Containment Random Chris Updates

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Tikbalang said:
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I get lost with all this idiots floating around Chris, what the fuck are they babbling about? Although on second thought, I don't really give a shit.

The only thing I get is the last tweet, where Chris advices this mong to "draw your Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" like he did as the lonely loon he is.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I get lost with all this idiots floating around Chris, what the fuck are they babbling about? Although on second thought, I don't really give a shit.

The only thing I get is the last tweet, where Chris advices this mong to "draw your Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" like he did as the lonely loon he is.
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Oh yeah cause it went so well for Chris when he "drew" Megan.
 
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judge claude frollo said:
roleplay these days is getting weirder and weirder
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remember the days of A/S/L in AOL? Now it's all "whats your dimension?" or "what's your tulpa?". Then you get into pronouns, fursonas, and even though 95 percent of the people are male, it wasnt so bad until FUTA kicked in, and bam, every she-wolf has a dick that could cause serious brain damage from blood loss if it became erect. Gosh I'd kill for some ordinary wolf pussy...
 
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Tikbalang said:
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So Chris finally admits through SONICHU that his Sonichu comics were just self-masturbatory stories about himself with his furpals as sideline characters to help him beat up the strawmen that stood for everything wrong in his life?
Fucking gold.
 
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Moppo. said:
Chris's claim of immortality is kind of concerning. Is he going to meet his ultimate demise by jumping off a building and thinking nothing will happen? 🤔
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Nah. It has always been escapist fantasy. Not once has he tried to stand in front of traffic and stop cars with his mind. If he truly believed he had these things he'd be trying to grab pussy with hypnosis, walking through walls to get into banks, or giving sermons from cardboard boxes in Ruckersville town square. Truth is he's a LARP, sat in a crumbling house, afraid to go out and risk reality. Far easier to talk to enablers on twitter. He's delusional, a child, and too afraid of reality to ever fully ignore it.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
Nah. It has always been escapist fantasy. Not once has he tried to stand in front of traffic and stop cars with his mind. If he truly believed he had these things he'd be trying to grab pussy with hypnosis, walking through walls to get into banks, or giving sermons from cardboard boxes in Ruckersville town square. Truth is he's a LARP, sat in a crumbling house, afraid to go out and risk reality. Far easier to talk to enablers on twitter. He's delusional, a child, and too afraid of reality to ever fully ignore it.
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Fair points, but this IS coming from someone who sliced open his taint because he was so convinced he was a woman. But if you're right then I guess there's a small part in the back of Chris-chan's mind that knows everything is make-believe. I can't tell whether that makes things more or less sad.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
Nah. It has always been escapist fantasy. Not once has he tried to stand in front of traffic and stop cars with his mind. If he truly believed he had these things he'd be trying to grab pussy with hypnosis, walking through walls to get into banks, or giving sermons from cardboard boxes in Ruckersville town square. Truth is he's a LARP, sat in a crumbling house, afraid to go out and risk reality. Far easier to talk to enablers on twitter. He's delusional, a child, and too afraid of reality to ever fully ignore it.
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Yeah, it's more a passive delusion and then when things come along that shatter the illusion which can't be denied like no girl wanting to date him or his dad dying then he has to retroactively make up things rather than being a full on skitzo who attacks armed police officers while wearing nothing but his Sonichu medallion.
Moppo. said:
Fair points, but this IS coming from someone who sliced open his taint because he was so convinced he was a woman. But if you're right then I guess there's a small part in the back of Chris-chan's mind that knows everything is make-believe. I can't tell whether that makes things more or less sad.
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Wasn't that to do with the binaural beat videos? (Chris is still as naive and gullible as ever!)
 
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By Chris's standards, a time off could be a year or more
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Chris is happy that trump can no longer shitpost.
 

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Moppo. said:
Fair points, but this IS coming from someone who sliced open his taint because he was so convinced he was a woman. But if you're right then I guess there's a small part in the back of Chris-chan's mind that knows everything is make-believe. I can't tell whether that makes things more or less sad.
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Taint Wound was a perfect storm. While some of the components that led to it is comparable to his current escapist fantasies (attempt to cope with a psychological issue, receiving validation from enablers), I think the biggest difference is the physical aspect. Sense of touch can have a potent effect on the mind. With the Taint Wound, he was prodding his taint while thinking there was a hidden vagina just under the skin and that it would open up, and with that kind of conditioning, he slipped to thoughts of using a knife to expedite things. His escapist fantasies on the other hand don't have a physical aspect like that.
 
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Accel said:
I can only fucking wish Chris starts talking about racial politics in his own autistic way the same way he's taken to transgenderism. I need to see Chris apologize for his "White CPU Goddess Privilege" with his pigsty house as a backdrop before I die.
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I really don’t think Chris cares about anything like that unless it directly benefits him, if he did care he’d probably go down the ADF route of claiming he’s not white and double down on his Native American heritage or something like that.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I really don’t think Chris cares about anything like that unless it directly benefits him, if he did care he’d probably go down the ADF route of claiming he’s not white and double down on his Native American heritage or something like that.
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He took an ancestry test and he's more of a jewish than native american.
 
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Moppo. said:
Fair points, but this IS coming from someone who sliced open his taint because he was so convinced he was a woman. But if you're right then I guess there's a small part in the back of Chris-chan's mind that knows everything is make-believe. I can't tell whether that makes things more or less sad.
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A very good point too, but that's more the transgender lunacy cult in general, that a man can become a woman, a woman can become a man. To that crowd of progressives, transgenders are not really a bunch of mutated homunculi with colossal chins, whopper hands, and NBA offensive's gait because their crotch resembles the decimated geography of The Somme.

It's Chris trying to emulate the mental illness of liberalism. Chris-ism is the belief he can move rocks, spawn money, conjure life with a pencil, launch Force Lightning, and this stuff has never been more than an enthusiastic larp these days, and a coping mechanism.

Then again.... isn't transgenderism just a larp. Oh I'm on the fence now :-/
 
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I'm not even going to dive into politics because this isn't the place for it, but let's not pretend that chris even knows what he's talking about.

He just hates trump because hillary lost, and chris can never accept losing or being wrong. And he only liked hillary because she was a woman, he couldn't name a single policy or political stance trump biden or hillary stood for. it was all 100% emotionally based. Just more of chris being as shallow and empty as a dried up puddle
 
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