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Someone uploaded to the CWCki some TSSSF cards that haven't been posted before.

Chris's $80 water bottle with the amethyst rock, some magic wand, and Sockness's portal were made into cards.
Wait a second... Could it be?
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Oh no, guys! That gross tranny Chris has been an impostor this whole time! The real Chris is trapped in the Dark Mirror Hole!
 
Wait a second... Could it be?
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Oh no, guys! That gross tranny Chris has been an impostor this whole time! The real Chris is trapped in the Dark Mirror Hole!

We need to free our True and Honest autistic hero, and send this demented granny tranny imposter back to the depths of hell!
 
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Chris is getting more ballsy by the day, finally stopped lurking behind the scenes and commenting on ProjectSNT tweet. If only the Blocking Gods can bless us with a block-meltdown event again.

He isnt creeping (yet!) But I’m hoping for a block just because of the high tard levels from that post.
 
Chris has been banned from the CWCki's discord and has been given his own tard box server to ramble in.

I banned him since the CWCki's goal is to document Chris not provide him a platform to push his stupid merge shit.

Oh, sweet. In that case, I'll come back. I'd only been in there like 3 days when some forever-winded cocksucker dropped that novella-sized @ everyone of whatever the fuck horseshit it was blathering on about.. I got thru like 3 sentences & noped the fuck out.

Lol, I have a million & one ways to get myself irritated if I'd ever set out to just get needlessly pissed off. A fucking Discord server is never going to have a place on that list.

Chris, you & your feral self-aggrandizing uberfaggotry & animal neglect will only ever irritate me on my terms. Never yours.
 
Someone should go there and coax ProjectSNT to block him.

That way, Chris will go into another Super-Saiyan scream on his selfie again like last time.
EH. Not really I'd rather it be Chris being chris and somehow crossing the line like always.

He'll probably would start his merge bullshit on how courtney/projectsnt is in there with mama forgiving him. She already sorta knows who chris is and is just ignoring him to stay out of it.
 
EH. Not really I'd rather it be Chris being chris and somehow crossing the line like always.

He'll probably would start his merge bullshit on how courtney/projectsnt is in there with mama forgiving him. She already sorta knows who chris is and is just ignoring him to stay out of it.

probably for the best to ignore. But you know what they say, when push comes the shove, that's when things get ugly.

I'm just kinda hoping Chris shove hard enough to get Project SNT to tell him to fuck right off and he screams about it on the internet blaming everyone but himself for being a gigantic faggot again.
 

Look at that filthy wall. It looks like someone has been hanging their bare ass out the window when they take a dump instead of collecting it in Big Gulp cups like any normal hoarder does. That wall was in like-new condition just a few short years ago when the house was refurbished after the fire, and now it looks like that. Disgusting.

And of course Chris has to beam with pride and announce his "hard work" to the world, including photographic documentation. What would take 10 minutes for any normal person (without the fanfare and attention whoring) is a momentous occasion for our Autistic goddess! Chris actually did physical work for once. Now it's time to sit on his ass and do nothing for another twelve months.

And do you think he's wearing his hair like that with the "3/4 do rag" to cover his ever-growing bald spot? I think maybe yes.

3/4 Doo-Rag. I don’t know why I find that statement so funny.

3/4 do rag to cover the 2/3 hair he has left.

Goddammit, it's pony shit. And here I was a little surprised that Chris was quoting Brian Regan.

Of course it's pony shit. It's ALWAYS pony shit, fam.
 
Oh, it's pretty much certain. It's only a matter of time before the weens descend upon the poor girl and force her to block him.

Watching Chris getting blocked is always so satisfying, because it hits him right where it hurts: His Zeppelin-sized sense of entitlement.

Chris is so used to getting an applause just for showing up and being a special little sped, that he completely loses his shit when somebody dares to put up a “No Chris allowed!” Sign.

EH. Not really I'd rather it be Chris being chris and somehow crossing the line like always.

Nah, sign me up for some ween-action! Chris getting blocked for being Chris will just result in the usual tardouts.

If weens are involved, it’ll result in a top-tier salty chimpout from Chris.

Surely I don’t need to remind you of his “Block the trolls, not the heroes!” Campaign, complete with a poll, drawings and Chris reaching out to half the brony fandom asking for support for his demented campaign?

It's either Pokeman, Sonic, or Pornies. Chris is into rocks a lot but somehow doesn't have interest in Steven Universe.

THANK GOD FOR THAT! The combination of Chris and SU would be a step too far. It’s the salted neutron bomb of lolcowautism.

As for Chris and the tired, old staple of things he likes, I wonder how much of that is nostalgia and how much of that is autism/retardation.

Sometimes it’s as if his brain just closed down for any new input when he reached 12.
 
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It's either Pokeman, Sonic, or Pornies. Chris is into rocks a lot but somehow doesn't have interest in Steven Universe.

Probably because he doesn't have any idea of the lore behind it or he just doesn't care enough to understand them.

But regarding bout ponies, what do you think he's gonna feel when he learns about that Enumclaw Horse video?
 
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