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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
- Start date
Nebula Slasher
kiwifarms.net
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- Dec 18, 2018
How would you get the three point reward on this card? Every Chris is a different version of Chris!
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- Jun 3, 2016
Goddesses are omnipotent.
I can definitely see Johnny Bravo joining the harem of failure.
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- Oct 21, 2018
For every alternate dimension of an individual, there's always a nazi version of him. There's no Adolf CWCler in the drawing
Silver Octopus
kiwifarms.net
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- Nov 20, 2015
He forgot about Slime Chris.
Great location as well; all of these guys hanging out in white floor, blue wall room. Favourite place in cwcville.
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- Oct 21, 2018
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- Aug 21, 2018
Can't wait for postmenopausal tranny granny doing her "all Star" 2060 version during the annual CPU coven in C-197 (which i suspect by that point it will be a cursed realm in the Virtual Reality matrix) with her followers chanting and praising her.
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- Feb 27, 2013
Chris transformation into Peter Griffin is progressing steadily
Thanks! That was me, if you were talking about this one.
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- Jul 13, 2019
He's morphing into Snorlax instead of the lumberjack.
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- Jul 28, 2015
Chris returns to bitching over the new MLP cartoon. He acts rudely to a fan artist who drew Night Star for him, because it's in the new pony style.
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- Apr 5, 2017
Geez, his anger is almost like subconsciously he's realizing his delusional fantasies of merging dimensions for his selfish whims is a lie as he can't control other people's right to do their fictional characters as they please. But then again, Chris doesn't have anything of a conscious so I'm probably just being dumb again.
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- Oct 28, 2018
"If ONLY I was at high enough ability in this Restrictive Dimension to Telepathically show you what we have seen"
"Mm, yeah, we--we have such, uh . . . such thin--um, sights to show you, among which." *farting sounds*
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- Dec 21, 2019
You would need a lot of drugs to reach the next plane of existence.
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- May 25, 2013
Oh how nice, Chris has retconned his retcons so now Wes Iseli and Sarah Hammer are now forever immortalized as half-Chu's. And in card form too. Now when the merge happens, their significant others have to deal with the furry abominations they've now become.
The Wes-Li card is extremely amusing to me;
"Wes Islei [sic] is a Special half-Sonicu who performed as a magician in his human form. He had a relationship with one Sarah Hammer, an old friend of Chris Chan's, whose return into her life made him feel rivaled. Finding that the rivalry was meant to be, he took the fact that she broke up with him, because he wasn't as huge a success as she had thought of him, out on Chris Chan Sonichu."
I seriously can't even! Projecting much there Chris? It was Chris that felt an intense rivalry towards Wes and passive aggressively took it out on him.
I also doubt that either Sarah or Wes even remember who Chris is at this point.
To be honest I doubt that even Chris clearly remembers who they are.
The Wes-Li card is extremely amusing to me;
"Wes Islei [sic] is a Special half-Sonicu who performed as a magician in his human form. He had a relationship with one Sarah Hammer, an old friend of Chris Chan's, whose return into her life made him feel rivaled. Finding that the rivalry was meant to be, he took the fact that she broke up with him, because he wasn't as huge a success as she had thought of him, out on Chris Chan Sonichu."
I seriously can't even! Projecting much there Chris? It was Chris that felt an intense rivalry towards Wes and passive aggressively took it out on him.I also doubt that either Sarah or Wes even remember who Chris is at this point.
To be honest I doubt that even Chris clearly remembers who they are.
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- Jun 11, 2014
I hope Chris continues spending hundreds of dollars on printing these stupid fucking cards, and doesn't sell any.
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- Aug 29, 2019
AFAIK they are print-on-demand which is part of why they're a bit pricey. Chris doesn't need to invest anything. If he's buying multiple packs, though, he deserves whatever he gets. I've only seen him showing off a single deck at a time, which is his own autistic reward to him.
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- Jun 11, 2014
I actually meant the ones he's printing for himself. It's his new autistic obsession, and he's still cranking them out. He's had to have printed off $200-$300 just for his own collection.
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- Aug 29, 2019
Ah. So here's him spending a month's worth of patreonbux to create shit and then consume it. It's like a autism feedback loop...
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- Oct 14, 2015
it’s also an exercise in narcissism
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- Jun 11, 2014
Clearly his patrons are intelligent people, and not retarded cuck paypigs.