Containment Random Chris Updates

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Some say it's for laughs, others say it's because of insecurities, but it can basically be reduced to keeping Chris as far away from the gene pool as possible. What Chris is describing is still not "hating" since he's never been intentionally successful at anything.

FTF Chris!

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Beyonce and J.Lo have haters, Chris has toxic mold and an unwarranted sense of self-importance.
Could any of you haters sew any better? Yes, there are tons of people who can do everything (except for cringe) better than Chris.
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"another masterpiece"
 
"Another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more."

I can just see Chris in bed, unable to sleep as he questions himself, "... Should I have put the shirt up for $50,000?"
Or, "I knew I shoulda' told dat cute 18-year-old red head about my reseblence to Ariana Grande, Ellen Page, and Fluttershy; that would have really gotten her juices flowin
God damn muh modest, feminine ways
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I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.


The idea of CWCville being patrolled by mind-invading hedgehogs reminds me of the batshit insanity that were the "Stardust the Super Wizard" comics of the 1930's. One issue had Stardust give creepy super powers to young boys to carry out his will.

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I miss when Chris got pissed.

It's so rare to see him just totally tard rage (he's so neutral it's like he's stoned) and I've only gotten to see it on Sonichu.net, ED and video archives. It would be a privilege and an honor to see Christian do what got him infamous in the first place: to completely fucking lose it, in this our year 2017. :roll:
 
I miss when Chris got pissed.

It's so rare to see him just totally tard rage (he's so neutral it's like he's stoned) and I've only gotten to see it on Sonichu.net, ED and video archives. It would be an privilege and a honor to see Christian do what got him infamous in the first place: to completely fucking lose it, in this our year 2017. :roll:

One nice thing when he was angry ranting was that his speech actually improved. His "reaction videos" could even be him ranting and raving over silly things he sees on TV and could probably better than him just watching SNL. Maybe he thinks tarding out like that is unwomanlike?

*sigh* Chris salad days appear over.

Now we're forced to contend with a QVC Thorazine Autistic Seamstress Christine :heart-empty:
 
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