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I'm guessing Chris is making more shipfic cards.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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jc17
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- May 26, 2013
We all remember Chris and his steller estimation skills, I'm sure if he thinks 12 pack can weigh 50 pounds then his damn near 6 incher looked like a cannon rather than a pea shooter.
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- Dec 9, 2019
work = watching cartoons all day then maybe ship one thing that should of shipped a half a year ago. why the fuck are people still buying from him? they just making him worst. I know the trannies are supporting him, but still.
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- Oct 11, 2014
(psst, you guys rating @The American Hedgehog with 'Lunacy' please recall that this is a NEGATIVE rating, and is not supposed to be used when the poster is REPORTING crazy shit, only when the user is SAYING crazy shit!)
That said, it's amazing the levels of delusion (or of absolute bullshit) that he will go to to support his arguements, especially as now he dosen't have to quantify his statements with real world fact, he can simply say 'my counterpart in Xzq or Magi-Chan, upon visiting Xqw sez that THIS is the truth' and leaves no way to confirm it. You take it on faith (like religion) or else you are a disbeliving heretic and dirty dang TROLL, among which!
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- Jun 29, 2016
Tetris blocks don't spin themselves, you know! Unless you don't push start fast enough and it goes to a demo.
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- Jun 12, 2019
You forgot to mention pretending the tv with Disney plus is a magic portal that's gonna welcome all the cartoon characters into this world as the merge completes. Truly being an all knowing all powerful goddess takes a toll on you
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- Dec 9, 2019
Imagine, becoming a goddess so that you can fuck cartoons. lol i miss the old chris
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- Oct 7, 2017
In all fairness, even the old Chris gave the distinct impression that he wanted to fuck Rosechu (and would probably shtup the American Rabbit given half a chance)
RustyNail(her)
kiwifarms.net
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- Dec 20, 2017
How many damn cards does he want to make? He's trying to rival Cards Against Humanity or Magic the Gathering in volume!
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- Jan 2, 2020
At least CAH and MTG cards make sense and can, you know, be used.
I cannot believe how it would be possible to fit Chris' cards on a "real game". The cards go from cool memories to borderline insane and don't make sense for anyone besides him.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Chris might as well just make ID cards of his characters and put 100-word flavor text on the back
dirtydeanna96
kiwifarms.net
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- Jun 16, 2018
Whatever happened to crystal (his sister?)
I got incestuous vibes from that.
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- Oct 14, 2015
last time we saw her, she was at some slgbt event giving Chris ass pats for going trans in the comics
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- Aug 13, 2014
I think he’s made more cards than the original game had if I remember reading correctly. He took something that was supposed to be just for fun in a fandom, and literally co-opted it to keep sprawling out lore because he can’t come up with his own original stories anymore.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Or at least be bothered to draw full page comics anymore, all the free time in the world to draw something that takes maybe a day to finish and he's too lazy to do that. And anyone who even asks for new pages even when offering to paypig him he just says "leave me alone trolls I have a headache from your bullying just buy the cards that's all I can make under stress"
What a baby
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- Oct 21, 2018
Too much work for a protagonist
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- Jun 11, 2014
I dont think he understands that that game is a very niche thing. People actually want to read his comics, but no one wants to play that stupid fucking game. He'll get a few sales from ass patters and pay pigs, but in the long run it won't be nearly as much as if he was able to put out one comic a month on Patreon. If he showed half the energy towards the comics as he does these faggy cards one comic a month would be a fucking breeze.
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- Aug 13, 2014
He has this desire to pump out stories but doesn’t want to do the effort to actually make them anymore. I’d say it was the Idea Guys but I think it’s not that at all and they got him to actually start drawing more (however bizarre) shit. Chris’ last shit he did on his own was boring as hell. SLGBTQ Pride was really just feel good vibes and lacked all the charm of the previous iterations with the sole exception that the nanny spoke really broken language and Chris basically told his kids to fuck off. I guess the text walls were kinda funny and that the Gay vaccine didn’t work on Naitsirch shows Chris still has some latent homophobia but it was still overall boring.
Now if he drew a comic of him fighting the “GO” Dimension and slaughtered it’s characters like he did everyone he hated in Sonichu 10, oh fuck yeah I’d laugh. That would be really awesome. Or if he did one where there was like a the Slime invaded Cwcville suddenly and he had any bit of creativity with the story it might be fun if he could come up with actual plots beyond “I automatically win” but he won’t because he’s doing this as a wish fulfillment fantasy now. And don’t get me wrong, it would be great if Osamachu declared a Jihad on Cwcville or if there was a comic about Chris having to revisit all the trolls and forgive them and give them makeovers like he did with the Asperchu variants of his creations but it won’t happen. Not without a push and I don’t want to get involved in that. It’s just fun ideas to speculate about.
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- Joined
- Jun 11, 2014
It's always been about being a power fantasy/wish fulfillment but now he's so lazy, he can't even imagine exerting himself beyond a hand wave. I joke about the idea guys but I would water board them both for turning him onto that neptunia horse shit. I think that's what started his "I gotsa have all the powers and be able to do anything effortlessly." He even refers to himself as over powered like it's a good thing.
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- Aug 23, 2019
Chris declares eminent domain over a card game.