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Pickle Inspector said:
Can manipulate reality at will but still no boyfriend free girl. :(
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Don't those reality warper powers in fiction usually have the caveat of being unable to affect a person's free will? Like in Bruce Almighty where he can't actually make a girl fall in love with him. Since Chris bases most of his logic around tropes and story elements from the shit he rotted his brain with on TV maybe he's just going off of that. but he's fucking stupid so thats pretty unlikely

Also doesn't he not care about a boyfriend free girl anymore? he rejected someone iirc who was an actual girl (trying to troll, but still) because he was already involved with Magi-Chan and Mewtwo.
 
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Chan Fan said:
I'd be genuinely surprised if he knew what OG stood for. Looking it up probably never crossed his mind
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Well he likes to think he speaks in a dignified, intellectual manner.
What baffles me is that he consistently uses "rather" when he should be using "whether" or just dropping it all together. Makes his manner of speech, well, pretty autistic sounding.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
ironically he claimed it was an open relationship so by all accounts him being taken shouldn't fucking matter.
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When has Chris ever been known for continuity?
Tikbalang said:
Magichan porking the setsy godes
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Poor Magichan.

Then again, he is omnipotent which includes the power to enjoy sex with CWC.
 
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So chris wants to be able to manipulate matter on top of being loved by everyone, have omnipotence, super speed, super psychic powers, and electric powers.

Just lends more credence to my idea that chris's self inserts are just power-theft OCs. Chris looked at sonichu and wanted his powers. then he realized magi chan had better powers and took them. then he realized no one can beat god so he sought to become god. meanwhile he looks more like he's becoming blob from the x-men or fat bastard.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
So chris wants to be able to manipulate matter on top of being loved by everyone, have omnipotence, super speed, super psychic powers, and electric powers.

Just lends more credence to my idea that chris's self inserts are just power-theft OCs. Chris looked at sonichu and wanted his powers. then he realized magi chan had better powers and took them. then he realized no one can beat god so he sought to become god. meanwhile he looks more like he's becoming blob from the x-men or fat bastard.
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But he isn't a freaking narcissist, Sonichu said so!
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Well he likes to think he speaks in a dignified, intellectual manner.
What baffles me is that he consistently uses "rather" when he should be using "whether" or just dropping it all together. Makes his manner of speech, well, pretty autistic sounding.
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He uses big boy words all the time to try to sound smart, often without knowing what the fuck they even mean, like when Sockness was still a thing and Chris was trying to rewrite some of his stupid "lore" by going god-mode on some oppressed planet of his and "absolving slavery"... meaning that he actually is a-ok with slavery and gave it his "blessing", but you know, it sounds like "dissolve", so...
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
He uses big boy words all the time to try to sound smart, often without knowing what the fuck they even mean, like when Sockness was still a thing and Chris was trying to rewrite some of his stupid "lore" by going god-mode on some oppressed planet of his and "absolving slavery"... meaning that he actually is a-ok with slavery and gave it his "blessing", but you know, it sounds like "dissolve", so...
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He uses a lot of CWCisms and such.

Not to mention that he's still stuck in the teenage mindset of taking a theasaurus and applying it liberally to stuff he writes. My old English teacher would have made him redo his work after school if he did that, so it's lucky Chris never came within a thousand miles of Ms H.
 
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