Containment Random Chris Updates

[Picnic_Boy]

What a feminine hairy chest!

It's like he was less hairy when he was a damn dirty male. Chris is the center square in tranny bingo.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think sleeving those cards are justified because those cards are expensive

 

[JULAY]

FYI him or one of his friends were also the guy who did the Future Message to Crystal video, though he denies it after despite there being screenshots of him outright admitting it in his server.
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He also claimed he had no idea about the dimensional merge or the idea guys despite uploading a video about it weeks later. I might be grasping for straws but every time I call him out on something he pulls the “B-But I had no idea!” babe in the woods excuse

Do everyone a favor and tell him that he's an enormous faggot.

What a feminine hairy chest!

The triangle of zits is a nice touch as well.

 

[GherkinRealness]

People give the farms a bad rep, yet as far as I've seen, they're the only place that seems to take Chris + Chris's conditions seriously. Everywhere else are either w33ns sucking up to an Internet "celebrity", hard left wingers who refuse to accept Chris needs help and troll wannabes. Kiwi Farms is the tough love Chris never had, alas its too late.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris messes with a TTS site sent by a follower.

While I don't know how to insert the files into this site, here is a link to one below.
Fluttershy

Transcript since the TTS device is rough, here are the transcripts for both audios:
Ugh, hello everyone.
Discord is asking me to relay you a message to you all to not be a bunch of jerks.
Ugh, if you don't mind, thank you.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That was awful and I hated it

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris messes with a TTS site sent by a follower.
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While I don't know how to insert the files into this site, here is a link to one below.
Fluttershy

Transcript since the TTS device is rough, here are the transcripts for both audios:
Ugh, hello everyone.
Discord is asking me to relay you a message to you all to not be a bunch of jerks.
Ugh, if you don't mind, thank you.

Damn, that's a really high-quality text-to-speech program for freeware developed by a team at MIT. It's a shame some of them also want to fuck horses.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Some more old Discord messages from a few months to a couple years ago.

Chris is a member of the Children of Kefentse server (which is for talk of TSSSF cards). Chris discussed his custom cards and asked for feedback. At some point someone asked if it was really Chris and he posted this selfie.

Spoiler: Deep bags under his eyes

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He mentioned SeaQuestria Fest in a list of possible cons to travel to (which we recently found he's preemptively banned from).

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Chris was playing or trying to play by game rules in his livestreams and wasn't just slapping down random cards.

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The Dreaming Studio placard Bob made in the background of this pic:

Spoiler

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Chris is also in Copitz's Discord but hasn't said anything yet.

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(Downtown Mall seems to be a different one from the Fashion Square Mall he's banned from)

Attached is the full cap of Chris's comments in the TSSSF chat for anyone who wants to skim it.

I know it's the lighting, but damn that's a terrifying look, and his open chest is just adding to Universal Horror Monster.

In the photo next to Copitz, how much more slobering can Chris look like. He looks like Barb on a typical night at Karaoke while looking for Bob.

I don't know how he can still have those same sunken eyes when he was a child:

 

[Shabobus]

Chris messes with a TTS site sent by a follower.
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While I don't know how to insert the files into this site, here is a link to one below.
Fluttershy

Transcript since the TTS device is rough, here are the transcripts for both audios:
Ugh, hello everyone.
Discord is asking me to relay you a message to you all to not be a bunch of jerks.
Ugh, if you don't mind, thank you.

So now Chris can directly put words into the mouths of his fictional friends. Whoo boy.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris messes with a TTS site sent by a follower.
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While I don't know how to insert the files into this site, here is a link to one below.
Fluttershy

Transcript since the TTS device is rough, here are the transcripts for both audios:
Ugh, hello everyone.
Discord is asking me to relay you a message to you all to not be a bunch of jerks.
Ugh, if you don't mind, thank you.

Chris wishes he had that voice.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I know it's the lighting, but damn that's a terrifying look, and his open chest is just adding to Universal Horror Monster.

In the photo next to Copitz, how much more slobering can Chris look like. He looks like Barb on a typical night at Karaoke while looking for Bob.

Truly he is Barb's son daughter. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Some more old Discord messages from a few months to a couple years ago.

Chris is a member of the Children of Kefentse server (which is for talk of TSSSF cards). Chris discussed his custom cards and asked for feedback. At some point someone asked if it was really Chris and he posted this selfie.

Spoiler: Deep bags under his eyes

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He mentioned SeaQuestria Fest in a list of possible cons to travel to (which we recently found he's preemptively banned from).

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Chris was playing or trying to play by game rules in his livestreams and wasn't just slapping down random cards.

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The Dreaming Studio placard Bob made in the background of this pic:

Spoiler

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Chris is also in Copitz's Discord but hasn't said anything yet.

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(Downtown Mall seems to be a different one from the Fashion Square Mall he's banned from)

Attached is the full cap of Chris's comments in the TSSSF chat for anyone who wants to skim it.

I notice that the one of the cards up front says "epidemic". Chris does have powers. He is the Aut-Tran Nostradamus.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I know it's the lighting, but damn that's a terrifying look, and his open chest is just adding to Universal Horror Monster.

In the photo next to Copitz, how much more slobering can Chris look like. He looks like Barb on a typical night at Karaoke while looking for Bob.

I don't know how he can still have those same sunken eyes when he was a child:

Modern day Chris I nearly thought he had scurvy, given how little fruits and veggies he eats. But those are some downsy looking eyes for sure. I guess they don't get any better or go away no matter how fat your face gets.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Modern day Chris I nearly thought he had scurvy, given how little fruits and veggies he eats. But those are some downsy looking eyes for sure. I guess they don't get any better or go away no matter how fat your face gets.

I guess he looks better with the glasses on.

 

[Glowie]

Some more old Discord messages from a few months to a couple years ago.

Chris is a member of the Children of Kefentse server (which is for talk of TSSSF cards). Chris discussed his custom cards and asked for feedback. At some point someone asked if it was really Chris and he posted this selfie.

Spoiler: Deep bags under his eyes

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He mentioned SeaQuestria Fest in a list of possible cons to travel to (which we recently found he's preemptively banned from).

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Chris was playing or trying to play by game rules in his livestreams and wasn't just slapping down random cards.

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The Dreaming Studio placard Bob made in the background of this pic:

Spoiler

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Chris is also in Copitz's Discord but hasn't said anything yet.

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(Downtown Mall seems to be a different one from the Fashion Square Mall he's banned from)

Attached is the full cap of Chris's comments in the TSSSF chat for anyone who wants to skim it.

Those eyes. Chris looked in the mirror for the reference when he sent that letter to pickleman, didn't he?

 

[Rupin]

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Truly he is Barb's son daughter. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple.

i seriously dont know what the fuck is up with these Gen Z kids. This is the same generation that invented the skullbreaker challenge, the ice cream licking challenge and have an E-girl play with them for five dollars a game. I guess it wouldnt be too much of a stretch for them to idolize someone like Chris. They are truly the no judgement generation.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Modern day Chris I nearly thought he had scurvy, given how little fruits and veggies he eats. But those are some downsy looking eyes for sure. I guess they don't get any better or go away no matter how fat your face gets.

Now you mention it maybe that’s why Chris looks almost normal in the rollin and trollin video and his Carlos Chantor escort photos, he was wearing shades.

The triangle of zits is a nice touch as well.

He is truly blessed.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I know it's the lighting, but damn that's a terrifying look, and his open chest is just adding to Universal Horror Monster.

In the photo next to Copitz, how much more slobering can Chris look like. He looks like Barb on a typical night at Karaoke while looking for Bob.

I don't know how he can still have those same sunken eyes when he was a child:

His eyes sink in because of all the empty space. His head is like snow globe with neurons for snow.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I know it's the lighting, but damn that's a terrifying look, and his open chest is just adding to Universal Horror Monster.

In the photo next to Copitz, how much more slobering can Chris look like. He looks like Barb on a typical night at Karaoke while looking for Bob.

I don't know how he can still have those same sunken eyes when he was a child:

If anything his eyes have sunken in more as the years have gone by, it's getting to the point where you can practically see the outline of his mishappen skull

 

[A Grey Cat]

I could definitely see Chris Chan trying to come to TrotCon. It's in Columbus Ohio, and since he drove out to Ohio before, this shouldn't be a problem for him.

That's what I said when bc died and some of us speculated on cons he'd try to replace it with. Even mentioned his previous trip to Ohio. Still I wondered why he didn't just look up seaQuestria sooner, oh well they dropped the ban hammer on him already so ts for Chrissy. Rate me optimistic but I wanna say it's only a coincidence the list put him atvthe too above a known pedo or it's not listing him by rank just on how infamous for attracting attention from people like us he is.