Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris's anus is safe. Sockness's tiny cockness wouldn't even make it past Chris's fat cheeks.
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In all fairness, the photographic evidence (yech) that we have of both shows them to both have perfectly average cranks, size-wise. They may not be giving Dirk Diggler any sleepless nights, but they're not notably baby-dicked either, however much we may wish them to be. I suspect that it's just their enormous lardy guts making their tackle look so puny and overshadowed.

ETA Oh dear Godbear, I'm making a post dispassionately discussing two spergs' dick sizes. This is what being a Kiwi does to you.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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I learned that Hulkerine account is no longer protected
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Oh the optimism. Your not getting the shit you ordered ya sperg. How many times do people have to get screwed out of the stuff they order rom Chris to learn that? He got his etsy and ebay accounts shut down for this and it's plastered all over his Patreon. I know, autism.jpg, but it's just a hard thing to wrap one's head around.
 
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Sterbenchu said:
Clickable link: https://t.co/5bgz0eE6Cy

Of course patreons don't get them for free, heh. I'm a patreon for some months now and havn't received anything yet, same goes for the other patreons :)
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Oh, I saw that already, but I didn't realize that was a Patreon post. God, what a fucking asshole.

Then about you... how does being Chris' bitch feel?
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
yeah but, no one cares what those tards think. It’s either posts trying to suck up to Chris or complaining about how he didn‘t deliver on whatever they bought from him.
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So I should stop relaying to the forums then?

Edit: aah, now I got what you tried to tell me. No, I'm not expect to get anything from Chris & I even don't want to. I just the stuff he posts to his patreon feed isn't archived anywhere. So I just signed up to post everything he posts there.
Sorry, english isn't my native language and I mix up stuff pretty often and misunderstand things.

Now you all people just fuck yourselfes
 
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Sterbenchu said:
So I should stop relaying to the forums then?
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If you are autistic enough to keep enabling Chris's delusions that he's a goddess worthy of tribute for not doing a fucking thing in return, feel free to keep posting the screenshots. There might as well be SOME benefit to it but I would avoid ever mentioning again that you are a patron of Chris's unless you enjoy being called a retard and a faggot.

Alternately, stop being Chris's paypig. No one will cry about not seeing the patron posts any longer if it means you've smartened up and are no longer enabling his lazyness.
 
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Sterbenchu said:
So I should stop relaying to the forums then?

Edit: aah, now I got what you tried to tell me. No, I'm not expect to get anything from Chris & I even don't want to. I just the stuff he posts to his patreon feed isn't archived anywhere. So I just signed up to post everything he posts there.
Sorry, english isn't my native language and I mix up stuff pretty often and misunderstand things.

Now you all people just fuck yourselfes
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Jesus Christ... And you're a summer fag. Quit while you are ahead dude.
 
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Sterbenchu said:
What's a summer fag?
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I would tell you to quit while you're ahead, but I know there's unlimited idiots like yourself desperate to autistically throw their money at something as a form of projection. The good news is, eventually you'll move onto something else when this fails to hold your attention. Get help.
 
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