T.P.Dude2003
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Even 12 year old me could have done better
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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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The only thing he put actual effort into are the tits.
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Just like a troon to think that the only thing that makes a woman is a great pair of tits.
BallBuster
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Yea the original chimp out over Babscon being canceled was on March 18th. This was also when he said the pandemic would be over with in a week or two. I’m not sure when the whole “I am sonichu” insanity started but I’m thinking sometime before April.
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no he‘s not. He just has long hair that’s about It.
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He first went public with it on April 15th. He claimed it started on March 31 but that might just be his personal headcanon.
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Chris’s ego has always been the only thing that could compete with his autism in terms of size.
Let’s take a closer look at his masterpiece, shall we?
That’s... not how elbows work.
The yellow thing is me trying to estimate how long the arms are. Apparently Christines arms reach down to below his knees, not unlike a gorilla or chimpanzee.
Oh noes! Poor Sonichu has been hit by some sort of shrinking/growing ray.
His arms have transformed into tiny, straw-thin T-Rex arms that barely go past his bellybutton.
His hoof-like foot has swollen to three times the size of his other foot and is almost as big as his head.
SOMEBODY SHRUNK BUBBLES! Poor Bubbles has apparently also lost her groin and hip area, and her legs just kind of flop below her. Locomotion must be a challenge since her thighs are now almost as thin as her fingers.
My favorite. Simonla? Simonchu? Has somehow lost the lower part of his torso, and transformed into a spider-like creature, whose boneless legs just stick out of the chest.
Note the swollen head that has ballooned to the size of his torso.
I assume this wretched, cursed mockery of nature somehow drags himself around with the use of his right arm, since it’s as long as his torso and legs combined.
I always chuckle when someone says Chris’s art has improved. Like hell it has! Even when he’s making an effort, like here, it’s as bad as it always has been.
All the Sonichus have the exact same, autistic facial expression. I’d dare anyone to be able to tell them apart in a b/w version.
His proportions and sense of perspective is as fucked as ever, body parts and characters shrink and balloon seemingly at random.
And after over two decades of drawing, the human/Sonichu anatomy is somehow still an impenetrable mystery for Chris.
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>took a few days to complete it
Yeah I call BS on that. Chris probably drew for 10 minutes, got bored, shit himself and played with LEGOs/pretended to be Sonichu online with the cycle continuing for the next few days.
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Yeah, he's also said it took him hours to plan and draw it.
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It took hours for his retarded brain to come up with one of the most generic looking posters I’ve seen? Is he getting stupider? Not just talking about his perception of reality which is obvious but just his capacity to be able to come up with simple ideas.
He seemed at least actively creative when he was younger and could think up ideas pretty quickly when he would draw.
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Lol... So the drawing didn’t take him “days”, but a few hours. Though it was probably spread out over a couple of days, in between vidya and watching Netflix and “meditating”.
One thing I liked about the Idea Guys, they kept the whip cracking and made Chris produce things other than noxious gasses and twitter takes.
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I'm going to be cunty mcgee and disagree on the masterpiece. I think it's impressive he was able to coordinate over 9 pages, and fully color it in. I like the things like the shades of grass changing, the blues he used for the sky, and them all charging forward heroically. Nice Avengers End Game vibe to it.
I mean I'll agree, it's still god awful by a regular artist's standards, but this is Chris Chan we're talking about. None of the characters are fucking, drinking obscene straws, or rewriting reality with Chris pwning people who owned him in real life.
In a way, this is the Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel, or Leonardo Last Supper for Chris's hokum religion. He might look at it not as paper on a wall, but a window into a realm where he's the hero.
I mean I'll agree, it's still god awful by a regular artist's standards, but this is Chris Chan we're talking about. None of the characters are fucking, drinking obscene straws, or rewriting reality with Chris pwning people who owned him in real life.
In a way, this is the Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel, or Leonardo Last Supper for Chris's hokum religion. He might look at it not as paper on a wall, but a window into a realm where he's the hero.
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How much of a failure can Ben be? He's supposed to be (allegedly) an intellectual and he's been constantly made to back the fuck off by Chris, CHRIS 
He was relevant for maybe a week or two and then he just became an extremely tryhard, but poor ween.. Imagine yourself using hours upon hours making a comic, writing in Chris' characters to get into contact with him and then just basically get ignored. Also remember that this is the guy that, on video, said that he wants to only observe Chris in the sidelines never getting into his shenanigans.
What a poor fucking sap.
15th of October will be the 6 month anniversary of the Sonichu possession, on that day I propose everyone raises a glass of *insert favorite beverage here* and toasts on the misery of the poor yellow rodent, stranded in our world.
Damn.. I almost can't believe that Chris has, however poorly, kept the act for so long.
He was relevant for maybe a week or two and then he just became an extremely tryhard, but poor ween.. Imagine yourself using hours upon hours making a comic, writing in Chris' characters to get into contact with him and then just basically get ignored. Also remember that this is the guy that, on video, said that he wants to only observe Chris in the sidelines never getting into his shenanigans.
What a poor fucking sap.
15th of October will be the 6 month anniversary of the Sonichu possession, on that day I propose everyone raises a glass of *insert favorite beverage here* and toasts on the misery of the poor yellow rodent, stranded in our world.
Damn.. I almost can't believe that Chris has, however poorly, kept the act for so long.
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Except Chris didn't eat small amounts of fast food. Lard ass was just as guilty of being a glutton as he was lustful, slothful, angry, envious, proud, and greedy.
Based on what people saw of him in public and conventions he always has to shovel large amounts of food in his face, during downtime at bc in 2017 he was sitting in a corner shoving snacks in his gob and Everytime he went to Mickey D's he order nuggets by the 20 pack. It wouldn't surprise me if he used to get super sizes back when it was a thing.
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Hate to imagine my wife (love pillow) taken from me for 6 months. I'd fight to get her back. I wish I remember which one of you said it, because it was a genius quote, but it was that Chris as a God is like the ones from the Greek / Roman pantheon, causing shit and misery and being petty, rather than benevolent and all powerful. If Chris were a God, he'd be doing the Zeus trick of screwing every mortal woman he could. Meanwhile the mortals of this dimension and cwcville continue to suffer. To them, it must be like living in that black and white computer simulation in Fallout 3
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Don't forget about his piercing...
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Sorry I'm late to this, but wow. "Sonichu" just finding out about this. Assuming Chris got paid for this, he shouldn't be complaining that the doc didn't get released. I'm surprised Chris actually adhered to something via the contract and kept his trap shut for once. The way he buried Geno's doc was the usual CWC. I guess with Draft's project, it was supposed to portray Chris in a TRUE and HONEST light.
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Honestly with how long this Sonichu possession crap has been going on it has now become another autistic saga at this point.
I think we can officially call this saga The Sonichu Possesion Saga or simply the Possession Saga in general because didn’t he believe he switched bodies with Mewtwo at one point? I have vague memories of that.
I think we can officially call this saga The Sonichu Possesion Saga or simply the Possession Saga in general because didn’t he believe he switched bodies with Mewtwo at one point? I have vague memories of that.
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That he even still uses Simonla/Simonchu is abhorrent in of itself and shows that he's still the petty, stubborn, entitled, imbecilic painfully unoriginal/uninspired thief that he has always been and likely always will be, if not more so... https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Simonla_Rosechu
Tits make everything better...
The thought occurred to me, what if he/Mama never comes back?
Wouldn't that be so like Chris, to abandon Sonichu/his son in our Detroit world while "Mama" lives it up in Toontown™...
"Hmmm yeah I'm going to C-197 to get some BABSCON and a couple BOTTLES a CORONA cure. Oh and I'm taking your BODY son.
See ya IN a week sigh"...
Definitely got strong Daddies gone out for smokes vibes after the latest pony anal cyst reaction where "Sonichu" literally and tearfully begged "Mama Christine"™ to come home... https://youtu.be/lErzJl2s9Ho?t=2899
Mind you this all smacks of dissociative identity disorder, amongst various other things (professional diagnosis pending)...
But that's not nearly as fun as imagining Chris Chan being a rat shit neglectful deadbeat parent and Abandonment Issues Sonichu/Abandochu™
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