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This poor old lady and other random people getting wrapped up in Chris stuff by loose association is always so funny to me
Containment Random Chris Updates
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On Heather's Facebook page "Heather Boyd Comics" she implies it's a gift
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FYI: This connection between Heather and Chris was facilitated by a French-Canadian Lucas Werner orbiter named Goldaor Verder (most likely not his real name) who is a cow in his own right. He’s some nerd who orbits lolcows (Heather has her own small following on Facebook for her weird, intentionally unfunny comics) and runs an insignificant podcast that wouldn’t even be worth mentioning if it wasn’t for the fact he started the Golden USB Podcast specifically to get an in with Lucas as the show exists only to give Lucas another platform to screech about 18 year olds not wanting to fuck a homeless man who lives in a shelter and blows his neetbucks on liquor, weed, and expensive meals at chain restaurants rather than save up and get himself a small apartment. My guess is his orchestration of this intersecting of weird Internet personalities has to do with his podcast, his blatant autism, or both.
EDIT: Hey that’s him posting right above this post!
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Holy fucking shit you guys!
I didn’t think I’d ever find a comic more shitty than Sonichu, but this old bitty might just have done it!
Autism levels: Overflowing!
I didn’t think I’d ever find a comic more shitty than Sonichu, but this old bitty might just have done it!
Autism levels: Overflowing!
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Like many other lolcows since him, he long ago figured out utter retards will give him money for literally doing nothing, so he has no need to dance like a monkey.
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This can only end with Heather turning into Chris' new fuck mommi.
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Chris just tweeted about the possibility of writing a Bible for Chris Chan Sonichu:
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He hasn't make comics for a year, I doubt he'll start making one.
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Did Sonic drown for our sins when he fought against Sega's Chaos in Station Square?
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No. That's too silly for me! It would be better off when Christine made all sorts of dimensions of her own from nothing - proably a few I guess due to lack of creativity. That's my prediction for the beginning.
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I wonder if there will be illustrations to go along with it, or if it's just going to be all text.
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Hmm that's been meddled with by four (mostly two) outside writers trying to conjure up their own ideas about the Chris Chan Sonichu canon, more akin the new testament.
shadhardblogger19
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Some pages are all text and some have pictures in it. But... is Chris still gonna continue on with Sonichu 14?
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having seen the Cole video I am impressed. Chris keeps finding new layers of madness. First of all, the way he moves through the house whilst keeping the camera on himself is so MTV generation. It's a really fascinating, guerilla style of recording, getting you in there with the action. Secondly, the fact he leaves his mother, and goes shamelessly into merge BS tells me Barb has given up, Christian has no shame, and we are in for some dark days ahead.
The biggest take though was the lighting. The bright daylight showed us Christian's face up close, and fuck me, I pray to Allah in his glorious name and his bearded prophet Papa Smurf, thank you for this not being in smellovision. He looks like an oily eel, smothered in filth. Even to his own flesh and blood, he won't drop the charade, or talk man to trans. Instead this scruffy tramp goes into a rant about the Avengers that makes Norman Bates look healthy. The fat on his cheeks marked with dimples, and his beady eyes that look into space. His hair is a mop, pulled back to transform his brow into the aircraft carrier USS Forehead Ted, capable of accommodating 40 aircraft.
My favorite thing is his chin, wet with drool. He truly has hit the tard zone and made it his home. Either that or Sonichu in the background, like this is his body, left lifeless since Chris dragged Sonichu's soul and threw it into his corpulent body.
This brings me onto a final thought I'd had. If Sonichu was kidnapped from Cwcville and made to possess that fat bucket of warm cum, it makes me wonder if he chooses not to be smarter, because he wants to sabotage christian's life for when he comes back.
The biggest take though was the lighting. The bright daylight showed us Christian's face up close, and fuck me, I pray to Allah in his glorious name and his bearded prophet Papa Smurf, thank you for this not being in smellovision. He looks like an oily eel, smothered in filth. Even to his own flesh and blood, he won't drop the charade, or talk man to trans. Instead this scruffy tramp goes into a rant about the Avengers that makes Norman Bates look healthy. The fat on his cheeks marked with dimples, and his beady eyes that look into space. His hair is a mop, pulled back to transform his brow into the aircraft carrier USS Forehead Ted, capable of accommodating 40 aircraft.
My favorite thing is his chin, wet with drool. He truly has hit the tard zone and made it his home. Either that or Sonichu in the background, like this is his body, left lifeless since Chris dragged Sonichu's soul and threw it into his corpulent body.
This brings me onto a final thought I'd had. If Sonichu was kidnapped from Cwcville and made to possess that fat bucket of warm cum, it makes me wonder if he chooses not to be smarter, because he wants to sabotage christian's life for when he comes back.
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I hope it's a picture book
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Maybe he would make a videobook version where he makes accompanying sound effects with his mouth.
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Once again, people will get what they pay for and that's IF he actually makes it. If he write it a little at a time then eventually we'll get tweets like "this card expansion IS part of the bible, you're stressing out mama!"
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“People keep bugging me about this, but I really don’t feel like making it. You guys don’t actually want it right?”
Chris is probably dismayed to discover that even his orbiters want content from him lmao
It's a good thing Chris can't afford flying, Imagine the hell they'd be at TSA with all those tacky ass rings and pendants
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Even if chris does write a bible, its going to be the most rambling, incoherent mess ever written. Imagine a stream of consciousness rant for 300 pages,
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that.