Containment Random Chris Updates

Hogar Grupal said:
He's aware of the doc series. Chris sperged out when Geno was doing a livestream, and the background was that of Chris' disgusting shower. I think with the episode coming in during the week of his birthday, his usual Random Access Memories, the pizza pranks during his live read, and his current twitter rant, he's "stressed out." I would go so far to say, he's on the verge of having a breakdown cause he knows his merge/psychic powers are BS, and it's turning into a classic case of midlife crisis.
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Barb's health is probably also stressing him out. He's definitely been a little extra manic lately
 
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I think Chris was expecting a ton of asspats and instead he got a resounding "holy fuck, you're 38 years old? What the fuck is the matter with you?" He has a history of sperging out on his birthday. I think the English professor kicked him out for being homophobic on his birthday and Chris assumed the teacher should have known it was his birthday and ignored the homophobic antics because it was his birthday or something. A few years later he's shaming anyone who isn't onboard with the LGBT troon fad. If he's alive 5 years from now he'll probably claim the homo's and dykes are evil for not accepting sleeping with him and accepting him as the beautiful princess he is. He's basically Mr. Garrison from southpark but doesn't realize it yet.

Dillion Thomas rustling jimmies might be sign were gonna get some more wacky chris YT content but, I'm not holding my breath.
 
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troon patrol said:
I think Chris was expecting a ton of asspats and instead he got a resounding "holy fuck, you're 38 years old? What the fuck is the matter with you?" He has a history of sperging out on his birthday. I think the English professor kicked him out for being homophobic on his birthday and Chris assumed the teacher should have known it was his birthday and ignored the homophobic antics because it was his birthday or something. A few years later he's shaming anyone who isn't onboard with the LGBT troon fad. If he's alive 5 years from now he'll probably claim the homo's and dykes are evil for not accepting sleeping with him and accepting him as the beautiful princess he is. He's basically Mr. Garrison from southpark but doesn't realize it yet.

Dillion Thomas rustling jimmies might be sign were gonna get some more wacky chris YT content but, I'm not holding my breath.
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Chris was also dreading his aunt Corina's funeral wouldn't be on his birthday, since pancakes are more important to him. I guess Chris wants to celebrate his birthday without any inconveniences, which speaks volumes to his ego.
 
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All of the above I’m sure is contributing to his current mental state, the walls are closing in. But he’s not been getting what he wants lately. The card game didn’t take the world by storm, that SNT girl seems to be completely unwilling to play along with his love quest, and EndGames isn’t relenting on the ban. One thing that’s always pissed Chris off the most is being ignored. Especially with SNT and EndGames, he knows that that’s entirely on him and his shitty behavior and had nothing to with trolls, haters, or his past.
 
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Shabobus said:
I wonder what brought on all of Chris's recent complaining about the trolls. He's been pretty quiet about them for a while, other than complaining about people not believing in the dimensional merge. Maybe it hits him harder around his birthday.
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Who the fuck knows what happens on that misshapen pear he has for a head... maybe he stubbed his toe two days ago, went "CURSE YOU, TROLLS!!" and he is riding that since then.
 
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troon patrol said:
I think Chris was expecting a ton of asspats and instead he got a resounding "holy fuck, you're 38 years old? What the fuck is the matter with you?" He has a history of sperging out on his birthday. I think the English professor kicked him out for being homophobic on his birthday and Chris assumed the teacher should have known it was his birthday and ignored the homophobic antics because it was his birthday or something. A few years later he's shaming anyone who isn't onboard with the LGBT troon fad. If he's alive 5 years from now he'll probably claim the homo's and dykes are evil for not accepting sleeping with him and accepting him as the beautiful princess he is. He's basically Mr. Garrison from southpark but doesn't realize it yet.

Dillion Thomas rustling jimmies might be sign were gonna get some more wacky chris YT content but, I'm not holding my breath.
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Yeah Chris thought he'd be on top of the world with everything going his way by now instead he get crank called, insulted, and kicked around as his life is coming apart at the seams.
 
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I’m just imagining Chris shaking awake a half-asleep dead Barb on her bed, angrily questioning where his massive pile of presents are. He expects every birthday to be like his 18th.

Spoiled little fuck. Even my friend who came from a well off family only ended up getting $150 worth of crap for his 18th and $50 of it was a Subway gift card.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I’m just imagining Chris shaking awake a half-asleep dead Barb on her bed, angrily questioning where his massive pile of presents are. He expects every birthday to be like his 18th.

Spoiled little fuck. Even my friend who came from a well off family only ended up getting $150 worth of crap for his 18th and $50 of it was a Subway gift card.
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I wouldn't doubt this. A couple of birthdays ago, Chris wanted his "fans" to get him a PS4. All he got where gift cards. The disappointment/anger was expected.
 
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I have to imagine at least one person out there took an empty PS4 box and filled it with rocks and job applications and left it on the doorstep with a "happy birthday" card. I think i would be really funny to buy a PS4 and donate it to a children's cancer ward and make the donation in Chris's name, then send a copy of the "thank you for the PS4" letter, to Chris.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Well, chris claims to be bi/gay now. I guess it was natural to go this way, as mental as it sounds.
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I still doubt he’s really bi, at least I’ve yet to see any evidence of it aside from Mewtwo (An idea guy thing and more importantly a fictional character) and Chris liking very feminine, pre-op FtM’s who might as well be called tomboys.
 
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