries to be Solid Chris and infiltrate the stores even though nobody there cares until he misbehaves again.
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Chris took an online quiz to find out what kinda lesbian he is.
I guess "you're not one" wasn't an option.
I guess "you're not one" wasn't an option.
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No, Christian. You're the lesbian equivalent of the fusion between the Hulk and Homer Simpson.
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It surprises me Chris didn't add "with a full-on woman soul" to that line of his.
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Of course Chris would get the "femme lesbian" result since his understanding of women falls somewhere between a stereotypical 1950s house wife and the 'What Little Girls Are Made Of' nursery rhyme.
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That's assuming he thinks he'll fulfill the role of a "typical" woman. To him, he's a world saving hero on a quest for true love. I highly doubt that he filled out the quiz like you'd expect.
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Gav01
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If I recall from all the videos of Chris trying to woo his latest imaginary Internet girlfriend; Doesn't Christopher normally save the baby talk for people he wants to fuck?
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As Godbear as my witness, I shall never go
Kim Jong Un makes a way more convincing feminine lesbian than ol' fake seaweed, what's his face.
I love how Chris takes that dumb quiz literally. It has questions like: "Have You Ever Had a Boyfriend?" "Which Celebrity Would You Rather Sleep With?" "Which Character From Orange is The New Black Resembles You?"
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