Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris begged to Cole again. Last time he did that was 12 days ago (1 day before the Totem sale). Blind Tiger is included in the tweet chain because that's the last thing Cole retweeted - Chris just responded to it.

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Chris begged to Cole again. Last time he did that was 12 days ago (1 day before the Totem sale). Blind Tiger is included in the tweet chain because that's the last thing Cole retweeted - Chris just responded to it.

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I love when he pesters Cole. Chris is a fat autist, but Cole is a pretentious douchebag,. All things considered, I like CWC a bit better.
 
Chris begged to Cole again. Last time he did that was 12 days ago (1 day before the Totem sale). Blind Tiger is included in the tweet chain because that's the last thing Cole retweeted - Chris just responded to it.

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I feel like this should be on the Cwicki. How many days since Chris begged Cole for money?
 
Chris begged to Cole again. Last time he did that was 12 days ago (1 day before the Totem sale). Blind Tiger is included in the tweet chain because that's the last thing Cole retweeted - Chris just responded to it.

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And he wonders why Cole wants nothing to do with their money grubby hands. Not even going to bother pretending he gives a shit about Cole or wife. But perhaps in Chris' mind, Cole is the man of the Chandler family and needs to provide for his leech of a mother and his jobaphobic, crossdressing, brain dead brother.
 
Chris is already supremely suggestible, so I'm not sure what he is wanting with this.

Unless he thinks it will make other people suggestible to him?

Plus suggestible is spelt wrong.
"Suggestible" is a hypnosis cliche. They probably are advertising it as "watch the video, then stare at a few $20's and you'll be rich!" sort of thing. (Just where you can swap in what you're trying to get.)
 
"Suggestible" is a hypnosis cliche. They probably are advertising it as "watch the video, then stare at a few $20's and you'll be rich!" sort of thing. (Just where you can swap in what you're trying to get.)

You're not far off.

"This is a very powerful formula and it actually took me a few days to create due to all the intricate details and specifications involved with this formula, but it is finally here ready for you to enjoy!

This works to make you become EXTREMELY SUGGESTABLE for 8 HOURS STRAIGHT! - per user request. CAUTION: This is a very powerful formula! Do not over-use and ONLY listen to the formulas that you REALLY want for you to ensure extremely fast results!

This will make you more susceptible to the formula of your choosing. You will become more likely to be influenced by any formula thus producing very fast results!

This actually blocks negative or evil influences during the process so you dont have to worry about absorbing negative influences or evil messages - this will ONLY absorb whatever will help you to make the necessary changes, this way you can listen ANYTIME you desire without any worries. Its a complete formula. After long hours of hard work i'm glad its finally here. Enjoy!"

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You're not far off.

"This is a very powerful formula and it actually took me a few days to create due to all the intricate details and specifications involved with this formula, but it is finally here ready for you to enjoy!

This works to make you become EXTREMELY SUGGESTABLE for 8 HOURS STRAIGHT! - per user request. CAUTION: This is a very powerful formula! Do not over-use and ONLY listen to the formulas that you REALLY want for you to ensure extremely fast results!

This will make you more susceptible to the formula of your choosing. You will become more likely to be influenced by any formula thus producing very fast results!

This actually blocks negative or evil influences during the process so you dont have to worry about absorbing negative influences or evil messages - this will ONLY absorb whatever will help you to make the necessary changes, this way you can listen ANYTIME you desire without any worries. Its a complete formula. After long hours of hard work i'm glad its finally here. Enjoy!"

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Heh, Chris is a perfect new age dipshit.

Edit: Oh man, someone needs to sell Chris some JO crystals.
 
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You're not far off.

"This is a very powerful formula and it actually took me a few days to create due to all the intricate details and specifications involved with this formula, but it is finally here ready for you to enjoy!

This works to make you become EXTREMELY SUGGESTABLE for 8 HOURS STRAIGHT! - per user request. CAUTION: This is a very powerful formula! Do not over-use and ONLY listen to the formulas that you REALLY want for you to ensure extremely fast results!

This will make you more susceptible to the formula of your choosing. You will become more likely to be influenced by any formula thus producing very fast results!

This actually blocks negative or evil influences during the process so you dont have to worry about absorbing negative influences or evil messages - this will ONLY absorb whatever will help you to make the necessary changes, this way you can listen ANYTIME you desire without any worries. Its a complete formula. After long hours of hard work i'm glad its finally here. Enjoy!"

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Oh boy, Swami Chris is going to wave his watch and the China will line up.
 
Essential Oil Saga when?
Don't give Chris any ideas for a new begging scheme. I can just imagine Chris harvesting the oir (oil) from his scalp and selling it as Essence of Christine (EOC).

Guaranteed to cure all your ailments, make you irresistible, and get women pregnant. 10 mL/300$ USD! NO HAGGLE!
 
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