Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Un-Clit]

This is it, gentleman.
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344006709606555648

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris? Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?



Cause he's literally doing the same thing he did when the idea guys had him under their thumb with all this merge bs. Oh let me guess the 2000$ stimulus checks are everyone's first c quarter tugboats right?

 

[Henry Wyatt]

it was nice shit posting with you all, see you on the other side of the merge

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Well, I guess this is the day I was stacking my shotgun shells and canned pork for.
If you won't hear from me in a while that means I died by means I died by slapstick comedy.

 

[Georshe Floydstein]

This is it, gentleman.
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344006709606555648

Can't wait to meet my anime waifu from the asian cartoon dimension
Or see Chris flipping out because his delusions didn't turn out to be true.
Whatever's more likely.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This is it, gentleman.
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344006709606555648

HERE IT COMES

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

This is it, gentleman.
https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344006709606555648

Can't wait to meet my anime waifu from the asian cartoon dimension
Or see Chris flipping out because his delusions didn't turn out to be true.
Whatever's more likely.

HERE IT COMESView attachment 1816813

According to my theory that Preator is a cult and they are going to commit mass murder with Chris in 2 days, yes.

All jokes aside, how many times has Chris said this? Every time Chris says the merge will happen, he changes his mind and ends up saying it will happen on a later date.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm waiting for his video where nothing happens and Chris says the merge is postponed.

 

[Black Yoshi]

A certain orbiter larping as an overrated cartoon ghost brought up ELO The Movie Xanadu to Chris and they both sperged over it.

https://twitter.com/CarrieKrueger17/status/1344101723036594177

(https://archive.is/Z8E9P)

 

[A Grey Cat]

A certain orbiter larping as an overrated cartoon ghost brought up ELO The Movie Xanadu to Chris and they both sperged over it.

https://twitter.com/CarrieKrueger17/status/1344101723036594177

(https://archive.md/Z8E9P)

goddamn it I actually liked Xanadu! plus where's my muffet waifu with a plate of baked goods chris?...where's...my....spider...waifu?

 

[Black Yoshi]

goddamn it I actually liked Xanadu! plus where's my muffet waifu with a plate of baked goods chris?...where's...my....spider...waifu?

I'm personally waiting for Strong Bad to come into my house and steal my laptop.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris a year ago: The merge is going on now!
Chris a few months ago: The merge is starting!
Chris now: The merge is going on right now!
Chris in the next month: The merge is happening right now
Chris eventually: Its totally happening guys! Please donate to me to be saved from the rapchu!

 

[Tikbalang]

So he (wanted to) start the merge for two reasons

1. He lost patience after learning Babscon will move to 2022.
2. He can't take the Sonichu kayfabe for a whole year again because of the previous reason

If there's a Babscon 2021 while the pandemic is still on, and everyone in that event is COVID positive, he'll still attend.
If he's infected, he'll say "it's worth it" and he won't regret it.

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I predict that if his doomsday isn't fullfilled, he'll just say "The merge happened between dimension A and B"

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Actually, think he'd ever admit to failure? It'd be a neat and quick way to end his playing with the merge thing and move on to something else. Like, maybe he and Magichan and Sockness or whoever couldn't pull through after all and all that changed was a few vague locations and him returning to his own bo- okay, maybe that's a bit too optimistic.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So he (wanted to) start the merge for two reasons

1. He lost patience after learning Babscon will move to 2022.
2. He can't take the Sonichu kayfabe for a whole year again because of the previous reason

If there's a Babscon 2021 while the pandemic is still on, and everyone in that event is COVID positive, he'll still attend.
If he's infected, he'll say "it's worth it" and he won't regret it.

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I predict that if his doomsday isn't fullfilled, he'll just say "The merge happened between dimension A and B"

I bet he wouldn’t even take responsibility if he caught Covid from going to a pony convention and gave it to Barb leading to her death, he’d say ‘It was fated’ or something.

 

[Tikbalang]

I bet he wouldn’t even take responsibility if he caught Covid from going to a pony convention and gave it to Barb leading to her death, he’d say ‘It was fated’ or something.

Then he'll spread it to places like Target, Walmart, and McDonald's

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Merge status: still ongoing

Reusing his terrible "Nah, I'm gay" wordplay joke.

 

[Tikbalang]

Merge status: still ongoing

Babscon is moved to 2022

Most Bronies: That sucks, it's better safe than sorry
Chris: NOOOOOOOO! Might as well die.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Babscon is moved to 2022

Most Bronies: That sucks, it's better safe than sorry
Chris: NOOOOOOOO! Might as well die.

for as much as I shit on bronies, most of them are probably more patient and less autistic than chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Actually, think he'd ever admit to failure? It'd be a neat and quick way to end his playing with the merge thing and move on to something else. Like, maybe he and Magichan and Sockness or whoever couldn't pull through after all and all that changed was a few vague locations and him returning to his own bo- okay, maybe that's a bit too optimistic.

When Chris admits to something that's his fault, he'll be facetious about it.