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Strange Wilderness said:
Why do Chris and Barb need six trash cans when they obviously don't throw anything away?


He had his hubbies Magi-chan and Mewtwo help him lift it or just used his goddess powers to telekinetically lift it into place.

In reality he probably lifted it up into place using his shoulders and back and managed to wedge it on its fittings.
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I was wondering about the trash can situation also. Lmao who has that many trash cans?

The only thing i can think of is during the house fire saga they acquired more trash cans to throw away burned items and instead of getting rid of them just piled them up in the middle of the yard.
 
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Analog Devolved said:
I was wondering about the trash can situation also. Lmao who has that many trash cans?

The only thing i can think of is during the house fire saga they acquired more trash cans to throw away burned items and instead of getting rid of them just piled them up in the middle of the yard.
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Maybe it's different types of garbage for recycling purposes?
 
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Chris really wants a bust of his fursona.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
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Chris really wants a bust of his fursona.
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Of course he wants a 3d sculpt of his sonic recolor.
You what would be better? If he makes one by himself. It might be Sonic totem hideous, but it takes practice to get to that ideal furry appearance.

But then again, this is effort and Chris hates hit. Also I don't know if there's an app for iPad to 3d sculpt
 
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Crustyguy said:
Even if they're drawn/modeled by a professional artist, Chris's OCs are still going to look like shit by virtue of mostly being sonic recolors. Hell, Chris-Chan Sonichu isn't even a recolor.
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It’s sonic with boobs, a different tail and ears, and different colored shoes at this point. Marginally more original than his initial design.
 
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I wonder if this will lead to Chris getting a Sonichu fursuit? Or at least a partial one.

I look forward to the day we get furry Alog’s saying Chris gives them a bad name.

Crustyguy said:
Even if they're drawn/modeled by a professional artist, Chris's OCs are still going to look like shit by virtue of mostly being sonic recolors. Hell, Chris-Chan Sonichu isn't even a recolor.
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On the bright side for the creator it’ll be easy to make.
 
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Analog Devolved said:
I found this on a rarely visited Chris subreddit. Some tard actually went to his house and got a photo of the AC unit Chris replaced out by the curb.
The post is long an autistic but the redditard provides us with a recent picture of 14 BLC.

I don't know why this user decided to post the picture of Chris's house in a sub that hasn't been active in a year but I assume its the same kind of stupidity that leads to sitting in front of Chris's house taking pictures.
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The "Sonichu Temple"
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I bet the AC unit is still there. Unless someone picked it up to use as scrap (unlikely, probably mostly plastic) the trash pick-up won't take those unless the refrigerant has been removed from it
 
No_one said:
I may be late with this, but 2 weeks ago someone made Wikipedia articles on Chris in Polish and Czech (archive 1,2). Nothing interesting apart from categorizing Chris as a "contemporary American artist" and "21-century American writer". Also, it mentions KF as a forum "dedicated to bullying Christian".
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Chris got hella Polish fans/ hoes since he always give Krakow a shoutout in his tweets.
 
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Tikbalang said:
He's not mad on the yellow arms. At least it ain't blue
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What I find most eerie is looking at that cute pair, Rosechu especially, and comparing their actions to the comic. One's an absolute harlot whose only desire is to have sex and fire out kids (presumably to get more government assistance) and the other is a violent, vengeful right hand man to a despot god/goddess. It's almost like looking at smiling holiday photos of the Goebbels family. I wonder if like Hitler's propaganda minister, Sonichu and Rosechu will poison the three Sonee kids when the eviction day comes, to escape living on the street?

Dark thoughts of the third reich aside, they're actually cute redesigns. I just feel the artist is squandering her talents in the vicinity of a very malignant force.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
Dark thoughts of the third reich aside, they're actually cute redesigns. I just feel the artist is squandering her talents in the vicinity of a very malignant force.
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If Chris is like any tumblr artist, he'll be mad that they're trying to fix his art. But he's the opposite, he knew his art is comparable to 10 year olds.
 
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