Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

She almost looks like she could be Stephen King’s daughter.

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Same box chin; just add makeup.

To be fair Stephen is getting on in years and pile on years of alcoholism, cocaine addiction, and opioid addiction. He used to be quite handsome in his heyday.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The past few days has been nothing but Chris using that automated system:
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He's probably pissed no one fell for that shitty shipfic challenge, and he's desperately trying to prove people are genuine fans and not just mocking him.
What a fat baboon

 

[Chad Nasty]

I havnet seen them in like a month, last i looked was about 1 or 2 months ago, and their twitter looked like some awful cwcshrine, now i cant find them.

I imagine they dismantled their whole operation, when they finally realized that Chris had no more use of them, and thefore discarded them. That or they tried the same thing with jacob and are MIA. They where whiteknighting for jacob, so it would not surprise me if they tried to adopt him as well.

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/IT2yOvCA5u I am perfection. Obey or die.”

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Like any other tumor, you gotta try real hard to make sure it doesn't one back.

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/PgdH3Q13jh I'm incurable and made of pure truth. I'm watching Original TMNT's.”

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There were more, but Sockness also thinks you shitlords issued a death threat.

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Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/OE4DarGkNV That is a clear death threat and the record of suicides disguised as murders clearly shows this and I've just let the SFPD and the FBI know of this. Disband now, I'm after you like COVID-19. My record is for the world to see.”

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[TV's Adam West]

Go wash your balls, Sockness.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Go wash your balls, Sockness.

where? All the water in San Fran is full of fecess

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I'm sure that the authorities will take Sockass very seriously. Someone who claims to kill homeless people with magic spells is very credible and reliable. lol

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

where? All the water in San Fran is full of fecess

It's just practice for Christine's anus.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

This thread's been off-topic for the past few pages. To keep it from sliding further, please keep discussion about Sockness or Wallflower to their respective threads, unless it directly involves a Chris update.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jacob-...n-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/heather-dalley-damien-antaria-antaria-wilson-the-wallflower.22305/

 

[Eugene90]

The past few days has been nothing but Chris using that automated system:

I think Chris is just occupied with whatever toys he's on to even post a legit update of any nonsense. So might as well let a bot do some postings than staying radio silent.

After all, to Chris -- radio silence is never gonna be something he understands even till the day he die of aging.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I think Chris is just occupied with whatever toys he's on to even post a legit update of any nonsense. So might as well let a bot do some postings than staying radio silent.

After all, to Chris -- radio silence is never gonna be something he understands even till the day he die of aging.

Chris has always sporadically used the internet whenever he’s invested in vidya or toys. Usually the stream of content is spurred on by some sort of wrongdoing he feels he was inflicted on him during his latest social escapade, or a new wave of trolls manipulating him into making gross vids. Since most places are under quarantine he has no reason to seek any social interaction whether he wants to or not.

 

[Eugene90]

Chris has always sporadically used the internet whenever he’s invested in vidya or toys. Usually the stream of content is spurred on by some sort of wrongdoing he feels he was inflicted on him during his latest social escapade, or a new wave of trolls manipulating him into making gross vids. Since most places are under quarantine he has no reason to seek any social interaction whether he wants to or not.

I won't be surprised.

Even if he makes new content it'll just be movie-length lego plays while trying his absolute worst to mask his stress frustration.

That or it'll just be him ass-licking female Youtubers trying to get into their skirts by either retweets or a mention of "support her please and don't harass her with my name" when it's definitely obvious that people will do just that -- just so that he has his reason to be worked up and yell again like a manbaby.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Bismuth (someone in MKR's group) said Chris is making something. Might be why he hasn't been very active on Twitter lately.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Bismuth (someone in MKR's group) said Chris is making something. Might be why he hasn't been very active on Twitter lately.

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Better be new Sonichu pages.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Bismuth (someone in MKR's group) said Chris is making something. Might be why he hasn't been very active on Twitter lately.

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I bet it's some autistic drawing of the sonichu characters wearing face masks and it says "thank you doctors, medics and everyone helping during this outbreak " it would be a somewhat charming sentiment...if chris was 5

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I bet it's some autistic drawing of the sonichu characters wearing face masks and it says "thank you doctors, medics and everyone helping during this outbreak " it would be a somewhat charming sentiment...if chris was 5

I thought he was still workin with that military sim channel?

 

[Eugene90]

Bismuth (someone in MKR's group) said Chris is making something. Might be why he hasn't been very active on Twitter lately.

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My money says it's very likely gonna just be another lego play session or Chris talking about stress and shit that are probably hyper boring or incoherent for 2 hours plus like his last stream.

With comments disabled of course. Can't let them damn dirty trolls ruin his fun after all.

 

[A Grey Cat]

My money says it's very likely gonna just be another lego play session or Chris talking about stress and shit that are probably hyper boring or incoherent for 2 hours plus like his last stream.

With comments disabled of course. Can't let them damn dirty trolls ruin his fun after all.

But not the live chat apparently

The only reason it's been disabled on the stream for the first ship ficcard stream is because YouTube determined his stream to be "made for kids"

 

[Eugene90]

But not the live chat apparently

The only reason it's been disabled on the stream for the first ship ficcard stream is because YouTube determined his stream to be "made for kids"

Lovely. A perfect reminder on what state Chris' mind is on despite living for so long and never advanced since.

 

[Straw of Fail]

Bismuth (someone in MKR's group) said Chris is making something. Might be why he hasn't been very active on Twitter lately.

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Is Bismuth still trying to hook Chris onto that shitty anime he likes? Where's the rest of his little doxxing gang?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Lovely. A perfect reminder on what state Chris' mind is on despite living for so long and never advanced since.

It's worse look at the recommend videos



I really feel sorry for any kids watching peppa pig on the kids app that ends up having to sit thru Chris sperging on about his deck of shipfic cards