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Chris tries marketing
 
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Nauseated Courgi said:
At this point, why doesn't he just make his own card game? Now I understand that Chris to make something original is about as likely as chairs coming to life, but he's been really getting into this stupid shipping card game when it comes to making his own cards. He might as well make it his own thing.
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Chris is utterly incapable of coming up with original ideas. He can only combine two existing things. He pilfers different pop culture mediums to add to his headcanon. His dimensional merge is just South Park, Rick and Morty, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. When Doctor Strange 2 comes out I bet a lot of new things about the dimensions come to light.

Tikbalang said:
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I had to look twice because I swore he just put his cards in a box of Pop Tarts. Do these decks have a nutritional breakdown on the side?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Of course, Chris expects an office full of adult working people to be not only into cartoon horsies but his obscure and superautistic shitty fanfiction comic as well.
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You'd be surprised the skeletons even the most top tiered normies keep in their closets, plus "office" party has become something of a catch all term for Christmas party my job is throwing...my only concern is who throws a Christmas party only a week into December? Wouldnt it make more sense to wait till the 14th or so? You know 12 days of aka before Christmas?
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
You'd be surprised the skeletons even the most top tiered normies keep in their closets, plus "office" party has become something of a catch all term for Christmas party my job is throwing...my only concern is who throws a Christmas party only a week into December? Wouldnt it make more sense to wait till the 14th or so? You know 12 days of aka before Christmas?
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Offices throw these super early because a lot of people take their vacations farther into December and the businesses are a ghost town (meaning non retail businesses).

CWC has no idea what actual adults do at any kind of office function. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that they'd allow Cards Against Humanity. Most places would be too PC and cucked any more.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Offices throw these super early because a lot of people take their vacations farther into December and the businesses are a ghost town (meaning non retail businesses).

CWC has no idea what actual adults do at any kind of office function. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that they'd allow Cards Against Humanity. Most places would be too PC and cucked any more.
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I’ve had to book places for a company Christmas party in the past. Good fucking luck locking down a place halfway decent after the second Friday in December. You gotta do that shit in October or you take whatever you can get.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I’ve had to book places for a company Christmas party in the past. Good fucking luck locking down a place halfway decent after the second Friday in December. You gotta do that shit in October or you take whatever you can get.
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Eh you and super Colon blow got me there but I'm guessing whoever mentioned the Christmas party works at someplace pretty chill about this stuff hell it may not even be an "official" party thrown by the company just the co-workers. Still staying on topic the Best Christmas party Chris ever had will always be this one
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Eh you and super Colon blow got me there but I'm guessing whoever mentioned the Christmas party works at someplace pretty chill about this stuff hell it may not even be an "official" party thrown by the company just the co-workers. Still staying on topic the Best Christmas party Chris ever had will always be this one
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This is the one video of never watched, and I’ve watched everything, but I’ve heard this one is existentially depressing. Even the thumbnail is sad as fuck haha.

If Charles Bukowski painted like Norman Rockwell, it would be that video thumbnail.
 
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Mason Verger said:
This is the one video of never watched, and I’ve watched everything, but I’ve heard this one is existentially depressing. Even the thumbnail is sad as fuck haha.

If Charles Bukowski painted like Norman Rockwell, it would be that video thumbnail.
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When. I first saw that video I learned no matter how bad my Christmas' get they'll never be as depressing as Chris Chan's
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
5 bucks says chris recently heard this on some tv show or from one of the brony analysts and he thinks it makes him sound smart.
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Disagree.

A common euphemism mental health professionals use for actual spergs is "developmentally challenged" - or more rarely, "autistically challenged."

Christian thinks that he is being cute by calling normal non-Autistics "neuerotypically hindered" but no one gets it, as usual.
 
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