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There will be at least one or two future DStecks who will help him out disproportionately in some vain hope of becoming part of 'christory' and taking on a gatekeeper role to gloat about.

Yep, Chris's reputation means that at least two or three people will be naive enough to either try to bail him out, or try to house him, in order to get e-fame. But Chris will fuck that up within a month or two, maximum- like he's done with every single other attempt to help him, over the years.

Or maybe people over estimate the Idea Guys' influence.

The idea Guy shitshow was the straw that broke the camel's back- It had a big influence on Chris, but it was inevitable; If it wasn't those specific autists, it would have been someone else who tipped Chris over the edge, and he'd have ended up just as broken. Chris did most of the heavy-lifting of that shitshow- the Ideafags were just the final nudge.
 
People tend to draw parallels between chris and Terry Davis's eventual downfall and I don't think that's a fair comparison.
You make some fair points, but Chris is not without his mental health issues -- schizophrenia or not, he's at least schizotypal and/or out of touch with reality. He's either going to make peace with real life or go on to fuck something up that hastens his leaving 14 BC.

As for post-Barb theories in general, the biggest predictor of homelessness tends to be lack of a support group, and OP doesn't seem to have one locally, that's terribly genuine. If Chris' family doesn't step up to the plate, it'll be on the Kiwis.
 
If he's not as dumb as we think and hasn't spiraled into complete insanity by that point, it's possible some people might coddle him and assist him in finding a cheap place to rent out with his tard bux, but I have no idea how long that would even last for nor would he even be capable of handling adult responsibilities almost entirely on his own.

It's possible, but not very likely. And if it did happen I don't think it would last very long. I think in order for Chris to be successful at living independently in an apartment he would still need someone responsible monitoring him, keeping a close eye on his financial situation/spending, and making sure he is paying his rent and utilities on time and before he spends a dime on anything else. So in order for him to be "independent" as in living in an apartment on his own, he would need to forfeit his "independence" with his financial autonomy. And I don't see Chris allowing that.

Chris liked parts of it, like that he could live carefree thinking that the merge would save him. But he hated other parts of it. I suspect that deep down he knows it's bullshit

I'm sure Chris knows deep down he's not really a magical pretty-pony-princess-hedgehog-pokemon-goddess with all the powers ever, ever, and that the merge isn't actually going to happen. But, I think he WANTS to believe it so strongly that it near as much makes no difference. And I think the lie/make-believe session has gone on for so long that Chris feels a lot of pressure to keep up the facade. And Chris has a child's mind, and children often have the belief that if they just believe in/wish for something hard enough that it will come true, because like a child, Chris isn't mature enough to accept when something is impossibly unrealistic. Something like having magic powers or crossing over to alternate dimensions where cartoon characters are real. Chris basically has two options: accept reality and the fact that he's just another autistic slob who is in no way special, unique, or exceptional and who has little-to-no hope for the future, or reject reality and continue to escape into the blissful ignorance of his power fantasies where he is strong, powerful, loved, worshiped, and is the most special and important person to exist. It's going to take a major paradigm shift in Chris life to finally make him see the light, and even then it's not guaranteed. Even Barb's death and living in a cycle of homeless shelters and the county jail might not be enough. It could cause him to redouble his efforts and retreat further into his escapist fantasies to the point where it's something like willfully imposed mental illness.

Chris will probably end up bouncing around and living in those shitty motels that you see in things like The First 48.

There will always be some orbiter that will PayPal Chris $50 so he has a room for a night.

I think it will be a cycle of homeless shelters, living in a van, and occasional stints in jail. There may possibly be a couple people who try to help him early on, but I don't think it will take long for them to give him up as a lost cause.


I've got to disagree with Chris here. The crotch bulge is absolutely needed, because Chris is a male with a penis and testicles. They may be small and he may be in denial about their reality, but that doesn't change the fact that they're there. I think it's important for Chris to have reality shoved in his face from time to time.
 
You make some fair points, but Chris is not without his mental health issues -- schizophrenia or not, he's at least schizotypal and/or out of touch with reality. He's either going to make peace with real life or go on to fuck something up that hastens his leaving 14 BC.

As for post-Barb theories in general, the biggest predictor of homelessness tends to be lack of a support group, and OP doesn't seem to have one locally, that's terribly genuine. If Chris' family doesn't step up to the plate, it'll be on the Kiwis.
I totally agree with the thought of chris lacking real familiar/friend support. Bob's family all but cut him and barb off. Barb has basically no living family that talks to chris and lord knows coles smithy isn't taking him in. Most of chris's support group is digital.

In regards to chris's delusions. I'm not sure how much of that is genuine schizoid behavior and how much is just larping and fantasy fulfillment or childish escapism. I think someone like terry shows an inability to function under normal social norms. He genuinely believed he was being stalked by federal agencies. It prevented him from even being able to do something as simple as going to the grocery store. Chirs hasn't gotten that bad yet.

Its one thing to roleplay as sonichu on twitter and another to do it in real life. If a cop shows up to evict chris will he start screaming about the dimensional merge? I dont think so. Perhaps im giving chris too much credit but time will show i suppose.
 
The idea Guy shitshow was the straw that broke the camel's back- It had a big influence on Chris, but it was inevitable; If it wasn't those specific autists, it would have been someone else who tipped Chris over the edge, and he'd have ended up just as broken. Chris did most of the heavy-lifting of that shitshow- the Ideafags were just the final nudge.
I don't think so. Although Chris has always been known for magical thinking I don't think he'd have convinced himself that he was a goddess or that the Dimensional Merge would happen without the Idea Guys' ”help”.
 
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I totally agree with the thought of chris lacking real familiar/friend support. Bob's family all but cut him and barb off. Barb has basically no living family that talks to chris and lord knows coles smithy isn't taking him in. Most of chris's support group is digital.

In regards to chris's delusions. I'm not sure how much of that is genuine schizoid behavior and how much is just larping and fantasy fulfillment or childish escapism. I think someone like terry shows an inability to function under normal social norms. He genuinely believed he was being stalked by federal agencies. It prevented him from even being able to do something as simple as going to the grocery store. Chirs hasn't gotten that bad yet.

Its one thing to roleplay as sonichu on twitter and another to do it in real life. If a cop shows up to evict chris will he start screaming about the dimensional merge? I dont think so. Perhaps im giving chris too much credit but time will show i suppose.

Chris isn't Schizo or anything like that. I can't remember what it's called, something like malignant daydreaming or something, but it's basically where Chris has been escaping into his fantasy world so much that he has difficulty engaging with and functioning in reality. He doesn't actually see Sonichu and Magi-chan in front of them or hear them talking to him, but he will fantasize about them being there because he doesn't like reality. I know I'm explaining it poorly, and others who know more about it can hopefully explain it better than I have. He isn't actually crazy, but he's conditioned his mind and imagination to fall into his comfort fantasies at inappropriate times as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the unpleasant realities of his shitty life.
 
Chris isn't Schizo or anything like that. I can't remember what it's called, something like malignant daydreaming or something, but it's basically where Chris has been escaping into his fantasy world so much that he has difficulty engaging with and functioning in reality. He doesn't actually see Sonichu and Magi-chan in front of them or hear them talking to him, but he will fantasize about them being there because he doesn't like reality. I know I'm explaining it poorly, and others who know more about it can hopefully explain it better than I have. He isn't actually crazy, but he's conditioned his mind and imagination to fall into his comfort fantasies at inappropriate times as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the unpleasant realities of his shitty life.
I always found it extremely interesting watching him slip into this fantasy line of thinking verses where he was in the early 2000s.

I think a lot of comes from Chris escaping reality either consciously or subconsciously over the years due to him checking out of "real life". Back when he was in college and even into the early troll days, he still talked to normal people, tried hard to mainstream, but as soon as that was over, he just went into his fantasy worlds. The Borb Unit didn't have any friends and barely any family members, so there went a lot of mainstream communications with people.

I think Chris understands this which really adds to the frustrations of the real world. After years go by it's more and more difficult for him to pull himself up, vs sit around and imagine his talking pokey men talking to him. I played with the theory that Chris understands what's going to happen after Barb dies and is just "getting in all he can" before the hammer drops and he needs to be responsible, but I don't know if he'll ever get beyond where he's at now, even if he's somehow forced.
 
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I always found it extremely interesting watching him slip into this fantasy line of thinking verses where he was in the early 2000s.

I think a lot of comes from Chris escaping reality either consciously or subconsciously over the years due to him checking out of "real life". Back when he was in college and even into the early troll days, he still talked to normal people, tried hard to mainstream, but as soon as that was over, he just went into his fantasy worlds. The Borb Unit didn't have any friends and barely any family members, so there went a lot of mainstream communications with people.

I think Chris understands this which really adds to the frustrations of the real world. After years go by it's more and more difficult for him to pull himself up, vs sit around and imagine his talking pokey men talking to him. I played with the theory that Chris understands what's going to happen after Barb dies and is just "getting in all he can" before the hammer drops and he needs to be responsible, but I don't know if he'll ever get beyond where he's at now, even if he's somehow forced.
Even when he was socially involved with other people, he pretended that his imaginary friends were with him. He even talked to Sonichu while arguing with Mary Lee Walsh. Mary Lee Walsh - CWCki (sonichu.com)
 
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If Chris and Babs need money to "better keep the accounts afloat" or whatever, then maybe Chris should stop buying frivolous bullshit like magic crystals and overpriced water bottles? Better yet, why not sell some of those kiddie toys he has just lying around his rooms not being played with? That's what grown-ass adults do when they need some extra scratch. Or why doesn't he use his magical pony goddess powers to conjure himself up a few bars of solid gold? And what does a god need with a bank account?

Even when he was socially involved with other people, he pretended that his imaginary friends were with him. He even talked to Sonichu while arguing with Mary Lee Walsh. Mary Lee Walsh - CWCki (sonichu.com)

Yeah, but that wasn't something he was doing every day. It was a situation where he was highly agitated and stressed out. Now he does for silly and trivial reasons. Like if someone draws a cartoon character the wrong color or makes a character say something Chris doesn't believe they would say. Chris was never normal and has always done childish things, and many of his issues stretch back far into his past, but there's no denying that he was far more rational, reasonable, and even more mature in his late teens and early adulthood.
 
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Pssh and people say chris lacks self awareness lol. This is clearly a man who understands people's expectations of him. Obviously he doesn't do anything to dispel those assumptions. But he does comprehend that most view him as a lazy piece of shit at the very least. Lazy and untrustworthy perhaps but schizo he is not. Granted he's still making these comments while claiming to be possessed by an anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehog/Pokemon hybrid of his own creation. Baby steps.
 
Pssh and people say chris lacks self awareness lol. This is clearly a man who understands people's expectations of him. Obviously he doesn't do anything to dispel those assumptions. But he does comprehend that most view him as a lazy piece of shit at the very least. Lazy and untrustworthy perhaps but schizo he is not. Granted he's still making these comments while claiming to be possessed by an anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehog/Pokemon hybrid of his own creation. Baby steps.
While I agree he does not have classic schizophrenia, he's still fucking batshit and does have several overlapping mental illnesses on top of autism.
 
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