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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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It's quite the euphemism for fecal incontinence.
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Krakow is the Second Largest City in Poland and was the Capital in the Middle Ages. It was also the home of a giant Concentration Camp and he's just parroting stuff the Idea Guys told him to say.
Nobody did that but you Chris.
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Yea, truly, Chris is now such an astoundingly powerful goddess that he can move whole planets with his mind, and has completed and stored up Sonichu 'books' by the truck-load. Funny that he hasn't even published one of them. If you can't put out a single issue of a self-published comic book in a year, I kinda doubt anything else you might have to say, y'know. I'm odd like that.
Guess that explains why it isn't happening for Chris.
Grumpy Pickle Rick
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Well, it’s January 22nd. Where da merge Chris? Where’s my favorite fictional characters?
Jokes aside, why does he insist on keeping up this charade? I mean I know autistic people are delusional and insecure but this is just sad.
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'Do nothing but kiss my flabby arse and tell me Da Merge and my incredible psychic powers are real or y'all ain't comin' in. Among which. But I digress.'
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"Where da merge Chris?"
He claimed the merge is near completion with the third eye; however, the merge is still really going on and I pray it'll end soon.
He claimed the merge is near completion with the third eye; however, the merge is still really going on and I pray it'll end soon.
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chris mistakes his brown eye for his third eye all the time.
When barb finally dies and he starts to ree about needing help I expect everyone to tell him he should have all the gods and toons helping him so he doesn't need our money.
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That's the exciting part. The only reason to ever follow Chris now is to see what happens if Barb dies.
Shabobus
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Keep in mind that Chris considers playing Tetris to be a form of spiritual meditation.
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Is playing Dark Souls considers as meditation. That would be interesting.
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If reading about History and Autistic People is a form of Meditation I guess I've achieved Enlightenment.
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This is a little late, but I'm a tad disappointed no one here recognized this as a quote from serial killer Albert Fish. I have to give his current handler credit. It's a deeper cut than the low level WW2 Nazi shit the the idea guys fed him.
Edit: it's odd though Chris's super psychic powers didn't tell him he was quoting one of the most degenerate killers in history.
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If you have seen it in advance, why did you still fall for it Chris?
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Now that is some laughably pathetic shit.
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He couldn't just say "I gave my personal login info to someone I thought I could trust with it and they made me look like a scat loving psychopath." No no he has to come up with a cluster fuck tweet word salad about how "it was fated" and it "magichan is working on fixing it in c-197"
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Has Pmurt finally eided?
Not to mention his joke about Obama.
The rant in the English class was Chris being racist IIRC.
I prefer Gdansk.Kra-kow to the extreme
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What the actual hell am I reading here? It's Mishmash of autism, try hard and failing to imitate early trolls of Christory, cum Fanta and all.
It's sad.
Case of "When you gaze into autism gazes into you"