Containment Random Chris Updates

[Spastic Cologne]

Getting upset over details like that is a 100% autistic thing, I bet Chris would be more bothered over someone drawing Sonichu fan art with his trainers being the wrong colour than he would if they insulted him.

Indeed, not sure what it is but something strikes me that he's just that sort of insufferable obsessive compulsive Rainmanesque spack...

Spoiler: ?

Oh yeah, the countless instances and copious evidence of him being one...

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Two things are certain - military funding would drop to zero and BABScon would be every day, forever

got to pay for them 10 soup hotels per town somehow

 

[Spergichu]

Well fuck I was going to vote for Kanye but now I'm torn between him and Chris.

 

[BScCollateral]

From Null's Twitter:

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Submit a picture of the Sonichu medallion. I just want to see if Google's AI would accept it.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Two things are certain - military funding would drop to zero and BABScon would be every day, forever

He'd also outlaw the Coronavirus

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He'd also outlaw the Coronavirus

and pickles so say goodbye to relish on your hotdog.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He'd also outlaw the Coronavirus

as well as command NASA to stop wasting time with Moon and Mars missions and start focussing on what kind of Dimensional Fatigue Experiments will bring about the Final Summoning of Cthuulu/I mean THE MERGE as quickly as possible.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Campaign Slogan: "Make Chris' arrest record great again, and allow him back into Gamestop!"

Ah yes, doesn't a felony disqualify a candidate? That hit and run.... that matters. (not that anyone but Sockass would vote for CWC, but just sayin)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ah yes, doesn't a felony disqualify a candidate? That hit and run.... that matters. (not that anyone but Sockass would vote for CWC, but just sayin)

Like a great politician, Chris has committed at least a few felonies, yet has never been convicted of them. I'm sure he could drive around drunk carrying a bus full of baby Sonichus and crash into a training gym killing them all and only be charged with speeding. Truly, Chris is destined for a life of political competence.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris altered his Nintendo Mii character to have blue hair (pic of old one).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

as well as command NASA to stop wasting time with Moon and Mars missions and start focussing on what kind of Dimensional Fatigue Experiments will bring about the Final Summoning of Cthuulu/I mean THE MERGE as quickly as possible.

He'd also demand all foreign countries to sign a treaty to help bring about the merge.

Also I am surprised that Chris didn't have his mii have the blue hair much earlier given his perception on how he looks.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Like a great politician, Chris has committed at least a few felonies, yet has never been convicted of them. I'm sure he could drive around drunk carrying a bus full of baby Sonichus and crash into a training gym killing them all and only be charged with speeding. Truly, Chris is destined for a life of political competence.

Given the Sonichu Babies skit is one of the most nightmare enducing things I have witnessed, this should be on his campaign ad.

 

[Chan Fan]

Can you imagine his "I have a family, I'm like you!" ads? He'd talk about taking care of his mom and his future daughter, Crystal.

Better yet would be the smear ads from his opponents. His own videos could be used, unedited, for the ads lol

 

[Kingfisher9000]

as well as command NASA to stop wasting time with Moon and Mars missions and start focussing on what kind of Dimensional Fatigue Experiments will bring about the Final Summoning of Cthuulu/I mean THE MERGE as quickly as possible.

“We choose to make cont- to go to C-197 in this decade and do the udder things, not because they are easy, but because they are fated.”

 

[savoytruffle]

I nominate this photo:

Spoiler: I pic cwc 2020

Seconded

 

[Optimus Prime]

Getting upset over details like that is a 100% autistic thing, I bet Chris would be more bothered over someone drawing Sonichu fan art with his trainers being the wrong colour than he would if they insulted him.

After the shitstorm that was Chris randomly losing his shit over blue arm sonic, I think all you'd have to do is make Sonichu's arms yellow.

 

[Jon Conroy]

You know I could see Chris getting elected to some minor forum of local office. He'd fuck it up completely but I just imagine him being a comptroller and pissed he got the title of troll in anyway. He would spend so much county revenue on shit he wants.


COMPTROLLER Chandler has spent over $90,000 on rare and obscure crystals.

 

[Tikbalang]

After the shitstorm that was Chris randomly losing his shit over blue arm sonic, I think all you'd have to do is make Sonichu's arms yellow.

I think he isn't upset on that feature, he probably didn't notice it.

 

[rVeRSeSI]

The tail is off...
THE TAIL IS OFF!?
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Never ceases to amaze amuse and annoy how he becomes so aggressively persnickety when people draw "his" "characters" "off model"
when the prick can barely draw his own precious Sonichu with a stick in the sand...
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Simping for CWC

Why does Patti's outfit look like the monkey king from Monkey Magic??

 

[naught]

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