Containment Random Chris Updates

[Flame the Sunbird]

Who is mayor now then?

Allison Amber - https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1301618013266008

 

[Slowinthemind]

Allison Amber - https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1301618013266008

I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Allison Amber - https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1301618013266008

next episode of sonichu : muslims vs the sonichus inside soup hotels

 

[m0rnutz]

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The comments are what made this great.

 

[Slowinthemind]

They should be honest and tell the fat cunt to bathe once in a while and to try washing his clothes or getting new ones, he only appears to own about 3 outfits that he is wearing until they disintegrate like that polo shirt.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

They should be honest and tell the fat cunt to bathe once in a while and to try washing his clothes or getting new ones, he only appears to own about 3 outfits that he is wearing until they disintegrate like that polo shirt.

Saying such things usually ends with Chris blocking them.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Saying such things usually ends with Chris blocking them.

I don't know about that, Watermelon gets away with it by donating shekels to fatty and "women" are rarely blocked just ignored.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.

Don't forget back when he had Magi-chan scan everyone's minds for homosexual behavior and if found, the CWC goon squad would show up and haul them off to a kangaroo court where they'd be fined heavily.

Even his retcon is pretty bad, stating that Magi-chan will only go into their minds at his request, and that the homos have equal relationship rights, but gay marriage is still illegal in CWCville.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't understand the emojis... Cake and a cat? What does that have to do with anything?

(Yes, yes, :autism:. But still.)

I think it may be Chris's :autism:, but what he probably is trying to say through emoji and be one of the cool kids by doing so, is either "have my cake and eat it too", "I want to turn sorbet into a cake", or "I want sorbet to watch me take a shit in a cake".

 

[Trilby]

I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.

The Alakazam crew is new to me, but it doesn't surprise me Chris needs to add in more pointless figures to suit his Stasi-like operation.

Don't forget back when he had Magi-chan scan everyone's minds for homosexual behavior and if found, the CWC goon squad would show up and haul them off to a kangaroo court where they'd be fined heavily.

Even his retcon is pretty bad, stating that Magi-chan will only go into their minds at his request, and that the homos have equal relationship rights, but gay marriage is still illegal in CWCville.

Lot of backpedling there.

I think it may be Chris's :autism:, but what he probably is trying to say through emoji and be one of the cool kids by doing so, is either "have my cake and eat it too", "I want to turn sorbet into a cake", or "I want sorbet to watch me take a shit in a cake".

The "have my cake and eat it too" was probably what Chris had in mind, but couldn't find a better emoji for something laughing than that cat to use.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

On the PS4, Chris completed The Order and bought a couple of new games:

I was wondering how he found $23 for those two since he said his bank account's in the red, but it looks like PS4 accepts Paypal, and he said that was in the black for him.

I wonder why he wanted to buy a chess game.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris playing chess?

 

[Marvin]

Chris playing chess?

He's had some chess games on PS3 awhile ago. I don't think he did terribly well.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I'll always be partial to this Jenner-esque quote from the unclit 2.0 saga. Jeez, Chris becomes so smug when dispensing advice

"As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you."

 

[ON 190]

He's had some chess games on PS3 awhile ago. I don't think he did terribly well.

I am shocked beyond all belief.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I wonder why he wanted to buy a chess game.

After he did some 'intense' sewing work he thought he deserves some reward. From that moment on his toy hoarder's instinct kicked in.

 

[Slowinthemind]

After he did some 'intense' sewing work he thought he deserves some reward. From that moment on his toy hoarder's instinct kicked in.

This is like a fat person rewarding themselves with a McDonalds meal after 30 minutes gentle exercise at the gym.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Beyonce and J.Lo have haters, Chris has toxic mold and an unwarranted sense of self-importance.
Could any of you haters sew any better? Yes, there are tons of people who can do everything (except for cringe) better than Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

Beyonce and J.Lo have haters, Chris has toxic mold and an unwarranted sense of self-importance.

NO ONE could fix that shirt, let alone Chris, that's the point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some say it's for laughs, others say it's because of insecurities, but it can basically be reduced to keeping Chris as far away from the gene pool as possible. What Chris is describing is still not "hating" since he's never been intentionally successful at anything.